[39] Liu Guangfu, a good man who likes to add firewood and fire
And just when Silly Zhu took off Xu Damao's pants and wondered why there were so many footsteps in the middle of the night, the kitchen door was kicked open with a bang.
Then Liu Guangfu rushed in at the lead, and shouted: "Silly Zhu, stop hitting, Silly Zhu, stop hitting, if you hit me again, you will kill him...Silly Zhu, you
you you!!"
Before Liu Guangfu could finish speaking, the first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle, Lou Xiao'e, and a group of well-meaning neighbors of the compound also rushed in in a panic.
After everyone rushed in, the first thing they saw was Xu Damao, who was tied to a pillar and unconscious, and had his pants taken off.
The next thing I saw was He Yuzhu, who was standing next to Xu Damao, squatting down, holding Xu Damao's pants, pressing Xu Damao's legs, and looking at everyone with a confused look on his face.
Then... the kitchen seemed to be frozen for an instant, and it became eerily quiet and the sound of mosquitoes could be heard.
At this moment, the first man and a dozen of them were all opening their mouths in shock, but they didn't know what to say because they really couldn't digest the scene in front of them.
They never expected that the fight Liu Guangfu told them was not a normal fight caused by a quarrel, but this kind of "fight" that was not very green.
Seeing that everyone was strangely stunned, Liu Guangfu immediately stood up happily, pretending to be surprised and said: "Silly Zhu, Xu Damao has a wife, how can you force someone to lock up a man like this? I advise you
It's better to give up, there will be no results if you two are together, even if Xu Damao agrees, you will not get other people's blessings!"
Hearing Liu Guangfu's words, Shazhu was completely stunned.
Didn't I just tie up Xu Damao and take off his pants? Why do you think you have other meanings when you say this?
Just when Silhu looked confused and didn't know what Liu Guangfu was talking about, everyone started to speak.
"Silly Zhu, you don't want to marry a wife even at your age. It turns out that it's not that you can't marry, but that you don't want to marry a wife at all. You, you, you don't have the eyes to see it!"
"Oh, I don't have the face to look at it, but Xu Damao is a little too small, and the plugged nostrils are a bit thin..." Women in this era are quite rough, and there are a few women who are secretly taking a look.
After a few glances at Xiao Xiaomao, when he looked at Lou Xiao'e again, his eyes were full of sympathy.
Lou Xiao'e's face looked ugly at this time. Her husband's bare buttocks were being looked at by so many people, which made her feel very embarrassed and made her extremely shy and embarrassed.
To be honest, if Xu Damao hadn't been naked and unconscious at this moment, she would have wanted to cover her face and leave without even wanting to look at him again.
"He Yuzhu, you are really good. Why are you always targeting my Xu Damao? You are attracting his attention emotionally!"
Angrily, she snatched the pants from Si Zhu's hand and gave Xu Damao a fierce look. Lou Xiao'e quickly put on Xu Damao's pants and everything else.
After reacting for a long time, I finally realized why everyone looked at me like this. I quickly waved my hands and explained, "No, what are you talking about? I don't have that kind of relationship with Xu Damao. What are you looking at? Hey, hey, hey.
Why are you, a big old man, hiding from me? I..."
At this time, Shazhu was already panicking. He wanted to explain, but no one would listen.
He wanted to get close to everyone and tell everyone clearly, good guy, as soon as he got close, even the old man covered his butt and ran away.
At this moment, he was just like his crotch covered in yellow mud. He was shit even if he didn't have shit.
After being flustered for a while, Shazhu saw Liu Guangfu smiling in the corner, so he immediately became angry; "Liu Guangfu, it must be your kid who is up to something, right?"
Think about what Liu Guangfu said to him when he was following Xu Damao.
Think again about what this guy said when he first rushed in.
At this time, Silly Zhu was almost 100% sure that Liu Guangfu was up to something.
Hearing Silly Zhu's words, Liu Guangfu immediately became unhappy; "No, it was obviously you who tied up Xu Damao, and you who took off Xu Damao's pants. How could this mean that I was causing trouble?"
After saying this, Liu Guangfu ran away happily.
He hid behind the first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle and went to eat melon seeds with Liu Guangtian.
Silly Zhu was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do about it.
"He Yuzhu, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, I will report you to the police!!" Seeing Silly Zhu who was still in the mood to trouble Liu Guangfu, Lou Xiao'e shouted angrily.
Considering Xu Damao's current smell of alcohol, Lou Xiao'e didn't know who Xu Damao must have been drinking with again, and accidentally drank to pieces again.
At the same time, after the brief doubt just now, she had already figured out that it was impossible for Shazhu to like a man.
However, although he no longer doubted that He Yuzhu wanted to have something happen with Xu Damao, Silly Zhu took advantage of Xu Damao's drunkenness to tie him up and took off his pants. This move was obviously not a good thing, so at this time she was
Really angry.
"No, no, you misunderstood, you misunderstood. In fact, I just wanted to punish Xu Damao while he was drunk because he ruined my blind date yesterday. It's not what you think..."
Seeing everyone, they almost thought that Xu Damao was a rare person to him.
Therefore, Si Zhu, who had no choice but to confess, had to take advantage of Xu Damao's drunkenness and unconsciousness to tie him up and punish him for messing around with men and women.
Everyone believed this explanation, and at the same time they all breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts [especially the old man, who finally let go of his hand covering his buttocks].
"Look, this is all a misunderstanding. How can I, a grown man who wants to marry a wife, have anything to do with Xu Damao..." Seeing that everyone believed it, Shazhu breathed a sigh of relief at first, and then hurriedly said
Then he continued to explain with a smile.
Hearing this, Lou Xiao'e exploded, using her hands and feet to beat up Silly Zhu; "Silly Zhu, you bastard, no one can play with people like you. If you succeed in this matter, Xu Damao will be imprisoned if he is not good."
You're wearing a bottom, I'll beat you to death..."
Facing Lou Xiao'e's hands, hammers and kicks, Silly Zhu didn't dare to fight back, so he could only hide and avoid being beaten a few times by her, and cooperated with her words: "Oh, oh, Lou Xiao'e, stop hitting me, hit me again."
I fought back!"
"If you dare, I will fight, I will fight, you try to fight back, you fight back, you fight back, see what you can do, do you really think that you can be lawless when you are defeated by Siheyuan?" Hearing this, Lou Xiao'e
Not only did he not stop, but he kicked harder and even started provoking.
At this time, the uncle stood up and said with a serious face: "He Yuzhu, is it okay to joke about the relationship between men and women? You are really good at it!"
"Master, Silly Zhu's current behavior is obviously promoting bad habits in the compound. He must be severely punished!" Liu Guangfu, who was eating melon seeds in the back, said out like a stick.
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When he heard someone speaking, the first man did not turn around to look at anyone. He just said in agreement, "Well, I have to be severely punished. Just punish him. He Yuzhu, you clean the courtyard and the men's toilet for a month!"
"Master, one month is too little. It needs at least three months, so that he can have a long memory." Liu Guangfu, the troublemaker, said another sentence at the right time.
Seeing Liu Guangfu coming out to look for trouble again and again, Shazhu was so angry that he said: "Liu Guangfu, your surname is Liu, not the surname you owe. Can you not be so owed? If anything happens to you, just run out."
I'll piss you off!"
"Master, look, if you have done something wrong and are so cruel, maybe the three-month punishment is still less!" Facing the furious Silly Zhu, Liu Guangfu calmly carried the master out again.
"What's the matter, Silly Zhu, do you really think three months' punishment is too little?"
As soon as the old man glared, Shazhu was immediately frightened and quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more, three months is three months, I accept the punishment, I accept the punishment..."
"Let's forget it this time, see how I deal with you next time, hum." The uncle snorted and walked away with his hands behind his back.
Seeing this, everyone also followed the uncle and left. Lou Xiao'e and a kind neighbor quickly helped Xu Damao to go back.
When passing by Sha Zhu, Lou Xiao'e stepped on him hard, which made Sha Zhu gasp in pain and made Liu Guangfu laugh out loud for a long time.
Chapter completed!