One day, the great Hollywood director Tim Burton had a bright idea and wanted to shoot a science fiction film with great significance for the times. Jack Nicholson (The Departed), Pierce Brosnan (someone else doesn’t know)

007), Sarah Jessica Parker (Sex and the City), Natalie Portman (This killer is not too cold), these well-known figures immediately rushed to star in this movie, a very dark film

A humorous and ironic absurd story.

Of course, Wang Jie heard about the weird plot of this weird movie intermittently from Barnes, saying that one day, a group of Martians came to the outer reaches of the earth, and the President of the United States hired a bricklayer named Beast to study aliens.

People use language to judge whether their intentions are peaceful, but the person called Beast is a real "brick master", and "called Beast" made a mistake in misjudgment and mistook the invaders Martians for good people.

After machine translation, the result was that the Martians shouted for peace while chasing him. The Martians did this again and again. After the humans became angry, they used atomic bombs, but the huge energy was absorbed by the aliens.

Just when human beings were helpless in the face of the burning, killing and looting of Martians, an old woman roared, ah, no, she didn't roar, but the high-frequency music she listened to could directly kill aliens.

When this sentimental song is consistent with or very close to the heart beating frequency (or organ vibration frequency) of a Martian, it will resonate and lead to death.

He co-wrote the whole drama, in which the Martians first tortured the Earthlings desperately, and then were killed by the music listened to by an old lady who couldn't stand up. Wang Jie smiled bitterly, "What are we using him for?"

I have seen a lot of martial arts movies, but how do you play in this science fiction movie?

Director Tim Burton was telling a play to several people, including an old woman in a wheelchair and a young man. He said: "Natalie now imagines that this is the White House, ah, the White House behind the ruins, next to

There is also a row of bands, but there is not one now. The band can just stand there, so invite them when the time comes and don’t interrupt. Haha, you are the president’s daughter, and now it’s up to you to award the great hero who defeated the aliens.”

Tim directed the girl named Natalie to move, pointed and said: "When the time comes, the camera will be at that position. Understand, okay, you have a good camera sense."

This section was finally completed. Tim saw Wang Jie and came over with great interest and said: "Oh, our little hero, you are here."

Wang Jie didn't know what to say, so he politely said hello. Tim said, "Have you read the script? Do you like the play I arranged?"

Wang Jie said: "Sorry, I just arrived and I'm watching your performance, right? So I haven't done it yet."

Tim hugged Wang Jie's shoulder very affectionately. When they first met, he was very affectionate and said, "You are looking at Natalie, she is the idol goddess of boys your age."

Since Wang Jie had never seen "The Killer Is Not Cool" before, Wang Jie could only feel embarrassed and said, "What kind of scene do you want me to do?"

When Tim saw Wang Jie blushing, he laughed and said, "It's very simple. The other scenes are very simple. There is nothing difficult. It's just a fighting scene. Can you still do the Chinese Kung Fu that day, where one person defeated a group of people?"

As he said this, he said "erda" and imitated Bruce Lee. Wang Jie understood what he meant. This kind of scene is common in Hong Kong and Taiwan martial arts movies. Wang Jie didn't know that in this era, Hollywood martial arts refers to this

The industry has not yet been dominated by many Chinese. It was only after John Woo's Face Off and Keanu's The Matrix that Hollywood gradually began to "invent" the position of martial arts, and it was directly occupied by a large number of Chinese practitioners.

He said sincerely: "If you want to shoot such a set of shots, I think it will be no problem. By the way, how many people will you have to fight with?"

"You are going to fight a group of Martians." Tim said calmly, and then pulled over a model with green clothes and a big green head. The head looked disgusting with the brain exposed. Then he smiled brightly and said

: "The Martians in the entire movie were all created on the computer. These are effects models."

He pointed to a wall with a green background in the distance and said: "When it comes to filming, you will make fighting movements there, and then the computer will be used to join you among the beaten Martians."

Is this okay? Wang Jie generally understands Tim's thinking. In fact, he has watched several later movies in the past few days, and he also knows that these movies are all made with computer technology, just like the Jurassic Park.

If you have a chance, you can watch this movie about Martians playing tricks on the earth. Anyway, the coupon is only 1 point, and it is affordable. He said: "Then I understand. I will change my clothes now. It will only take a few minutes, and then I will pay for it."

You first see what I can do."

Has Wang Jie ever learned martial arts before? No.

Not only have I never learned martial arts, I have never learned any martial arts, Taekwondo or Jeet Kune Do. I have only learned the eighth set of radio gymnastics...

But he has the help of gems.

Just 5 minutes.

From the perspective of the setting of Gemstone, these various boxing techniques and moves are all collectively referred to as physical skills. Wang Jie quickly understood the tricks. Originally, Chinese Kung Fu had no

Nowadays, every move is a rigid "routine", but a training for various battles. It's like what Wei Xiaobao said to the old monk Chengguan in the novel he read, "The Deer and the Cauldron", "You said there are six

There are three evasive methods, and there are seven ways to counterattack, so why is it so complicated? As long as there is one way to counterattack, she can be defeated, and the other twelve methods should be imitated. Wouldn't it be much easier?

"

Physical skills are the collective name for these avoidance methods, counterattack methods, and attack methods. Facing each opponent's move, how to choose the method of attack is another thing that needs to be honed.

The physical skills that gems can provide him require strength and agility. Strength needs to reach 60, while agility needs to be 100. Wang Jie has practiced day and night during this period, and his values ​​​​are:

Strength:63

Agility:95

Stamina:55

Memory Thoughts:97

Perception: 65

Spell Affinity:70

To get his agility to 100 and learn physical skills from Gem, Wang Jie used 15 points and had 26 points left.

He closed his eyes and felt the changes in his body. A warm current flowed out from the gem, covering his whole body and reaching his head. In an instant, various images symbolizing moves and movements were spinning in his mind, punches, kicks,

Somersaulting, after a while, he opened his eyes.

Gems are omnipotent, so they are also omnipotent.

He simply learned various basic martial arts movements and physical skills, and his smile became brighter and brighter.

After changing into a piece of sportswear that he had bought in advance, Wang Jie returned to the studio from the dressing room and "performed" several martial arts moves in front of everyone. He did not dare to use the power of Tai Chi to show something that was too excessive or too contrary to ordinary people.

The action is based on the laws of physics, but a few standard punches and kicks.

After finishing the fight, he felt that he was still unfulfilled. Under the temptation of 10 points, he was determined to perform well, so he said to Director Tim: "Mr. Director, I feel that there is no effect when I fight like this. Can I use it as a reference?"

"

"What kind of reference."

Wang Jie pointed to the Martian model over there and said, "That one should be very strong."

"Oh, you said that," Tim took a look and said, "We have done a lot. In the final plot, there are many shots of Martian corpses. The plastic material should be very strong."

Wang Jie pulled the Martian over. At this time, a circle of people were laughing and watching. After arranging the arrangement, Wang Jie gathered a Tai Chi power in his hand and did not trigger it. After a roundhouse kick, the Martian was hit by this force.

The powerful kick directly flew over the crowd and hit the far wall. Wang Jie specifically aimed at the place where there was no one, drew a beautiful arc, and kicked it far away.

The crowd applauded, and Tim said with satisfaction: "That's enough, that's enough. Animation synthesis is very simple. Okay, Barnes, bring the contract. He will be used next, and arrange makeup and costumes for him."

Wang Jie said to his uncle: "That's enough."

The uncle smiled and said, "That's good, it's perfect."

The contract was very complicated, with more than a dozen parts, dividing the rights and obligations of both parties, as well as compensation for various accidental injuries, etc. Wang Jie read it page by page in a small living room. He read

Soon, although the salary of 20,000 US dollars was not as much as what he could earn from basketball betting, he still had to endure it for the sake of points later.

In fact, most people in this movie don't get much pay. Basically, these big names came to play this movie because of Tim's status. Who doesn't know that, just like in Jurassic Park?

The real protagonists are those dinosaurs, the protagonists of Martians playing with the earth. They are obviously these Martians with brains outside.

The uncle studied the contract with Wang Jie and said, "Hey, you will stay with the crew these days. They have arranged everything. It is too far from here to home and it is really inconvenient. Work hard. Your first

Movie. I’ll go find a lawyer and take a look.”

"Okay, uncle."

Wang Jie found a secluded place and spent some money to watch The Martian Turns the Earth. While watching the movie, he could practice the power of Tai Chi at the same time. Compared with the explanation given to him by the director's assistant Barnes, Wang Jie watched it

In that version of the movie, the original plot of the black boxing coach was cut, and the scene of challenging the Martians and fighting hand-to-hand was given to Wang Jie.

As a multi-threaded narrative film, the original story content of the black man was shared by several other people, and Wang Jie played a young man who likes martial arts. After the alien incident came, he went to escape, and then in order to cover other people.

A person can get on a plane and escape, then come back and challenge a group of Martians alone. At the end of the shot, these Martians surround him and pin him down. The next day, after the Martians are finished,

Wang Jie will have the final scene where he crushes a Martian's head and green juice will flow out of it.

This is what Tim had in mind after watching Wang Jie deal with those gangsters. In this similar plot, a man beat up the people around him.

The plot of one man beating up a group of Martian monsters clearly made Tim's eyes light up. In this black humor movie, rationality has never been something that the director likes.
Chapter completed!