[87] So silly Zhu was played by the uncle again??
"This roasted chicken is delicious, and this roasted duck is also good. One roasted duck leg for each person, and all the roasted chicken legs are given to you. I love chicken wings."
"Yeah, yeah, it's delicious. When I get paid, I'll buy a roast duck and try it. It's so delicious..."
"I really envy you who have a job. Not only do I not have a job, but I still have to rely on our family for food, housing, etc. It would be great if I could have a chance to work."
"Come on, you envy me for having a job, and I envy you for not having to work at home every day. If you don't work, you won't understand how tiring it is to go to work. If you go to work, you probably won't envy me."
Regarding the chat between Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang outside, Liu Guangtian said nothing.
After he took a shower in the bathroom and put on clean clothes, he went directly to bed and took a newspaper to read there.
After Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru in the other room finished eating the roast chicken and duck, they immediately took the bowls to the bathroom to wash them, and said to Liu Guangtian with a smile: "Guangtian, this roast duck is so delicious, next time you make it
When you get sixty yuan as salary, can you take us to Quanjude for a meal??"
"How long does it take for this month's salary to be paid? Are you thinking about next month's salary?"
After being speechless for a while, Liu Guangtian pointed directly at their mouths and said, "It's not impossible to take you to eat Quanjude, but remember to wash your mouths before you go to bed. You are so old, you will be burned after eating."
You can also eat duck and roast chicken until your mouth is full of oil..."
"I know, we know you are the best." After replying to Liu Guangtian with a smile, Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru went directly to the bathroom to fetch water and wash themselves.
……………
I slept until twelve o'clock sharp, which was early in the morning.
Suddenly remembering that he had an appointment with Liu Guangtian tonight, he quickly got up from the bed, took a tissue and a flashlight, and then hurried outside pretending to be upset.
After coming out of the house, Liu Guangtian immediately carefully checked to see if there was anyone around and secretly walked toward the agreed-upon cellar.
"I'm here, come here, hurry up!!"
As soon as he entered the cellar, Liu Guangtian's flashlight was turned off, and then he was taken to a corner.
The dog eats the moon, the comet hits the earth, and the heart-wrenching screams caused by the war.
"It's so cold. It's hard to even go to the toilet in this weather!"
"Uh, what's that sound? Um...whose kid doesn't know how to love his wife so much, so he's not afraid of getting it ruined?"
At this time, the old man came out of the house with a flashlight, rubbing his hands, and then he unexpectedly heard some strange sounds.
Hearing this strange sound, the first man had no intention of finding out who it was from.
"Hey, that's not right. This sound seems to be coming from the cellar?"
But just when he was about to ignore it and go to the toilet, he suddenly discovered to his surprise that the source of the sound was actually the cellar.
"In the cellar, this... is a bit too exciting. Who is this? Is it a style issue?"
After discovering that the source of the sound was the cellar, the old man immediately endured the pain in his stomach, turned off the flashlight, and walked towards the cellar as if he were going home.
There is no light in the cellar at this time, but you can still clearly see that there are two figures constantly intertwining inside. The picture is particularly shocking and moving.
"This, this..."
After watching in stunned silence for half an hour, the old man quickly covered his bleeding nose and hurriedly and subconsciously ran to find Silly Zhu.
"Si Zhu, Si Zhu, get up quickly, something big has happened, something big has happened!!"
Hearing the shouting of the first master, Shazhu subconsciously forgot about the grudge between the two and ran out in his underpants: "What's wrong with the first master? What happened? Is it the first aunt or the old lady?"
"It's not your aunt or the old lady, it's someone in the cellar who has bad behavior!!"
After a few hurried explanations, the old man took Shazhu and headed to the cellar: "Don't ask so many questions. I saw that the man was quite strong just now. I was afraid that I couldn't beat him, so I didn't shout directly.
Man, hurry up and follow me now..."
"Cellar? Bad style?"
Hearing what the elder said, Shazhu was stunned for a moment, then looked down and became angry: "Yi Zhonghai, you bastard, I don't care about you anymore, you still want to frame me?"
"Sinzhu, what are you talking about? I am your uncle, how could I frame you? Stop talking and come with me quickly, otherwise I will run away..." After replying to Sinzhu angrily, he said a few words
, the uncle took him again and prepared to go to the cellar.
Faced with the uncle's repeated remarks, Shazhu immediately became angry.
After Sha Zhu directly shook off the old man's hand, he shouted to him angrily: "Yi Zhonghai, are you stupid or do you think I am stupid? I went to the cellar just like I am now. If there is a woman in there,
Yes, do you think I will die or not??"
"Uh, let me go, why did you come out without putting on clothes? Hurry up and put on clothes. I don't mean to harm you. There is really something in the cellar. I just saw it...it didn't stop for half an hour!
!" After being surprised that Shazhu was not wearing any clothes, the uncle quickly explained to him.
"Really, then...it must be that bastard Xu Damao, but I don't know who the girl is. Master, please wait for me while I get dressed." After confirming that the master was not trying to harm him, Silly Zhu immediately turned around.
Went back home to get dressed.
After getting dressed, Shazhu and the first man immediately went to block the cellar with flashlights, while shouting loudly at the neighbors: "Everyone, come out quickly, someone here has a style problem!!"
People in this era don't have much entertainment, so everyone is more intolerant and likes to join in the fun.
For this reason, Shazhu and the first man called out, and the lights in the courtyard immediately flickered, and not long after, the big guys in the courtyard all put on their coats and ran out to join in the fun.
"Where, where??"
"In the cellar, I just watched it for half an hour!!"
"Really or not, isn't it said that three minutes is the longest time? How can someone do it for half an hour??"
During the messy discussion, the neighbors in the courtyard walked directly into the cellar like bees' chrysalis, and then everyone became angry.
"Master, Silly Zhu, you guys are working together to tease us, right??"
The reason why everyone is angry is that except for those with winter vegetables and pickled vegetables, there is no one inside...
Facing everyone's anger, the first man quickly explained: "I really didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, come here and smell the smell. And look here, there is such a big puddle of urine here!!"
Facing the first man’s explanation, the neighbors immediately turned around and left with curses, not even a single one of them was spared: “Master, we are not stupid people, we are so stupid that you tricked us into being fools!!
Who doesn’t know that it’s your urine, and yet you want us to come over and smell it? You’re afraid you’re going crazy because of it!!”
Chapter completed!