"Pfft... You damn kid, you want your mother and me to be the empress!"

"I want to buy the Forbidden City to live in. How big is the Forbidden City? Your mother and I live there, and I can remember the location of the kitchen at home. If you want me to buy a big house the size of our courtyard, that's it."

"Also, don't tell your dad about the eggs, lest he come to trouble you in the future when his farts smell of eggs. Then he will beat you up despite being punished by God, and I won't help stop him.

"

The second aunt, who had never found her youngest son to be so eloquent before, was coaxed to tears by Liu Guangfu and quickly took out five one-dollar notes to drive him out.

"Here, come on, hurry up and buy your hens to lay eggs. I never thought you were such a chicken thief before. One moment you told me that I was crying, and the next you almost made me burst out laughing. Get out of here and buy your chickens."

Go for it!!”

"I promise to buy you two of the best egg-laying hens in the capital. At the same time, I also promise you that before my dad becomes a leader, let him eat eggs until his farts smell like eggs. In this way, Xu Damao

From now on, I can praise my dad for being a party leader and his farts taste good..."

"Hahaha... you damn kid, hurry up and get out of here. Wait a minute, your mother, I'm laughing so hard. It's just you damn kid that's causing this. You can buy chickens to be energetic but not particularly energetic."

"I understand, you can rest assured when I do this. I promise to buy you two egg-laying hens that will make the whole compound the envy of you..."

After coming out of home with the five yuan he coaxed from his mother, Liu Guangfu was wondering where he should go to find some delicious food to replenish his health today.

It was no coincidence that as soon as he walked to the gate of the courtyard, he met the man who loved him the most in the world, Banggeng. At this time, this stupid Banggzi was wandering around with his puppet and Xiaodang.

"Liu Guangfu! You robbed my roast chicken yesterday, right?"

Bangge didn't sleep because he thought about it all night last night. The more he thought about it, the more suspicious Liu Guangfu became. Besides, except for the person who snatched his chicken, who knew he was roasting chicken over there in the factory area.

Facing Bangge, who had an angry look on his face, Liu Guangfu just looked at him with a funny look on his face, not even bothering to fight with him; "Banggen! I told you that you stole the chicken by yourself, why?"

Are you still relying on me? Let me tell you, I am not a stupid person. I am greedy for your mother and will take the blame for you stupidly!!"

Seeing Liu Guangfu's look of looking down on him, Bangge was even more convinced that he was the one who stole his chicken.

"Liu Guangfu! I know, it's you, you're the one who stole my chicken, right? Give me back my chicken!!"

"Bah, you shameless bastard, is that your chicken? It's a chicken you stole, okay!!"

"My chicken, my chicken, is my chicken. Silly Zhu has already helped me compensate Xu Damao, so the chicken is mine. Please pay me for the roasted chicken!!"

"Go away, I'm very busy today and have no time to talk to you little brat. Go play in the mud with your sisters."

He reached out and grabbed the heel of Banggan's neck, and threw him casually in front of the two cuties, Xiaodang and Puppethua, as if he were throwing garbage.

Liu Guangfu, who was worried about scaring them, immediately put on an amiable smile, then took out two candies, opened them and handed them to them to eat. After that, he stepped on Banggeng's back and left directly, making Banggeng howl in anger.

Call....

"Liu Guangfu, just wait for me! I won't just let this matter go. You'd better not fall into my hands one day, otherwise I'll look good to you!!"

After incompetently speaking cruelly and giving Liu Guangfu a wave of anger points, Banggeng turned around and snatched the candies from the sisters' mouths, causing Xiaodang and Puppet Flower to run home and complain in tears.

He went.

Unfortunately, it was Jia Zhang who was at home at this time, not Qin Huairu, so not only did their complaints have no effect at all, but they were also scolded for no reason, and they were scolded as two losers...

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[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value 2666X from Jia Zhang]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value of 6666X from Bangge]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value 1223X from Silly Pillar]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value 66X from the great master]

[Congratulations to the host for getting 99X anger value from the second uncle]

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"No, second uncle, are you serious about your anger?"

"I can understand why the old man is angry at me. After all, it is indeed hateful for an old man without children to see that his old man has several children, and the children are so good."

"But, you are my biological father. Is your anger worth sending seriously? You, you said you didn't work well in the factory. Why do you hate me? You hate the afro I gave you in the morning? But then

You didn't have a long memory and wanted to hit me, so you can't blame me..."

After expressing his strong dissatisfaction with his second uncle, Liu Guangfu went out to find the vendors with five yuan in his pocket.

Finally, at a place that didn't require a ticket, he spent two yuan and bought fifteen big and delicious meat buns. After that, he ate ten of them by himself. If he couldn't finish them, he packed them up and took them home to pretend to be a dutiful son.

went.

When he went home and passed through an uninhabited alley, Liu Guangfu took out the two egg-laying machines and carried them with his hands. Then he carried two hens in one hand and five large meat buns in the other and returned to the courtyard.

"Liu Guangfu, are you buying chickens to compensate me?"

"There is no need to compensate for two, just one. Your chicken is bigger than Xu Damao's two."

Otherwise, Bangge is the man who loves Liu Guangfu the most.

I met this bastard when I left the courtyard, and ended up meeting this bastard again when I came back. What a fate!

Hearing what this idiot said, Liu Guangfu was not polite at all. He kicked him over again, then stepped on him and took out candy and continued to feed the two little cuties.

When it was over, Liu Guangfu asked Puppet Flower Xiaodang and the two cuties to go out to eat lollipops so as not to be robbed again, while he went home with his big meat buns and two chickens, leaving love alone.

A stick figure, lying on the ground sadly feeling the love of Mother Earth for him.

"Whatever you two losers can eat, spit it out for me to eat. This is Liu Guangfu's compensation for me, not for you. You are not allowed to eat it..."

Of course, it was absolutely impossible for Banggeng, who had been taught bad lessons by Jia Zhang, to lie there all the time. After a while, he got up and ran out to catch up with Puppet Flower and Xiaodang, and then took the candy from their mouths.

They were robbed and made them cry.

And just when Banggeng snatched away his two younger sisters and cried loudly, the second aunt who was embroidering insoles at home to support the family was stunned when she saw the two hens brought back by Liu Guangfu...

"Guangfu, where did you buy this chicken?"

"An old hen like this can be sold for only five or six yuan. How did you buy two of them for five yuan?"

After being shocked by the huge size of the two hens, the second aunt said that these two chickens were so big that even if they couldn't lay eggs, their family would not be in trouble.

"Also, what kind of chicken is this? Why are they bigger than turkeys? They are so big but they don't lay eggs even if we eat meat... Well, they will lay eggs now.

??”

As a result, before he finished speaking, two eggs rolled out of the chicken's butt.

Seeing the unexpected eggs, the second aunt was stunned for a while, and then she quickly urged the Liu Guangfu pair to build a pigeonhouse for them.

"You silly boy, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and take the wooden planks from home to build a chicken shed in the open space in the yard. We can't provide for chickens that can lay eggs properly. You still want to tie them up?"
Chapter completed!