Chapter 369 Nortel Lectures(2/2)
“Is this a rustic love story??”
"Good at flirting!"
Gao Peng: "My brother is so handsome x 2."
Gao Yun put down his tea cup and apologized slightly: "Actually, I don't use Instagram very often, so I didn't see it. Is there no big problem with my health?"
Kristine shook her head: "No problem. I went back to the hotel soon, and then I got to know you on the Internet. The heartache has improved...it feels very interesting."
After a pause, he said: "Why don't you introduce yourself? Just like I did at first, use some adjectives to describe yourself."
"sure."
Gao Yun was stunned for a moment and joked: "A man who almost made Kristen heartbroken."
Kristine immediately shook her head: "No, no, no, you did it the other way around. As I said, my heartache is not because I miss you, but it is true that after watching some of your videos, the pain has eased..."
Gao Yun frowned slightly and asked tentatively: "So, a man who can cure Christine's heartache?"
Christine's tone was ambiguous: "If you really want to describe yourself like this, I won't deny it."
"Xu~~"
The noise in the audience is getting louder and louder, and the video barrages are getting denser and denser, with a unified question mark:?
Gao Yunxiao: "It seems that I have some abilities that I didn't even think of... Okay, it's your turn to ask me? Come on."
Kristen plays with the taste: "You should be aware of this. Whether it is to make girls feel heartbroken or not, you have this ability, and you often use it accidentally or intentionally. Why don't you talk about your past?
How many relationships have you had? I didn’t find much information on the Internet.”
Gao Yun looked helpless: "I think we have completely deviated from the theme of this lecture. Why don't you follow the script? Christine, if you do this, I will never record a program with you next time..."
Kristen smiled indifferently: "You know, I just don't like to follow the rules, but you said it's off topic? I don't think so!"
She glanced at the screen and said with certainty: "Movies and life, we've finished talking about movies, now it's time to talk about life."
Gao Yun raised his eyebrows: "Okay, you're right, let me think about what to say to you..."
Not only the audience at the scene became excited, but the emotions of netizens watching the show were also aroused.
"Hahaha, it turns out this is the real movie!"
"When a woman asks about a man's love history, do I need to tell you what it means? Hear the applause!"
"Kristen is gay and has a girlfriend, right? Why does it seem like she has a crush on Gao Yun..."
"Your feeling is right."
"A scumbag K is fluid and bisexual. He has a girlfriend, but he cheats a lot. The day before yesterday, he held hands with his real girlfriend on the street, and next week he might be photographed kissing a supermodel. Otherwise, why would he be called a scumbag K!"
Gao Peng looked at the content on the barrage and frowned slightly. He thought to himself that it would not be good if he really fell in love with such a woman. He would have to call to find out what was going on later, but now? Watching the show is the most important thing!
She also wanted to know how her younger brother would talk about those previous relationships that were constantly being cut off and messed up...
"There is a dream behind the curtain of the moon at night, and the tenderness of the spring breeze is ten miles away."
"Once upon a time we fell into a deep dream together, and the gentle spring breeze blew between you and me."
Gao Yun first read out this poem in Chinese, then translated the general meaning in English, and said: "This is my evaluation of those previous relationships. My predecessors taught me a lot, brought me joy, happiness, and motivated me.
I grew up and influenced every aspect of me. I thank them, that's it."
Audiences expressed dissatisfaction...
"That's it? That's it??"
"tui! What I said is the same as what I didn't say!"
"I heard he was an old scumbag. No one was hurt! The non-stick pan was slippery!"
Kristen was obviously not satisfied either: "You are very cunning, but I decided to let you go and answer the next question well for me!"
Gao Yun shrugged: "I am answering very seriously! There is nothing I can do if you are not satisfied."
Christine thought for a moment and said: "Tell me about your views on mate selection. To put it bluntly, what kind of girl will you choose for your next relationship? From facial features to personality to career, the more detailed the better, I think
Everyone should enjoy listening to it."
Netizens' thoughts obviously made her guess right...
“Must enjoy listening to it!!”
“When a woman asks about a man’s views on mate selection…understand the applause!!”
"I may have watched the wrong program. This is not a lecture. This is clearly a date scene! A sign of heartbeat?"
I don't know which female classmate in the audience suddenly shouted loudly: "Gao Yun, what's your ink mark on? Tell me quickly!!"
The classmates immediately laughed in good faith, but this sound seemed to be a squandering, and more female voices began to shout nonsense, something like: "Gao Yun, I love you" "Gao Yun, I LOVE YOU"
"I want to give you a baby," "See if I'm good enough to be your girlfriend," and so on. All the nonsense came out at once. The most outrageous thing was that there was a boy, one of the loudest ones, who shouted tacky words in English.
Sweet words...
"You are my ris, tell me where to go. One is a geous short dream, a g reality.
(You are my North Star, telling me the way forward. With you, darkness is no longer darkness.)
Kristine listened for a long time with her ears perked up, looking confused, but Gao Yun was very calm: "Don't be nervous, they are all sitters hired by me, thirty yuan a sentence... Hey, you can go to the student union after the lecture.
The chairman’s office collects the money!”
Chapter completed!