Chapter 294 Waste of rice

Author: My little carp

Chapter 294 Waste of rice

Heavenly prison.

"Marquis Shen, are you okay?" Cheng Shifei asked with concern as soon as he entered the prison.

Zhu Wuli was wearing shackles and was sitting quietly in the haystack. He was a little strange when he saw the person coming.

"How did you get in this prison? And, Cheng Shifei, why do you have a slap mark on your face?"

Cheng Shifei laughed: "It's not easy to see you, the Lord God. All we have to do is let Yun Luo and Haitang sacrifice a little and let Mr. Le bring us in."

As for the slap marks, of course I accidentally fell at the door, haha."

Zhu Wuwu nodded, indicating that he understood.

This man's poor self-esteem!

Then he looked at the little yellow cat on Yun Luo's shoulder who was looking at Shen Fei: Le Ye.

According to detailed intelligence analysis, as well as Wan Sanqian's omnipotent superpower, after ruling out all possible scenarios, this cat may be the cause of a series of recent changes.

First: Cao Zhengchun returned to the palace and kept the inner palace airtight; second: The emperor finally had a daughter-in-law.

With the emergence of these two variables, if there is no major event that destabilizes the government and the opposition, Zhengde's position will be almost as stable as Mount Tai.

The key point is that he is just a cat. Even if he is a strange beast, why does he have such great power?

It's puzzling.

"Shen Hou, Sister Su Xin asked me to ask you if you want to eat anything. She will prepare it and then ask me to deliver it." Yun Luo said with concern.

Zhu Wuwu shook his head: "No, if you go to jail, you have to look like you are in jail, otherwise it will be used against others if word spreads.

That Liu Jin is cruel and scheming by nature, you don’t have to come here again, you must remember to protect Su Xin.”

"Okay." Cheng Shifei nodded in agreement, but hesitated a little: "Shenhou, will nothing happen if you are here alone?"

Zhu Wulan said proudly: "I am the emperor's uncle, and Liu Jin would not dare to lynching me even if he had ten courages!"

"That's okay!"

After a few more words, Cheng Shifei and Cheng Shifei ran quickly, leaving the little yellow cat and Zhu Wuwu looking at each other.

Of course, the little yellow cat should still maintain the expression of looking at people with its nostrils. The eyes should be three-quarters cold, three-quarters sarcastic, and four-quarters careless, and the chin should be raised a little.

After a moment of silence, Zhu Wuli resisted the urge to hit the cat, and began to use Xiaozhi's advantage and affection towards the little yellow cat.

"Master Le, you are a strange beast in the world, born to carry the destiny of all living beings, but you eat, drink, have fun every day, and even help others do evil. Do you think this is good?"

"Meow~"

【Very cool!】

Zhu Wuwu was stunned.

I have seen and met many people since I was a child, but this is the first time I have seen someone who likes to be a waste so much.

However, is it really happy to lie down and enjoy it?

Impossible, a man cannot be without power for a day!

"Dang~" The cell door opened, and Cao Zhengchun and Liu Jin walked in with smiles on their faces.

As soon as he saw Shenhou's current appearance, Cao Zhengchun quickly took two steps forward, looked up and down, and then stretched out his orchid finger to scold Liu Jin.

"Eunuch Liu, Shenhou is the holy uncle and a member of the royal family. How can you let him wear shackles? Are you polite?"

Liu Jin spread his hands and said: "Eunuch Cao doesn't know, this is the rule of Tianyao. No matter who they are, every prisoner who enters Tianlao has committed a heinous crime.

In order to prevent them from committing suicide, they must remove their clothes, belts, headbands, and any rope-like things. Of course, these shackles are to prevent prisoners from rebelling, and they must be worn whenever they need to eat or drink."

Cao Zhengchun suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, I remember that there is this rule. Oops, I am getting older and my memory is not very good.

Lord Shenhou, that is really wronging you!"

As he spoke, Cao Zhengchun stepped forward, smiled, and patted Zhu Wuwu's shoulder affectionately.

Zhu Wuwu snorted coldly: "A cat cries like a mouse, it's hypocritical."

Cao Zhengchun was unhappy: "Master Shenhou, you may have misunderstood me. You are a loyal minister and a hero. My admiration for you is like the surging river, which is endless, and like the overflowing rivers and lakes.

out of hand!

No, as soon as I heard that the emperor was going to send someone to see how you were doing, I applied directly.

Lord Shenhou, you have suffered!"

Zhu Wuwu sat back on the bed and sulked.

Cao Zhengchun and Liu Jin looked at each other and burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Jiejie~"

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing an old rival or a great enemy fall upon oneself.

After laughing for a while, seeing that Zhu Wuwang's face was not good-looking, Liu Jin suddenly said worriedly: "Eunuch Cao, everyone in the world knows that Shenhou has incredible martial arts skills and once defeated the world's number one demon: Gu Santong head-on.

I'm afraid these little shackles won't be able to trap this dragon like Shenhou."

Cao Zhengchun was startled, then walked slowly behind Zhu Wuwu and flicked his finger.

"Whoosh~"

A thin silver needle was inserted directly into Zhu Wuwu's body.

"Ah~" Zhu ignored a scream and couldn't move immediately.

Cao Zhengchun then smiled and said: "If the governor's immortal feather silver needle pricked the two acupoints of any governor, even if Bodhidharma was alive, he would not be able to move."

"Ah!" Zhu Wuwu mobilized all his internal strength, but felt an unbearable tingling pain all over his body, and couldn't help shouting.

"Ouch! Master Shenhou, you definitely don't want to force the silver needle out of your body. The silver needle will be pulled by your internal force, and it will go deeper when you exert force, hehe~

If this silver needle enters your Dantian meridians, then you will know what it means to be in pain! Hahaha~"

Zhu Wulan turned his head and glared angrily: "You two castrates dare to lynch me indiscriminately!"

"Bang~" Liu Jin kicked him to the ground: "Listen, there is another rule in Tianlao, that is, without my instructions, if you say one sentence, you will be starved for one meal, if you say ten sentences, you will be starved for three days!

Lord Shen, don’t worry, you won’t be lonely in Tianlao. I’ll come and see you when I have nothing to do, hahaha~”

Cao Zhengchun was a little anxious: "Eunuch Liu, how can you treat our noble Tianhuang like this? It would not be good if the emperor sends others to visit again.

Give me a spanking next time, usually you won’t see it, hehehehe.”

The two father-in-laws looked at each other and laughed even louder.

This is so cool!

"Oh, by the way, Lord Shenhou, while you are locked up in this prison, do you still care about the property of your Dragon Guard Villa? Don't worry!

We have worked together in the same dynasty for so many years and have always been on good terms with each other. What kind of injustice can I make your subordinates suffer?

No, I just discussed it with Eunuch Liu, I will go to the No. 1 Village in the World, and he will go to Hulong Villa." Cao Zhengchun thought of this and said happily.

"You!" Zhu Wulan got even angrier and looked at the old gelding fiercely.

"Haha~" Cao Zhengchun said happily again: "Eunuch Liu, look, now I suddenly understand how my little ancestor felt about playing tricks on others.

It looks like he wants to eat me. But there is nothing he can do to me, tsk tsk!

But you are a dignified and courageous prince, devoted to the people, loyal to the emperor and the country, so you must follow the rules when beating people."

"Let's go! Go to the No. 1 Village in the World to help Master Shenhou take care of his family!" Cao Zhengchun greeted.

"Meow~" the little yellow cat jumped directly onto his shoulder.

【Let’s go, let’s go!】

"Cao Zhengchun, just wait, I won't let you go!" Zhu Wu said angrily.

Cao Zhengchun turned around, stretched out his orchid finger, and was very worried: "Oh, I'm so scared!

Master Shenhou, come and beat me, hehehe~"

"You!" Zhu Wuli became even more angry,

"Hahaha~"

The little yellow cat's blue eyes widened.

This scene of the villain bullying an honest person is really abominable and terrifying.

Fortunately, he is also a perpetrator!

…

The cell fell silent again.

Zhu Mingwang remained expressionless and sat cross-legged in the haystack.
To be continued...