"This fish tank is different from the sea. You can clearly see Teacher Yu swimming in the water."

"If you're still promiscuous, you'll soon be in trouble."

"Can anything happen to you?" Chen Zhixing tugged at Yu Qian's sleeves, "As the old saying goes, good luck has its own destiny, and at critical moments..."

"You came to save me?"

Chen Zhixing shook his head, "At the critical moment, Teacher Yu's BP machine rang."

"Good guy, I forgot that I also had a colonoscope."

Chen Zhixing clapped his hands and changed the subject: "But it's broken again!"

"Why is it broken?"

Chen Zhixing clicked his tongue twice, "Teacher Yu, this BP machine has vibration."

Yu Qian stared and said, "Put a propeller on my butt."

"This BP machine is relatively large, and it vibrates more violently. Within two seconds of the sound, the mermaid's fish tail was shaken off. The key is that Teacher Yu wears a *** inside."

"Ah? Isn't that feeling different from a fish's tail?"

"The audience in the audience applauded so fiercely that everyone was dumbfounded. It took them a long time to hold back the words: So white! The one next to me even said: Well, really white."

Yu Qian stood still and grabbed Chen Zhixing's arm, "Men, wait a minute, stop performing."

"What's going on?" Chen Zhixing was in full swing with his performance, but he grabbed him and he was immediately confused.

"Explain to me, I'm not wearing anything underneath, so where did I put the BP machine?"

"oh?--"

There was a burst of booing in the audience, everyone looked worried that the world would not be in chaos.

Chen Zhixing murmured for a long time, "Is it possible that you sewed a pocket on your ***?"

"I couldn't even sew this piece of shit open enough to sew a pocket!"

"Don't worry about where it is. Teacher Yu has become an immortal at this time. When this BP machine vibrates, it will easily cause twitching all over the body. According to the kinetic energy Adolf cold rail formula..."

"Wait a minute? What is this desert cold rail formula?"

Chen Zhixing forced a straight face and explained with a serious look: "You don't understand this? It's that gas is produced when solids and liquids are mixed."

"Is there such a formula?" Yu Qian smacked these four words in his mouth for a long time without trying to figure it out.

"A burst of bubbles came out from below the teacher's abdomen and upwards from his thighs, forming a thrust..."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Yu Qian couldn't help but laugh heartily, "I just figured it out, you are talking about soybean cold water, right?"

Chen Zhixing coughed twice and touched his nose, "In layman's terms, you can say that."

"In layman's terms, it means a bunch of farts!"

"Hahahahaha."

Wu Jing laughed with tears streaming down her face, and her palms turned red.

"Just this burst of air pressure suddenly pushed Teacher Yu out of the fish tank, and he spun around in the air for two and a half weeks..."

"This displacement is too large."

"The audience sat on the horse and watched for half a month before Teacher Yu was willing to fall down and landed gracefully on the edge of the fish tank."

"How much time do you have in these two and a half weeks?"

Chen Zhixing stared, as if changing into the perspective of the audience, pointing with his finger: "The audience in the audience was eye-opening, and everyone praised: It's so white!"

"Are they going to die or not? They just squatted here for half a month just to see if I was in vain?"

"Turn over and land on the ground. Teacher Yu was calm and calm. He reached down with his hand and his pants made a splash. He took out the BP machine cleanly."

Yu Qian nodded with satisfaction, "Your voice sounds like farts to me, right?"

"Disgusting!" Chen Zhixing exclaimed, "Don't say these vulgar jokes!"

"That's fine. It doesn't matter if the pocket is damaged or not. Anyway, this fart has stopped."

Chen Zhixing sighed, "This performance has ended perfectly. After the performance, the organizer was very happy and gave Teacher Yu an extra twenty yuan. However, before leaving, the organizer said that if I come back in the future, my legs will be cut off."

There is a discount, but Teacher Yu is very welcome to come and perform.”

"Come on, I can't act a few times."

Chen Zhixing said angrily: "It's so unfair! I acted so hard that my voice was hoarse from the mosquito-repellent incense, but in the end I found a living for you. The organizer specially gave you a picture album."

"You also gave me a picture album?" Yu Qian said happily.

Chen Zhixing nodded angrily: "Originally the name of this picture album was "Mermaid", but you said it was too vulgar."

"What should it be called?"

"The name "Mermaid" has become so popular that the audience has no desire to read it. This is reflected in the teacher's literary background. With a stroke of the pen, the name fell, and the whole audience cheered."

"What's that called?"

"Sewer Mermaid!"

"Fuck you."

Chen Zhixing sighed, "You have found the right path. My path as a singer can be completely cut off. People are poor but have short ambitions, and horses are thin and hairy. How can a living person die of urine? Then I thought about it, I can be a painter!"

"

"Oh! You can also draw?"

"No!" Chen Zhixing simply shook his head, "But I am ready to hold an exhibition!"

Yu Qian gave a thumbs up, "You are ambitious!"

"I figured that although I can't draw, I have one thing in common with the famous painters."

"What do they have in common?"

"It's our paintings that most people can't understand."

"Oh!" Yu Qian nodded, "Then they all have the same problem as you."

"Just do it if you think of it. I spared half an hour, spent more than 700 paintings, rented a garage, and let's hold an art exhibition!"

"More than seven hundred pictures in half an hour?"

"How's it going?" Chen Zhixing said proudly: "I can draw fast, right?"

"Forget about painting, I can't even make pancakes as fast as you."

Chen Zhixing chuckled, "I'm different from those ordinary painters."

"Why is it different?"

"They painted with water pens and had to use various pigments."

Yu Qian nodded, "Yes, they were adjusting the colors while painting."

Chen Zhixing shook his head, "That's no good. The key is that it's hard to clean up. After I finish painting, the drawing board, the floor, and the plates are all messy. Is it very clean when I paint?"

"So are you going to sketch?"

"no!"

"Is that a sketch?"

"No!" Chen Zhixing's head shook like a rattle, "I don't need a pen for painting."

"You don't need a pen?" Yu Qian suddenly realized, "Then I know, what you draw is sand painting!"

"Hey!" Chen Zhixing exclaimed, stamping his feet happily, "No!"

"It's not you and me, what are you talking about? Then I can't guess."

Chen Zhixing chuckled, hunched over and looking sneaky, "I don't use a brush when I draw, I use scissors."

"Use scissors?" Yu Qian frowned with confusion on his face, "I've never heard of this way of painting."

Chen Zhixing coughed and said, "I just buy some albums and then cut them out with scissors."

"Harmful!"

Chairman Chen said, minding his own business, "Then Ibuprofen's "Mona Lisa Smile" and the like are commonplace. I'm going to..."
Chapter completed!