Chapter 60 [Have you never seen a beautiful woman? 】(1/2)
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Chapter 60
The waiter called and asked her to clean up the remaining food on the table, so we ordered another table of food.
But everyone was a little silent. The last incident just now was really speechless...
Aze suddenly couldn't help but sigh: "The Great Glass Wall will never fall, the water of the Danmei Yellow River surging!" Then his tone turned into grief and anger: "Jiao Qiao, your mother is too irresponsible! She threw you out without investigating it in advance! This is your lifelong happiness!"
Qiao Qiao was in a state of contemplation, but suddenly screamed: "Oh! I lost! I lost a lot!!"
"What?" Aze was a little confused.
"What a pity! Actually, let alone other factors, this Gu Long is still good... If I had known that he was also a 'in-community', I would just marry him! After getting married in the future, he would look for his handsome guy, I would like to pick up my beauty, and not interfere with each other..." Qiao Qiao said this, and a drunk expression appeared on her face: "Oh, what a wonderful life!"
I couldn't help but think about the marriage life of a glass and a lesbian after getting married... Then I felt a chill all over my body, and I shook hard.
At this time, Mutou suddenly stood up from the chair and strode to the side.
"What are you doing? Wood?"
"Go wash your hands." Mu Tou trotted towards the bathroom without looking back.
Only then did Aze and I realize that we had shaken hands with those two guys warmly just now... I remembered that the two guys were "walking on dry roads", and I couldn't help feeling goose bumps on the skin on my hands that I had touched with them. I quickly ran into the bathroom and washed it with hand sanitizer three times.
When we sat back to the table, we started to reward our merits. I was not polite and knocked on Qiao Qiao's bottle of good red wine. As for Wood... Tonight's Best Performance Award is Wood! Not to mention anything else, just the crazy eyes and the cool mental hospital hospital uniform are enough to make him well-deservedly become the star of tonight!
The hospital gown was borrowed by Mu Tou from a college classmate who was assigned to a mental hospital from him. In order to deal with the scene tonight, he brought the hospital gown to the restaurant, then hid in the toilet and changed his clothes.
For this reason, Qiao Qiao decided to give him a set of Japanese comics...it was also in line with Mu's hobby.
As for Aze...
It was so angry that he said! He actually asked Qiao Qiao shamelessly in front of me: "Give me that uniform girl to me, don't fight with me!"
"No!" Qiao Qiao immediately shook her head: "I took a fancy to that first!"
I jam: "That uniformed girl?"
Aze sighed: "It's the one next to you who is wearing a nurse's outfit."
I was furious: "Damn! I'm here to get to my side! Be careful that I'll chop your ham sausage tonight!"
Azeqi said: "What are you worried about? Don't you have Yan Di? Let that nursing girl give it to me."
Qiao Qiao curled her lips: "Don't even think about it, that's mine!" After saying that, she looked drooling: "Oh, I've never been to such a nursing girl. By the way, Mutou, I remember what is the name of an H anime? It's about nurses..."
"Yeqin Sick Building." The wood expert in this regard immediately issued a name.
"Bah!" I shook the folding knife: "You two are specializing in harming women's scum, don't have the idea of ah Mei."
"Yi?" Aze giggled and said, "Chen Yang, why are you nervous? Is this Amei also your personal favorite? But what should Yan Di do? Do you like 3P??"
Qiao Qiao's eyes suddenly lit up, her face full of lewd expressions, and then she couldn't help but shout, "3P!3P!!3P!!!!" Such a loud voice suddenly attracted strange eyes from countless people around her...
Just imagine, in this place, a girl dressed in charmingly, shouting the lewd word "3P" as if no one else was around...
"Damn!" Who is Miss Qiao? Why are you afraid of these eyes? She glared back one by one on the spot and shouted: "What are you looking at? I have never seen a beautiful woman who likes 3P!"
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It was almost eleven o'clock when I got home in the evening. The elevator in the building where I live had been repaired, and it is said that the property company spent a lot of money on this. Of course, I also received a compensation amount from the property.
When we entered the house, the two girls probably had already slept. But there was a light for me in the living room.
I'm used to the feeling of having lights at home when I'm back late.
This feels great!
When I lived alone, home was just a house for me. But now I know that no matter how late I came back, there were people at home who kept lights for me! Sometimes I even got used to women's underwear hanging on the balcony and the "Sophie Ultra-thin Wings" placed in the small bathroom cabinet.
I drank some wine with those three bitches at night. Although I was not drunk, I felt a little floating under my feet. I ran into the kitchen to find water to drink, but unexpectedly saw a small note on the refrigerator:
"Rogue, there is a bottle of orange juice in the refrigerator, which is the plastic bottle on the first floor."
The following signature is the word "王".
For a moment, I couldn't help but feel a little sweet in my heart...
A Mei, there are such considerate times... I suddenly remembered the conversation with Qiao Qiao Aze and the others at night... A Mei... Am I really nervous about her?
Or maybe, out of a sense of justice, I didn’t see a girl like a flower falling into the hands of Qiao Qiao Aze, a man and a woman, two lewd demons?
The so-called alcohol can be chaotic... Maybe a man can't help but think about it after drinking a few more glasses. Suddenly, a little bit of charm came to my mind. When I recalled A Mei's playful and likable appearance, for a moment, it seemed that even the scenes of us bickering on weekdays became warmer.
Holding the bottle of orange juice in the refrigerator... Alas, if you say it in detail, she treats me very well...
Uh…3P??
Sin... What are I thinking about it!! Sin... Ami Tofu...
Subconsciously unscrew the bottle cap, took the "love juice" left to me by Amei, and took a deep mouthful of it...
The next second, I immediately froze!
A strange smell in my mouth shot straight into the sky. I felt that what I had in my mouth was a sticky, thick and greasy substance, and a disgusting strange smell that was indescribable...
When I rushed to the edge of the pool, I was already spitting out all my stomach juice. I poured another cup of tap water and tried hard to rinse my mouth. I rinsed it over and over again, but I couldn't sweep away the nightmare smell in my mouth!
I suddenly looked up and saw a note on the pool:
"Rogue, how do you feel? Is it so good? This is a bottle of curry mixed oil bought by Yan Di. I accidentally drank it wrong today... Considering that I can only enjoy such a good thing? That's why... Hehe, now we have difficulties together!"
Signature: Eyebrow.
When I saw this, I felt the nauseous smell in my stomach rushing up, and I quickly lay down by the pool and vomited for a while.
Damn! I actually had the idea of a charming girl? I must be crazy!!
I really want to rush into the room and pick this girl up and beat her up... But considering that Yan Di is also sleeping in the room, and in the middle of the night, I'm afraid it's a bit inappropriate...
I sighed helplessly and forced the anger down.
However, the strange feeling that had just been born to this dead girl was completely wiped out in my mind.
Interesting to her? Forget it! Whoever is her man will be bad for eight lifetimes!!
After brushing my teeth twice and chewing a piece of gum, I felt a little better.
But the smell still lingers. Even when I sleep at night, I feel like I'm vomiting constantly, like a pregnant woman...
No words all night.
When I woke up in the morning, I picked up the measuring instrument and looked at it.
I don’t have any luck today... but fortunately I don’t have good luck with love... Now in my opinion, I really don’t want any luck with love... I don’t have to be too strong, so it may not be a good thing.
The green index is quite high. It seems that I have good luck in my career today!
I smiled bitterly. It probably had something to do with my unilateral promotion by Fang Nan. No matter what, as the leader of a small department, I finally got promoted to my career.
It was already seven o'clock in the morning. I quickly got dressed and got out of bed.
The two beauties at home have already gotten up. Yan Di has prepared breakfast and comes out of the kitchen with porridge and fried poached eggs. After I brush my teeth and wash my clothes, I sit in front of me, watch me finish eating, and then smile gently.
"I'm going to rest today and don't go to work." Yan Di: "What do you want to eat tonight? I'll buy it during the day to make it for you." I put it on maliciously, hugged her and kissed her on her beautiful little mouth.
Yan Di's face turned red and she quickly peeked at the room. Fortunately, Amei hadn't come out yet. Unfortunately, when I was about to take the next move, she ran away.
At this time, A Mei came out of the room. I was about to accuse her of her despicable and shameless plot last night, but I found that this girl was dressed up today! She wore a plaid dress with Yan Di's lady-style plaid dress, and even a faint lip gloss was applied on her lips...
However, looking at her plump breast curves that are different from her usual days, I maliciously guessed: there must be a sea-surface pad inside!
"Why did you get up so early today? Still dressed up like this?"
A Mei looked at me with a charming look: "Today, a handsome guy asked me to go out."
"That handsome guy is so ugly?" To be honest, Amei looks really cute when dressed up. But now I am thinking about how to get back the hatred from last night.
At this moment, our doorbell suddenly rang!
I was stunned for a moment. There were never any guests visiting the place where I live. I walked over and opened the door, but saw a bastard standing at the door...
Aze was wearing a casual suit, with long flowing hair, clear eyebrows, and pretended to be carrying a painting board behind him, with a slight smile on his face, revealing a mouthful of white teeth: "Chen Yang, it's really hard to find where you live."
I opened my mouth: "Why are you so early..." Suddenly, I came to my senses: "Damn! Could it be that you made an appointment with A Mei?"
The beast smiled shamelessly at me: "I promised to take her to our Art Academy today."
I looked back at A Mei, but saw her excited: "You dressed like this just to see him?"
"Of course not!" A Mei curled her lips: "There are many handsome guys in the Art Academy!"
Aze walked in as if no one was around, patted my shoulder, and whispered: "Don't worry, I just took her to the art exhibition."
I tried my best to resist the urge to kill this disaster: "Art exhibition? Is it human body art?" I turned to look at Amei: "When did you become interested in art? Why don't I know? Don't you just like RMB?"
A Mei made a very arrogant move of contempt: "The art exhibition he took me to today was painting on the spot... I heard that the model is super handsome! Still naked!"
Then she glanced at me and smiled at Aze, "I'll go in and prepare something, you can wait for me."
Then Amei pulled Yan Di into the room together, probably asking Yan Di to dress her up.
To be continued...