"Gu Mening, my dear mother, what are you having for breakfast today?"

The next morning, after washing up, Liu Guangfu stretched for a while and then walked towards the dining table at home.

Ever since Liu Guangfu made me cry and laugh, and learned that he came back to celebrate the New Year in order to get more meat for his family last night, I was stunned to push hundreds of kilograms of fish from the suburbs with his small body and the third uncle.

After coming back, the second aunt could no longer be cruel to him.

"What else can I eat? You brought back hundreds of kilograms of fish yesterday. What else can you eat after eating the fish?" Although he is no longer fierce, he still has to pretend.

After reaching out to take the white rice porridge handed over by the second aunt and eating a few bites of fried fish pieces, Liu Guangfu immediately thought of the chickens raised in front of his house; "Mom, did you go pick up eggs yesterday?"

"You silly boy, the chicken will not lay eggs for at least two to three days..."

After replying a few words, thinking that Liu Guangfu wanted to eat eggs, the second aunt said again: "If you want to eat eggs, mom will fry two for you..."

"Why should we eat eggs? There are so many fish at home and we can't eat them. I wonder how expensive eggs are now!" The second uncle, who had been holding back from talking about Liu Guangfu, immediately held back after hearing that his second aunt wanted to give him scrambled eggs.

Can't stand it any longer.

In the second uncle's thinking and cognition, everything in the house belongs to him, and eggs, which are delicious and nutritious, can only be eaten by him, the head of the family, at home.

"Mom, when I bought the chicken, the chicken seller told me that the chicken could lay four eggs a day."

"And when I bought it yesterday, didn't I lay two of them in front of you? So there must be eggs in the chicken coop. I'm going to pick up the eggs now to avoid being stolen by that thief Bangge."

Completely ignoring the words of the second uncle of the family, Liu Guangfu responded to the second aunt like a good boy, and then went out to collect eggs with a small basket at home without even eating porridge.

"Guangfu, you must have been deceived by the chicken seller. How is it possible that a hen can lay four eggs a day??"

Although she said words of disbelief, the second aunt still put down her bowls and chopsticks and followed Liu Guangfu out; "Guangfu, wait a minute, let's see if the chicken is really as capable of laying eggs as you said?"

"Okay, come here quickly."

He walked out of the house with his second aunt and came to the chicken shed at the door. Liu Guangfu immediately pointed to the chicken coop in the corner and said loudly, "Mom, the chicken seller didn't lie to me. Look at the eggs in the nest."

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"Hey, Guangfu's father, the second uncle of the family, come out and take a look. The chickens Guangfu bought have really laid a full clutch of eggs."

Although she has regained her maternal love for Liu Guangfu, the second aunt still focuses on the second uncle after all. When encountering surprises, the first thing she thinks of is the second uncle in the family.

The second uncle knew that Liu Guangfu bought two old hens.

To be honest, at the beginning, he blamed the second aunt and wanted to beat Liu Guangfu, a prodigal son.

It was just that Liu Guangfu happened to be fishing with the third uncle at that time, so he couldn't hit anyone, so he suppressed his temper and planned to wait until Liu Guangfu came back before he got angry.

Later, when he took a look, Liu Guangfu's chicken shed was quite nice. It made his home look upscale, a bit like the leader's home. So his anger was relieved by more than half, and all he wanted to do now was

Let’s talk about Liu Guangfu.

Then out of curiosity, the second uncle wanted to see what kind of old hens that silly boy Liu Guangfu could buy.

Walk over and take a look, what a guy!!

This old hen was as big as two people in Xu Damao's family, so the second uncle's anger was only a little bit angry, and the rest of him just wanted to glare at Liu Guangfu.

Later, Liu Guangfu came back and brought back more than 400 kilograms of big fish with the third uncle. The family divided more than 200 kilograms between them.

At that time, the second uncle's temper disappeared immediately. Seeing Liu Guangfu who was so tired, he even helped him get bath water last night, which was rare.

Returning to the topic, after hearing what the second aunt said, the second uncle immediately appeared calm, but in fact he was very excited and walked out of the house and said: "Isn't it the old hen at home that lays eggs so early in the morning? What's all the fuss about?" ah?"

Although he is his father, Liu Guangfu just doesn't like to talk to the second uncle.

After he opened the lattice of the chicken shed and pulled out the eggs, he immediately smiled and flattered the second aunt and said, "Mom, look, there are ten eggs in total. Let's go home and make poached eggs to eat. This second uncle will be so greedy!! "

"Hey, I have such a bad temper, Liu Guangfu, you have the ability to treat me as your father, right?" Although Liu Guangfu brought so many fish to the family, the second uncle just couldn't like him. He felt that he His family status was threatened.

"Mom, these two chickens can lay eight eggs a day. We ate two yesterday. Six here are from yesterday, and the remaining four are from today, so we can come back and pick up four more in the afternoon!!"

After explaining that there were still four eggs to pick up in the afternoon, Liu Guangfu handed the eggs to the second aunt and asked her to go home and scramble the eggs for him to eat; "Mom, believe me, I'm right, look at how much this chicken can do Lay eggs. From now on, our second uncle will definitely eat and fart like eggs.

Let’s go, ignore this big boss for now, let’s eat the scrambled eggs and give my brother a supplement to prevent him from malnutrition, and he will not be able to beat the stick in the future..."

The second uncle on the side was so angry that he didn't want to speak, but he didn't dare to hit Liu Guangfu, so he could only stare there.

"Second aunt, the eggs in your basket are all laid by your two big hens?" At this moment, the third aunt who came out of the house after hearing the noise saw Liu Guangfu handing it to the second aunt. Egg, come over to watch the fun.

Maybe she felt that she had taken advantage of the third aunt and her family by sharing yesterday's fish equally, so the second aunt quickly took out four eggs and handed them to the third aunt and said, "Isn't that right? My Guangfu bought these." The chickens may be laying eggs. One chicken can lay four eggs a day. Come on, Third Auntie will take some back to mine and satisfy Di’s greed!”

"Emma, ​​Emma, ​​why is this chicken so big? It turns out it is a chicken that lays eggs!"

After exclaiming that Liu Guangfu's chickens could really lay eggs, the third aunt curiously asked where she bought the chickens; "This chicken is amazing! Four eggs a day, one egg costs 10 cents a day, 40 cents a month. Twelve yuan, second aunt, how much does your chicken cost?"

"I gave my family Guangfu five yuan, but I don't know how much he spent on it."

After saying that she only gave her son five yuan, the second aunt smiled and turned everyone's attention to Liu Guangfu: "Guangfu, how much did you spend to buy these two old hens? "

"Mom, I spent the ten yuan I saved to buy you a big house together with the five yuan you gave me. I bought these two old hens for fifteen yuan."

After lying with an aggrieved expression, Liu Guangfu looked at his second uncle and said to his second aunt, "Mom, you know the reason why my dad has refused to come home since the eldest son got married and why he has not been promoted to an official position for a long time.

, always likes to hit me and Guangtian for no reason.

Then I thought, if the second uncle could eat his favorite eggs every day, then Guangtian and I would not have to be beaten anymore, so when I heard that these two chickens could

There are eight eggs in the world, so I bought them directly..."

After Liu Guangfu finished speaking, the eyes of the neighbors around him changed when they looked at the second uncle.

The second uncle who was so angry that he didn't dare to hit Liu Guangfu could only angrily turn around and go back to the house to scold Liu Guangtian for eating so slowly. His good mood for the day was gone...

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[Congratulations to the host for receiving the negative emotion 199X from the second uncle]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the negative emotions 666X from Bangge]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving 99X negative emotions from a big man]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the negative emotion 599X from the second uncle]

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Chapter completed!