[82] For the old man's thousand yuan pension, he wants to marry his grandmother's big filial grandson!
After knitting a few small dolls, Liu Guangfu immediately looked at the old man with a smile on his face, ready to ask him whether he would admit defeat or not.
But before he could say anything, he saw the old man carrying a box of tools waving his hand to lead the way: "What are you looking at, don't talk nonsense, lead the way!!"
"Okay, I originally wanted to help you carry some, but you are willing to carry it yourself, so you can carry it yourself." After casually handing the little doll he made to Banggian, Liu Guangfu was there.
While leading the way, he started making sarcastic remarks.
Although it was very tiring to carry his own tools, for the sake of his own face, the old man still said stubbornly that he did not need help from Liu Guangfu and the others; "My tools are very precious, and I don't worry about being beaten.
Just hold it, you little frivolous little brat."
"You just have to be tough. It's nearly an hour away from where we live. Don't say you're tired halfway and say you can't carry it anymore." Faced with this stubborn old man, Liu Guangfu simply said nothing.
I picked him up rudely.
Hearing Liu Guangfu's words, the old man was startled. Then he quickly looked at Banggeng and asked, "Little fat man, is what this kid said true? Do we really have to walk a kilometer to get back to your house?"
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"Little Fatty? Are you talking about me? Am I Little Fatty?"
Bangge was very happy that the old man said that Liu Guangfu owed Bian's child, but he immediately became unhappy when the old man said that he was a little fat man; "Old man, you are the fat man, your whole family is fat, and he lied to you,
In fact, the road is not one kilometer, but ten kilometers. When we came here, we took a bus!!"
"Hey, you may not be very popular at your age, but you are really very popular. He is just as annoying as the boy next to you. They are both so annoying. No wonder you can play together!!"
After joking proudly for a few words, the old man followed them with tools on his back and said with a cheerful smile: "And little fat man, your grandpa and I don't have any family, but there is a single person in your family."
If you are not an elder, if you have one, you can introduce it to me, so how about I become your elder in the future, hahaha!!"
"Old man, you'd better not make such jokes, because this kid's family really has a single elder, and your words like this will offend him." It is very impolite to make fun of other people's elders, so Liu Guangfu
He quickly spoke to the old man to stop him.
For the first time, he heard Liu Guangfu speak for him, and Banggeng immediately spoke in agreement; "That's right, old man, what you said offended me, you'd better not talk nonsense in the future, be careful that trouble comes from your mouth, I'll tell you
you."
"My son, does he really have a single elder in his family? Is he beautiful or old enough to be a good match for me?" The old man didn't know if he really wanted to find a wife or if he was just trying to tease the little fat guy like Bangge.
If you don’t talk about the awesome memes directly, ask Liu Guangfu if his single relative is a good person.
"To be honest, she is really pretty. People in our compound say she is the most beautiful one in our compound. And if you look at this boy's handsome appearance, you will almost know whether the elder in his family is good-looking or not."
After expressing seriously that the single relative in Bangge's family was really beautiful, Liu Guangfu once again stressed to the old man that it was very rude to talk about other people's elders with double standards. He was relieved; "But I
I have to remind you that it is really rude to speak to someone's elders in words. Be careful, this guy will fight you hard later."
When faced with Liu Guangfu's words, the old man just smiled and used his pension to seduce Bangge; "You have to fight so hard. If I become a relative with this stupid boy, I can treat him as my grandson."
Not only will I be able to teach him how to make a living, I will also be able to use the thousand yuan I saved as a pension to marry him a beautiful wife. I don’t believe he can accept me as an elder if I do this.”
The old man should be very good at judging people.
No, Liu Guangfu, who had been angrily criticizing the old man, immediately changed his attitude when he heard that he had a pension of more than 1,000 yuan; "In my family, my mother and my grandmother are both single.
Don't think about it when you are only thirty years old, but my grandma is quite suitable for you. My grandma is fair and fat, and she was the most beautiful woman in our compound when she was young."
Seeing that Bangge was ready to sell his grandma for a thousand yuan, Liu Guangfu quickly assisted and said: "Old man, what he said is true. When the first and third uncles of our compound were young, they were all
He has been in love with his grandma for a long time. It is said that the two uncles are still regretting why they got married in the first place and why they didn't wait for her to be widowed."
"Is it really that awesome? You little boy, please help me later. If you successfully help me connect the front axle, I will not only give you free work, but I will also give you a matchmaker red envelope of this number.
"This old man is more anxious to find a wife than Silly Zhu, so when he heard that the elder of Banggian's family was so good, he immediately gave him a huge matchmaking red envelope of fifty yuan.
Hearing what the old man said, Liu Guangfu immediately stopped opening the sticks and said to him in a low voice: "It's too early to talk about matchmaking red envelopes now. I have a lot of bamboo. You have to open bamboo slices here for at least a week. During this time, I
I will create an opportunity for you, let her serve you tea and water, and then you can tell me how you feel about her, and then I will help you."
Seeing that Liu Guangfu said that only he could listen, the old man responded in a very low voice: "At my age, I don't have much requirements for women. I just have someone to rely on when I go to bed at night, and someone to support me when I wake up in the morning."
Personally, you don’t need to be alone when you think about that... You kid doesn’t understand yet. Anyway, if you can help me, after the incident is completed, not only can I give you a red envelope with the amount decided by you, but I can also do it in the future.
I’ll give you free bamboo slices.”
"I understand, I understand. I am fifteen years old, and I am starting to understand some things."
After expressing to the old man that he understood, Liu Guangfu saw that he had already reached the gate of the compound, so he smiled directly at the old man and said, "Hey, old man, this is our compound. I want you to help open the bamboo pieces. This is the pile."
Already."
"Didn't you say it's ten kilometers away? How come it's only a few hundred meters away?"
After being speechless to Liu Guangfu for a while, the old man looked at the hill-like bamboo in the corner and felt a bit toothache; "You kid deliberately tricked me, didn't you? How much bamboo are there? Why did you drive so many bamboo slices?"
What are you doing, making a knitting house to live in?"
"Grandma, grandma, this handsome grandpa is here to help me and Liu Guangfu with our work. From now on, you can occasionally help him by delivering water and helping out. Then Liu Guangfu will give you a salary..." As the old man watched,
Standing on the mountain-like bamboo, when he felt that he had been cheated by Liu Guangfu, Banggeng pulled Jia and Zhang over.
Chapter completed!