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17. On the importance of adding poison and resisting

It turns out that someone can be so stupid...

Under the snow, Biqigu, his wife and husband Mu gathered at the table, looking at two completely different plates of cookies, one plate still looks like coke, and the other plate is yellow and moist in color. It is obviously following the steps one by one...

"Totally different-" Yuhihama squatted down in frustration, with a sad face.

Xue Zhixia was unable to hold her forehead and could not speak at all. Hikigu carefully picked up a piece of coke and took a bite, and said:

"I said, why do you want to make delicious cookies?"

"Ah? What do you want to say?" Yukihama's face was unhappy.

Hikigu swallowed the whole piece of coke with difficulty, clapped his hands, revealing an unfathomable expression, "Come here again in 10 minutes, I'll let you see what real handmade cookies are!"

Wang Yi blinked and picked up a failed plate of coke cookies and left the housekeeping classroom. Although Yukishita and Yukihama were puzzled by Hikiya's statement, they nodded and went out.

Although he knew what would happen next, Wang Yi chose to cooperate quietly. Compared to that, he was more concerned about another thing.

Looking down at the coke on the plate, Wang Yi picked up a piece and swallowed with difficulty. Finally, he decided to eat it!

"An! Crack, Crack, Guru!" He bit off in one bite, chewed wildly, swallowed suddenly, and a piece of biscuit was eaten.

"Dingdong! When attacked by toxins, there is a difference in anti-toxicity, resulting in a 0.1% toxicity resistance!"

"...Is it really poisonous?" Wang Yi's eyes twitched unconsciously, so the scorched things cannot be eaten? Well, let's not talk about this, Wang Yi seems to have a new understanding of his own abilities:

If someone else's skills or something good is "attacked", I will get 0.1% of this kind of thing. If it's something bad, I will develop 0.1% resistance?

"Wouldn't that mean..." Wang Yi looked down at the entire plate of coke in his hand, his eyes were entangled, and finally he made up his mind.

"An, Ang Ang!" He grabbed the coke wildly and stuffed it into his mouth. He always felt the pleasure of practicing to become an immortal. If you don't believe me, please listen:

"Dingdong, Dingdong, Dingdong..."

"Vomit--" Finally, I couldn't stand the dry and unswallowing smell in my throat, so Wang Yi started to retching while holding the wall.

"Axue, wife... what are you doing with your wife and husband?" Yukihama, who saw someone's self-abuse behavior just after leaving the housekeeping classroom, was shocked and even a little scared, so she shrank down to the side of the snow.

"...It should be some kind of act of gaining pleasure through self-abuse-- right?" Xue Zhixia frowned, unable to understand.

Wang Yi, who was still retching, noticed the movement behind him, and turned his head and met two pairs of eyes that seemed to be full of pity, surprise, disgusting... all kinds of emotions, so he was excited:

"Ahem!!"

The biscuit crumbs stuck in the throat actually rushed out of the nose...

"Ah! Wife and Mrs. Mu, are you... okay?" Yubihama looked at Wang Yi in a messy face with a face full of helplessness, and quickly took out a tissue and ran over and handed it to Wang Yi.

Wang Yi took it, quickly sorted out his appearance, stood aside a little awkwardly, holding the empty plate and secretly feeling sad.

He suddenly realized that he was so stupid. He ate 100% of the toxins just to produce 0.1% poison resistance. Will he die before all poisons are not invaded...

"Ahem!" The more I thought about it, the more I became, the more I felt wrong. Wang Yi's face turned red. So, it is absolutely not trustworthy to practice and become an immortal!

"Okay!" Finally, Biqigu's voice sounded, saving Wang Yi's embarrassing situation. He always felt that there were two gazes behind him constantly scanning him, feeling uncomfortable!

...

Back in the housekeeping classroom, Xue Zhixia and the other three saw Hikiya holding a plate of cookies on the table. The dark appearance was so dark that they had no appetite. But when they thought of the seaguchi that he praised for "real handmade cookies", Xue Zhixia and Yuhihama still picked up a biscuit and tasted it.

"Is this the real handmade cookie?" The taste of the snow was hit.

"Not very - it's delicious!" Yuhihama was a little tactful.

Seeing this, Hikigaya stepped forward with a tense face and prepared to take away the plate of cookies, "Since that's the case, I'll throw it away, sorry!"

"Ahhh!" Yukihama was anxious now and waved her hand quickly, "Wait, it's not that bad!" After saying that, she threw the cookies in her hand into her mouth, revealing a slightly ugly but gentle smile.

"Okay, this is your cookie!" Hikiya then turned around and looked at the two of them.

"Eh?" Yuhihama's brain went down. He looked up at the snow:

"What's the meaning?"

Hikigu raised his head slightly and then explained:

"This is my friend's friend's business. One day, a girl who seemed to have something to come to him. He had the idea of ​​"absolutely like me", so he decided to ask: "Say... Tell me the person you like! Just the initial letter."

‘Hey, it’s…H…’ the girl said that.

‘H… Could it be me?’

‘Uh… so disgusting! Stop talking?’

Probably that's it..."

"Wait!" Yukishita suddenly interrupted Hikigaya's words, "From your experience..."

"Hey, you idiot, are friends of friends!" Hikiga was anxious.

Yuhihama and Yukikoshi showed a helpless expression at the same time, so he had to turn his head.

"So, what reason should be drawn from this matter?"

"That's the case... men are very simple. If they are misunderstood by girls, they will be happy as long as they are handmade cookies, so it doesn't matter if they are not delicious."

"Not delicious?" Yukihama was still a little embarrassed when she heard this comment. She pulled some paper balls from the side and threw them at Hikigaya, "Baga, I'm so annoyed!"

Hikiya was calm and unhurried, "Anyway, as long as he understands that you have worked hard, you can touch a man's heart, right?"

"Can you do it even if you stay at home?" Yukihama suddenly stopped, lowered her head and asked seriously and carefully.

Hikiguchi smiled, "Super, too, don't ask me to stay at home!"

Yuhihama secretly bent her lips, and her mood turned cloudy and sunny.

Yukishita turned his head and looked at Yukihama, and said, "What are you going to do next?"

"Well-I plan to try it with my own method. Thank you, Yukishita!"

Tuanzi showed a tuanzi-like smile, just as the afterglow of the setting sun shone in, hitting her side face, infinitely beautiful...

"Huh!" Wang Yi sighed, gently placed the plate in his hand on the table, and carefully retreated.

When he walked outside, Wang Yi took out his cell phone and looked at the time, "It's already 6:30. That guy won't kill me, right?"

Thinking of this, Wang Yi speeded up and returned to the service department to get his schoolbag. He left another note with the words "Sorry, I left in advance" and went to the shoe cabinet to change his shoes. However, when he opened the shoe cabinet, he found that his shoes were missing, leaving only a dead mouse.

"Is it started again..."

Wang Yi gently closed the cabinet door, and the shadows enveloped the dead mouse again.

"So, my youth theme still has to go back to survival! Also, is there something forgotten?"

With his schoolbag in his arms, Wang Yi scratched his head with a little depressed look.

"Is there something I forgot?"

That's right, the metal tracker found from the snow-under bag is lying comfortably in his pocket!
Chapter completed!
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