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Volume Five Chapter 227 Return of the Demon God [9]

[69 Book Bar-www.] Luxi was bored today and planned to play with his junior brothers and sisters, so he came to the training ground with Qinglu. At this moment, eleven disciples were already waiting in the venue. When everyone was surprised to see Luxi, the senior brother, also came.

"Uncle Master, why are the eldest brother here too?" Situ Kong first saw Lu Xi, then quickly stepped forward and asked.

"Oh, that's right. In order to encourage your junior brothers and sisters, Xuan Tao planned to practice with everyone. I believe that with a living example in front of you, you will have more motivation to practice," Qinglu replied.

When everyone heard Qing Lu say this, they really showed an excited expression. Since Luci is an immortal, if he practices with him, he will naturally learn some tricks to overcome the tribulation. How can they not be happy?

"Really? It's great, senior brother, you are so nice." The little beautiful woman Tang Xiaochi happily approached Luxi and spoke.

"Okay, there's nothing else, let's start practicing!" After the introduction, Qinglu also began to prepare for the course of practicing.

"Slow down, Uncle Lawyer Qing." Lu Xi looked around and said in a hindrance.

"Yeah? Xuan Tao, is there any problem?" Qing Lu couldn't help but wonder.

"How to say it, I always feel that the atmosphere is a bit deserted. Since it is practice, of course it has to be carried out in a relaxed and happy environment, so I think we should first adjust the atmosphere of everyone." Lu Xi said.

After hearing what Luci said, Qinglu was not easy to object. Since Luci could survive the ninety-nine heavenly tribulation, he must have more experience in this regard than himself, so Lian Ji nodded and said, "Okay, you can arrange it."

"Come on, everyone is in a circle. Let's play a game before practicing." Luci smiled and ordered.

Regarding Luxi's decision, everyone couldn't help but wonder what the elder brother was going to do? Even though they thought so, everyone still honestly formed a circle and waited for Luxi's following.

Luci nodded with satisfaction and said, "Let's play a crazy game,"

"Ah? A brainless game?" Everyone was stunned.

"The rules of the game are like this. We draw lots by one person. The questions we ask must be very brainless and very fun. Then everyone takes turns to answer the brainless question. Whoever answers the most classic and gets the most laughter will be the winner." Luci explained.

"Then who will cause this brain-dead problem?" Situ Kong said in confusion.

"Let's just ask the question." Lu Xi pointed at Situ Kong.

"Ah? Let me ask? What are you asking?" Situ Kong glared.

"It's easy, but the problem must meet the requirements of being brainless and very interesting." Luci smiled.

"Okay, I think about it." Situ Kong frowned and thought.

After a long time, Situ Kong suddenly raised his head happily and said, "I have it!"

"What's the problem?" Everyone looked at Situ Kong with interest.

"Walking on the street, how can people know that my Ren and Du meridians have been opened? We are now cultivators, and the Ren and Du meridians have been opened, but they look the same as ordinary people. So what I want to ask is, how can I let everyone know that my Ren and Du meridians have been opened?" Situ Kong asked with a smile.

"Uh, this ```" Luci couldn't help but think, but from the perspective of ordinary people, this is indeed an extremely brainless problem.

"I'll answer you first." Tang Xiaochi was the most active.

"Okay, let me tell me what to do?" Situ Kong asked with a smile.

"Put your underwear backwards, be careful, red underwear is the best. Then you run to the center of the square and laugh three times, "My fellow villagers, let me give you the important task of maintaining world peace." In this way, others will know that your Ren and Du meridians have been opened and you will no longer be alone." After Tang Xiaochi said this, he suddenly laughed gloatingly.

Situ Kong suddenly turned his face, and now he knew the true meaning of Luci's game. To put it bluntly, it was just to ask a brainless question and then let someone come to tease and make fun of it one after another.

With the beginning of Tang Xiaochi, everyone also understood how this game was played. Luo Feifei couldn't help but raise her hand excitedly and said, "I'll answer."

Luci smiled and nodded, "You answer him,"

Luo Feifei burst out laughing and said in a serious manner, "It's very simple. It's definitely different from ordinary people when practicing martial arts to reach that level! Those ordinary people are hit by a vehicle that causes the accident. They usually fly for more than 20 meters and fall down. But you can fly, fly for another 20 meters, then float down happily, rotate two circles and land on the ground, wave your sleeves, and the vehicle that causes the accident will fly, fly for 20 meters and fall down, and land with a bang. Then the whole street will know your martial arts level!"

Situ Kong gritted his teeth and said unhappily, "It's the realm of cultivation, and I'm also sorry, please don't answer me in a very responsible tone, as it seems that I want people to know that my Ren and Du meridians have been opened."

Luci laughed three times and teased, "This is not accurate. This question was raised by you yourself. Of course, it means that your most sincere doubts are in your heart. Come one by one, let's slowly solve the problems for Comrade Situ Kong."

Hearing Luxi's answer, Situ Kong had the urge to beat someone up, and his face turned the elder.

"Hey, brother, I'm very distressed too! Like you, my Ren and Du meridians have been opened. The "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms" have just been practiced to "Kanglong has regrets", but no one knows "It seems that we are connected to the same disease." Yang Jing sighed at some point, but he didn't expect that this big papaya, which usually doesn't say a word, also has such humorous cells.

Yang Jing's words immediately attracted everyone's laughter. Situ Kong felt extremely embarrassed and blushed and said, "This problem is invalid, no one is allowed to make people laugh."

"How can that work? The eldest brother said, this problem reflects your most sincere doubts in your heart. We must solve your problems. In fact, you don't have to worry about it. If you want to prove that your Ren and Du meridians are open, you can just fight me. If you can fight with me for ten moves, it means that your Ren and Du meridians are really open. If you can't take my ten moves, it will be impossible." Han Yu said this, and this girl also seems to like to harm others.

"You ```" Situ Kong almost vomited blood when he was so angry.

"Go to Japan to blow up Yamaguchi Science and Technology Building, and then announce to the world that he has opened the Ren and Du meridians. How famous is it! Why do you have to be on the street..." Ming Yacheng's answer was even more shocking.

"It is often not ordinary people who can open the Ren and Du meridians. Fifth Junior Brother, you can run out of the mental hospital and sit here. It is enough to prove that your Ren and Du meridians have been opened." Zhang Qian said this. Seeing that everyone was having fun, she couldn't help but quip.

"I despise you." Situ Kong gritted his teeth.

"Look for a big truck that was rushing towards you. If the truck is destroyed, you have not been destroyed yet, then people will know that your Ren and Du meridians have been opened." An Fan's answer was the most direct, and when Situ Kong heard this, his face turned green.

After An Fan finished speaking, Xu Caiyou continued to stutter and said, "You can hold someone on the side of the road, "Sir, seeing that your face is not very good, it must be that the Ren and Du meridians have not been opened. I have already opened it, so I can also help you open it! Let's go into the house and discuss it slowly. But more importantly... I have been mentally ill recently, so don't say that I helped you open it."

"Damn, senior brother, are you playing games for cheating?" Situ Kong stopped doing it.

"Sit down." Lu Xi glared.

Seeing Lu Xi staring, Situ Kong suddenly became impotence and had to sit down honestly.

"Everyone hasn't finished answering yet, next one," Luci smiled and said.

Xuanyuan Hao followed Lu Xi and raised his hand, and then said sincerely, "Run naked, after running, your heartbeat is no less than 30, which can prove it."

"You were a doctor before you practice cultivation?" Situ Kong ruminated.

"There is a more direct way. Today I read a fantasy novel. I can help you answer. Those who open the Ren and Du meridians are all masters. In ancient times, they were broken trees and gravels, but now it is much more convenient. Didn't you say you are walking on the street? Now your means of transportation is a car. You used to sit on him now. Now you can let him sit on you. Hold the car with both hands and runs wildly on the street at a speed of 60 yards per h. I think no one doesn't know that you have opened it!" Shangguan Jing answered with a stern look.

"Hahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter again.

Lu Xi also laughed. After everyone finished laughing, Lu Xi said, "It's my turn to answer. You have just opened the second meridians. You are so delicious. After your Ren Du 250 meridians are opened, you will easily be seen clearly by everyone when you walk on the street. You can practice before you go back!"

"Damn, I swear I will never play this game again. You are building your own happiness on the pain of others." Situ Kong could no longer help but stand up with anger.

"If you don't play, haha, let's stop here today, and continue tomorrow. Let's start practicing now." Luci smiled lustfully, then turned his head to Qinglu.

At this moment, Qinglu's face turned red. It seemed that this guy had worked very hard.

"Uncle Master, just laugh it out loud! Only by practicing with a happy attitude can you achieve twice the result with half the effort." Luxi persuaded.

"Haha, Luci, your method is indeed very good. I feel much more refreshed now. It turns out that it is so comfortable to build happiness on other people's pain!" Qinglu laughed a few times and praised.

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