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[73] The dumbfounded He Yuyu, who has no object, I became an aunt

They didn't really care about other people's strange looks, so after receiving their marriage certificate and buying candies, Shazhu and Jia Zhang went directly to hand out wedding candies to everyone in the compound.

The first person Shazhu and Jia Zhang went to was the third uncle's house. Seeing the posture of the two, the third uncle directly gave his blessings in advance; "It seems that they have obtained the marriage certificate, then I will

I would like to wish the two newlyweds that their love will last forever, that they will have a smooth road ahead, and that they will have a son soon."

"As expected of my third uncle, he will say what I like to hear, unlike the first uncle who likes to say disappointing things. Come to the third uncle to eat sweets. There are seven people in your family, three for each person, and I will give you twenty-one."

After receiving the third uncle's blessing, Shazhu was so happy that he generously gave the third uncle twenty-one candies.

"Hahaha... I like your stupidity and generosity, third uncle, hahaha."

After happily accepting the candies from Silly Zhu, the old man took the candies back to the house and distributed them. However, he only gave one to each person, and he planned to save the rest until the Chinese New Year.

Ignoring what was going on at the third uncle's house, Shazhu took Jia and Zhang to distribute wedding candies to all the residents in the front yard, then took the candies directly to the first aunt's house in the middle yard.

Dong dong dong... After knocking on the door of the first man's house, Sha Zhu directly shouted there; "Big Mom, I am Sha Zhu, I am getting married, and I will bring you wedding candies to eat. You

If you don’t come out, I will set the door open for you.”

Hey... After the door opened for a while, the aunt walked out of the house; "Ah, you are really married. Then the aunt will wish you love forever, grow old together, and have a son soon... soon."

"

"Bullshit love lasts forever, bullshit grows old together, bullshit gives birth to a child early, silly Zhu, your marriage with Jia Zhang will not end well. I assure you, your marriage will never last a year. If you don't believe me, you wait.

Let's see." When the aunt was blessing Silly Zhu and the others, the eldest brother couldn't hold back and came out cursing.

"Ha." After scolding the first man with disdain, Silly Zhu turned around and left with Jia Zhang. He had already made up his mind. He was going to have several children with Jia Zhang and make the first man angry.

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"Silly Zhu didn't listen to the old man's words and he's going to suffer a lot. If you don't listen to me today, don't come to me when you regret it in the future. You, you, you..."

Seeing that Silly Zhuniao left without even bothering with his own, the old man was so angry that he could hardly breathe. In the end, Auntie helped him, otherwise he might have been killed by Silly Zhuniao.

The anger is gone.

Silly Zhu and Jia Zhang, after all the other residents in the middle courtyard distributed wedding candies, they went directly to Qin Huairu's house with the candies; "I'm here to distribute wedding candies. Me and... [After all,

I have loved her sincerely, so when Silly Zhu faces Qin Huairu, he cannot say that I am already married."

Qin Huairu did not answer Silly Zhu's words, but instead tilted his neck to the pair of stick stalks, Xiaodang, and Huaihua, indicating that it was time for them to do something.

Seeing Qin Huairu's movements, Banggan, Xiaodang, Huaihua hurriedly got out of the bed, then knelt on the ground directly to Shazhu and shouted: "Grandpa, I wish you and grandma a happy wedding, a happy marriage for a hundred years, and happiness.

Let’s grow old together...Grandpa, it’s time to pay for your confession.”

"Hahaha, okay, okay, come, come, come, I'll give you two yuan per person as a change fee. Hahaha, we are all grandpa's good grandchildren." Although it was embarrassing to hear them calling them grandpa, Silly Zhu still laughed in the end.

Then I gave them two yuan each as a correction fee.

After seeing that Bangge and the others had received the correction fee, Qin Huairu gritted his teeth and directly called Shazhu Dad: "Dad, my correction fee is more than five yuan, you can come and see."

"I'll give you ten yuan. I'll buy food for myself in the future. Stop going to the backyard to eat and drink. If you run out of money, ask dad for..." It was embarrassing to say this, so Silly Zhuzai gave it to Qin Huairu.

After paying the ten yuan correction fee, I took Jia and Zhang directly to the backyard to distribute wedding candies to the residents in the backyard.

Lin Yifan was stunned for a moment when he received Sha Zhu's wedding candy.

Then I thought that this person would probably be crazy to marry Jia Zhang.

So Lin Yifan, who was a little afraid of being beaten, relied on his qualifications as a primary school graduate to say thirty-eight blessings to Sha Zhu, which made Sha Zhu almost smile from ear to ear.

It was really scary for Silly Zhu to marry Jia Zhang, so when the second uncle and second aunt came to hand out wedding candies, they politely gave blessings and accepted their wedding candies with a smile.

Dare to get mad at them like a grown man.

When Xu Damao saw Silly Zhu and Jia Zhang coming to hand out wedding candies, he was stunned for several minutes before he reacted.

Then Xu Damao, who also felt that Si Zhu was crazy, not only gave Si Zhu a lot of blessings, but also found two bottles of liquor that he had collected for a long time from the corner of his house and gave them to them as gifts for fun.

The old lady listened to Liu Guangtian's words and thought that Silly Zhu had never eaten meat before, so he cared less about Jia Zhang. After he ate sow's pork for a period of time, he would get tired of it and change his mind.

For this reason, she turned off the lights and went to bed before Sha Zhu and Jia Zhang came to deliver wedding candies. She planned to be out of sight, out of mind...

On Liu Guangtian's side, because he felt guilty in his heart, Liu Guangtian not only gave Silly Zhu a bag of twenty kilograms of flour, but also gave them some food. In short, he was just too nice to him, and gave them to Silly

Zhu was so moved that his eyes turned red.

After Si Zhu was moved and left, He Yuyu walked out of Liu Guangtian's inner room, looked at Liu Guangtian and said, "Guangtian, do you think my brother is crazy? He actually went to marry Jia Zhang.

"

"I don't know if your brother is crazy, but what I do know is that your brother's seniority has increased a lot. It seems that we can't just call him Silly Zhu anymore. After all, he is a great guy now.

Grandpa." After hearing what He Yuyu said, Yu Haitang, who was eating candy beside Liu Guangtian, smiled and joked to He Yuyu.

"Ah, my brother is Banggeng's grandfather, so wouldn't I become Banggeng's aunt? Oh my God, I'm only nineteen years old, and I don't even have a partner yet. Why am I becoming my aunt now?

Ah, this is a bit too scary." Hearing Yu Haitang's words, He Yuyu, who later realized that she was an aunt, was dumbfounded.

Faced with He Yuyu's dumbfounded look, Liu Guangtian reminded her in a funny way; "By the way, Yuyu, I advise you not to go back to live in the short term, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable hearing some strange noises at night."

, especially when you know who made the sound..."

"I won't go back, I won't go back. I've been staying at your house for a while. If I go back and hear their weird noises, I'll probably go crazy..." After hearing Liu Guangtian's words, I remembered
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