Chapter 674 Arrangement(1/2)
"Boss, let's have another mutton skewer, another beef skewer, and a pair of roasted kidneys..."
Except for drinks, Ma Yiming chased and "ordered" some of the other edible items, five skewers for one portion and two for a pair.
"That's enough for me. You ask yourself to eat so much. I can't help you."
Gao Mu slowly picked up a bunch of roasted cauliflower and rolled his eyes as Ma Yiming placed his order.
A simple roadside barbecue, the most down-to-earth kind, with a few folding tables, a few plastic chairs, and freedom of movement.
"okay."
The boss flipped the food on the grill skillfully and quickly, and had a good memory. Ma Yiming said once that he had written down all the requirements and began to "line up the troops."
"Thank you for not helping. It just satisfies Lao Ding and I's stomach. Hey, it's a pity that we can't drink. Otherwise, this feeling would be really good."
It's been a long time since they had such an authentic barbecue, and they didn't expect that they could find a random place on the roadside and feel comfortable eating it.
The only thing missing is that we can only drink drinks. Otherwise, it would be great to have a beer and a skewer. This evening would be considered perfect.
"Don't drink when you drive, don't drive when you drink, didn't the police tell you?"
It comes from the later awareness of rules and subconscious habits.
"Tch, I don't know which police officer said it, so you are the only one who can say it. Look around here, who would think so. Besides, if you have a drink and enjoy yourself, you can press the accelerator further when you are tipsy.
stable."
Under the general environment, Ma Yiming could not understand Gao Mu's caution.
In this climate of "you do what I do", Gao Mu's thinking is alien and hypocritical.
"Hmph, it will be too late when something happens. A little self-awareness may lead to a seven-level pagoda. Why can't we do it?"
To be honest, it's not impossible to drink some, but they have two cars and at least two drivers, so at most they can only drink alone, and it's not good to have fun alone.
It’s not popular and it’s not good to find someone to pick them up so late and so far away, so we just eat.
"Hey, you are good at everything, but you have too many rules and I lose a lot of fun being with you."
"It's not easy to have more fun. Didn't you touch the periphery of the organization today? I wish you to enter the core as soon as possible. I wish you a lot of fun."
A skewer is substituted for wine, and sticks are struck against each other.
"Hey, I like hearing this." When the topic turned to motorcycles, Ma Yiming became excited again. He took out his phone and pulled out the memo. He was so happy when he saw it, "Don't worry, I will wait until I successfully break into their phone number."
The organization will definitely not forget you. Do you want to become my disciple from now on?"
"Why should I worship you as my master? Is there anything else about you that is worthy of my worship? Oh no, one day you die, I will still worship you."
Although Gao Mu can drive a car well and can also drive a two-wheeled battery car, he can only ride pedals on a motorcycle, and he is really not good at pulling the strings like Ma Yiming.
"He is indeed the best brother. Curse me like this."
He grabbed a handful of bamboo sticks on the table and flew towards Gao Mu, causing the goddess to scatter flowers.
Gao Mu tilted his head, avoided it easily, and said mockingly: "Hey, I didn't hit you, you are not good at practicing the Tang Sect's special skills!"
"I'm too lazy to talk to you. Don't even think about the car friends' gathering next week. I won't take you there."
Looking at an address on his mobile phone, Ma Yiming's mouth quickly rose.
This is the address that the female Ducati rider left for him. She also told him that there will be a motorcycle meeting at this address next Friday.
If Ma Yiming is interested, he can attend the party.
But I’m sure I’m going to participate, is there any need to say this?
It was only possible that after leaving such a sentence, the other party ignored him and disappeared into the distance of the night with a blast of the accelerator.
"Aren't you afraid that she is teasing you on purpose? She doesn't even have a name or phone number, and you just trust her in this place?"
Gao Mu had to pour cold water on Ma Yiming's obsession.
"Believe. Appearance is justice. Such a beautiful and lovely little sister will not lie, let alone a handsome guy like me. I can guarantee that she will be waiting for me at this place next Friday. Hehe, don't be envious
oh."
The IQ of 500 was instantly reduced to 250, and blind trust filled Ma Yiming's body.
"You have a typical case of immobility when seeing girls. When you see a pretty woman paired with a motorcycle, you can't move your body or your brain?" He picked up the kidney that the boss had just served and threw it into Ma Yiming's.
In front of him, "Didn't Wuji fucking tell you? The more beautiful a woman is, the better she is at lying. Be careful of being too happy and being sad."
A typical example of being blinded by beautiful lard.
"That's true, but have you misunderstood Wuji's damn meaning?"
After killing most of his waist in one gulp, his waist became more and more straight. Ma Yiming shook his head, not paying attention to Gao Mu's words.
"What do you mean?"
Yin Susu's old classic saying can be said to be a wise saying in the world of martial arts. After so many years of fermentation and dissemination, can he still misunderstand it?
"Think about it, Miss Yin is a great beauty herself. If you can't believe what a beautiful woman says, how can you believe what she says? Since you can't believe what she says, how can the logic here be established?"
ox!
A "thumbs on the knee" is given. Gao Mu has to admire this ability of understanding and distortion of logic.
If you deny yourself, you really can't argue with it.
"So, I'm asking you to read more books, not in a careless way, but in a detailed way. Only by reading to your own understanding can you truly have your own martial arts world. You, you are still missing a lot.
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"Stop. Everything you said is right, you are awesome, you are awesome, OK!"
Seeing Ma Yiming holding a skewer with bamboo skewers in his hand, half-squinting his eyes and shaking his head like an old master teaching people, Gao Mu couldn't bear the interruption.
So disgusting that I want to vomit!
"What's wrong, you're pregnant."
The lethality of the banter between brothers can often dig out a sewer in embarrassment.
"Yes, I'm pregnant. I feel so sick that I want to vomit. The baby is yours. Congratulations on becoming a father."
Gao Mu's counterattack was also full of firepower. As long as he was not embarrassed, others would be embarrassed.
Sitting between the two of them, Ding Li was sitting on pins and needles.
I can neither walk nor sit. Knowing such a big "secret", I am really worried that I will be "silenced"!
In order to alleviate this embarrassment and not to show my "panic", I could only continue to eat kebabs, eat them quickly and eat them in big mouthfuls.
It seems that the only way to prove that he has not heard any dangerous words is by eating, treating him as the last meal, and even if he dies, he will be a "full man".
The two people's voices were a bit loud. Not only Ding Li, who was close at hand, felt uncomfortable, but also the masturbators at the next few tables heard it.
At this time, one by one, they all turned to look at them. Either they were holding skewers in their hands and were about to smoke it, or the wine in their glasses was very close to their mouths. The scene was quiet and strange.
"Okay, now I'm going to be famous."
Now the two of them are considered celebrities, and they have completely become the focus of the night snack stall, the "center of the universe".
"Let's go, leave quickly."
Leaving behind a big ticket, not asking the boss for change, and not even packing the kebabs on the table, the two of them were embarrassed and ran away faster than anyone else.
Ding Li, who was stunned for half a second, looked at the plastic stool that was almost blown away before he reacted. He quickly swung his large body and ran away.
Cover your face with your hands, you are too shameless to see anyone!
In this day and age, the boss still knows how to play, but it’s really embarrassing.
"I'm going. It's too embarrassing. This is such a big deal. No one can catch up."
Ma Yiming followed Gao Mu and ran up to Poussin, patted his chest and asked nervously.
"Do you really think of yourself as a star?" Gao Mu said with a smile: "Even if you are a little star, they are not paparazzi!"
Gao Mu had observed the appearance of the people who were having sex at the barbecue and late-night snack stalls, and could see that they were all part-time workers from nearby factories. They were probably working the night shift as a reward for their hard work.
As for them, if you have time to catch up and watch the fun, it would be good to pay attention to them.
This is indeed the case. Except for the boss who put away the remaining barbecue and the big red pig with satisfaction, everyone else was immersed in the mood of drinking beer and skewers again. There was no one in the car they got on.
care.
"In other words, if I drive a shabby car and ride on my Harley-Davidson motorcycle, I will change you into a beautiful knight. It will definitely be more exciting than a starlet parading through the streets."
Thinking about the wonderful scene, his eyes almost narrowed like fish.
"Just have your erotic dreams. Oh, that's not right, Ma Yiming, you're just playing love at first sight, right? Is it possible that you fell in love with that female rider so quickly?"
After starting the car, Gao Mu reacted and rushed to the female rider. Ma Yiming's condition was not right.
It’s obvious that spring is here, and it’s that season again!
"It's so cool, especially the contrast between her looks. Don't you feel very moved?"
Not denying it means admitting it. Ma Yiming behaved very calmly and completely took it for granted.
"I'm not moved."
To be continued...