Chapter 275 Long Zi

Author: My little carp

A knight-errant from the Jianghu, fighting hundreds of miles away, acting chivalrous and righteous, majestic and majestic.

But when he actually experienced it, Yun Luo discovered that this was not the case at all.

It's fine for the man. Hygienic issues can be solved casually on the roadside. But what about the daughter's house?

Not to mention that it is not easy to find a hidden place, there are also various poisonous beasts, insects and ants in this dense jungle. Sometimes when she is urinating, a small black insect can scare her into jumping up.

Once the urge to urinate is released, it cannot be stopped and it is all over the body.

There is also menstruation, and the body feels uncomfortable. From time to time, a warm current flows down like spring water, making the skirts and pants dirty all at once. The smell is so unpleasant that even the little yellow cat dislikes it.

I didn’t bring many clothes with me, and they were not easy to wash.

Uncomfortable!

Cheng Shifei was dismayed when he saw Yun Luo sitting on the carriage. The little yellow cat was riding a horse by himself, no matter how far away from the carriage, he turned his eyes and understood something.

"Yun Luo, there are good and bad men, weak and strong. A martial arts warrior like you must find a strong man if you have the opportunity in the future, otherwise it will be easy to remain a widow." Cheng Shifei said quietly.

We are all children of the world, so naturally we have some interest in these affairs between men and women.

Yun Luo managed to cheer up: "Then what kind of man is called powerful?"

The little yellow cat straightened its ears.

Meditate to bring luck to the sea with a knife, and the hair on your ears will automatically become windless.

Sometimes I have to admit that if there is one person in the team who can mess up, then everyone will definitely not be bored.

Cheng Shifei proudly began to introduce.

"Then we have to talk about Widow Song from Ping'an Town. After seven or eight husbands died, she became the richest man in the town just by inheriting the inheritance. After that, I introduced him to the old man Xu who was working late at night, tsk tsk.

It turned out that the old guy was so powerful that he fed Widow Song all his life, and now she has no worries about food and clothing." Cheng Shifei's face was filled with emotion.

"Awesome? How powerful?" Princess Yunluo asked subconsciously.

"Let me tell you, after that, old man Xu smoked a pack of cigarettes, and Widow Song was still smoking!" Cheng Shifei grinned.

The little yellow cat was stunned when he heard this, smacked the taste, and immediately showed admiration.

Awesome! Really awesome!!

Yun Luo, a simple girl, was puzzled: "Small, why do you want to smoke? Did that old man Xu beat him? You men just hate it and like to beat women!"

"Uh~" Cheng Shifei was speechless.

"Wow!" There was a pigeon hovering in the sky, not daring to come down.

Shangguan Haitang had no choice but to jump directly into the air to receive the letter, and then the pigeon quickly flapped its wings and left.

There is great terror here.

Opening the letter, Shangguan Haitang looked happy: "The emperor finally has a daughter. I have received a letter from my adoptive father. Several concubines and daughters in the palace are pregnant. I have been asked to nurse them back to health and ensure that the son is born."

Yun Luo was also very happy when he heard it.

Nowadays, the imperial court is in turmoil, and there are sometimes vassal kings in various places who have bad intentions. The biggest reason is that the emperor has no children. As long as the emperor dies, there will definitely be chaos in the imperial court.

"Very good!"

Yidao next to him silently stared at Haitang, his eyes unconsciously showing tenderness and pity, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Begonia, so beautiful.

As for the news about Ryuko, is it really a good thing?

He who excels at swordsmanship also excels at love. From an outsider's point of view, he would sometimes look at his loyal and benevolent adoptive father with a little fear.

The human heart is sometimes the most terrifying thing in the world.

…

Royal study room.

"Hahahaha~" Zhengde hasn't closed his mouth in the past few days, and he burst out laughing from time to time.

Who dares to say that he can't have children anymore? He is going to be a father, and the father of several children.

He is righteous and strong!

"My servant congratulates your majesty, congratulations to your majesty. As long as the dragon son is born, the court will be stable and the world will be stable." Cao Zhengchun said happily.

Zhengde stepped forward and patted Cao Zhengchun on the shoulder: "Cao Daban's Yuan-Building Pill should be the most important. When the prince is born, I will ask him to recognize you as his second father."

Cao Zhengchun was a little panicked when he heard this. How many people who have been fathers in ancient times can die a good death.

"Your Majesty, you must punish your slaves. This is what we should do."

Zhengde raised his hand and nodded at him: "You are getting lazier and lazier! Tell me, if I fire the arrow three times, how will everyone in the world react?"

Cao Zhengchun pondered for a while and said: "The chief ministers of the cabinet actually celebrated each other and were very happy.

The family members of several vassal princes stationed in Beijing have been snooping around for information openly and secretly these days, and they seem to want to confirm whether it is true or false.

People in the world have been gathering together these days, I don’t know why..."

"Where is my uncle?" Zhengde suddenly asked.

"Lord Shenhou has been sending out spies to redress the grievances of the people as usual these days. He has also arrested many officials and has even been able to mobilize the captain of my Jin Yiwei.

And as far as I know, my Dongchang's second-speed Iron Claw Flying Eagle has some vague connections with Shenhou." Cao Zhengchun said with a smile.

After having the Yuan-Building Pill, his strength once again reached a new level. All the clues of everything in the palace were clearly visible in front of his eyes. If he wanted to hide it from him, he would have to do nothing.

"Oh, that's really interesting. Why don't you kill that second gear?" Zhengde's face darkened, and then he asked curiously.

Cao Zhengchun said solemnly and loudly: "This slave is loyal to Your Majesty and loyal to the Ming Dynasty. Heaven and earth can learn from this.

As long as the second stallion works for the Ming Dynasty, the people, and the Holy One, it doesn't matter whether they are mine or not?"

Zhengde smiled and said: "You are just lazy! I heard that you even kept a cat in the palace and asked the eunuchs and maids to call him ancestor?"

Cao Zhengchun was surprised, but then he didn't take it seriously and felt a little emotional.

"Yes, Your Majesty, this slave is already over sixty years old. He is already in his sixtieth year. He is old!"

Zhengde put away his smile, remained silent for a while, and knocked on the table.

"Dong dong dong~"

Cao Zhengchun stood aside respectfully.

As long as the prince is alive and does not engage in treason, the emperor will protect himself for the sake of benevolence, filial piety and justice.

for a long time.

"Dong dong dong~" Suddenly there was a knock on the door outside.

"Your Majesty, my servant Liu Jin has something important to report, and there is an urgent memorial at Hulong Villa."

Hearing the words "Hulong Villa", Zhengde frowned: "Come in."

"My servant Liu Jin pays homage to His Majesty."

"Excuse me, what's the matter?"

Liu Jin raised his hands and signed the memorial: "The Iron God Marquis reported that Duan Tianya, Tianzi's No. 1 secret agent, was going to retire to the world, so he came here to hand in his resignation."

"Oh?" Zhengde and Cao Zhengchun looked at each other with incomprehensible expressions.

"Send it up."

After receiving the memorial from Cao Zhengchun, Zhengde scanned the contents and then clicked his tongue in surprise.

Twenty years ago, Shenhou knew that Japanese pirates were in danger. To know ourselves and the enemy, we must cultivate Japanese martial arts experts, so he sent Duan Tianya to the Japanese Iga sect to learn ninjutsu.

Later, due to a chance meeting, Duan Tianya learned "phantom sword" from the famous Japanese swordsman Mian Kuangshiro, and his martial arts improved greatly.

Unexpectedly, this boy fell in love with Yukihime Yagyu, the eldest daughter of the Yagyu family, the largest samurai family in Japan. However, the Yagyu family was extremely xenophobic and directly sent assassins to kill Duan Tianya.

Then with the help of Yukihime Yagyu, the assassins were wiped out. Later, the eldest son of the Yagyu family, Jubei Yagyu, came to take his sister back, and even wanted to kill Duan Tianya to maintain the purity of the family.

The result was obvious. Jubei's brother-in-law was also killed by Duan Tianya. After his son died, Yagyu Tajima Mamoru was furious. As the number one master in Japan, he had mastered the top secret skill: killing the god with one strike. If he found Duan Tianya, he would fight to the death.

As a result, Yukihime Yagyu blocked her father's blow with her body and saved Duan Tianya.

Originally, the matter had come to an end.

These days, Duan Tianya was sent to Japan to investigate the Izumo country. As a result, the second daughter of the Yagyu family, Yagyu Piaoxu, fell in love with Duan Tianya again. Now Yagyu Taimamo went crazy and had to kill Duan Tianya.

As a result, he made a mistake and was killed by his daughter's trick: snow fell on the world, killing him by mistake.

After killing his father, Liu Shengpiaoxu became a self-professed martial artist and became crazy. Whenever he saw or smelled blood, he would go crazy and even kill himself.

The key point is that Piaoxu is pregnant. Duan Tianya is a person who attaches great importance to love and justice. In this case, he can only retreat from the world and prepare to live in seclusion on an isolated island with Liu Sheng Piaoxu and spend the rest of his life.

That's why I got this memorial letter asking for my resignation.

"Awesome, awesome!" Zhengde was a little envious.
To be continued...