219 I'm sorry to die
Qin Ren often watches some content on station b that Maomao can only watch for a fee.
For example, titles like [Little Cat] or [Ansai Cat Drum].
The owner in the video will help the little female cats in their fertilization period and pat their butts, and then the little female cats will pout up and meow happily. Their cute appearance often makes Qin Ren, who is watching the video, wrap himself in a quilt.
He let out a silly smile of "hehe".
Among the many videos of this kind, the one that impressed Qin Ren the most was the one using "toys" to help cats.
The kind used by human girls.
Pink, oval, waterproof, and wireless.
Although the video was deleted shortly after watching it, Qin Ren still remembers the vibrations and the lingering cries of the kittens in the video.
That time and that moment, exactly this moment.
Foxes and cats should be similar.
At least that's what it looks like.
"Meow~"
On the balcony, happy meows and unknown vibrations intertwined, which suddenly activated Qin Ren's memory of that video.
And just in time, Qin Ren calculated with his fingers that Tuantuan's sunny period seemed to have arrived, so he immediately thought of something inappropriate for a kitten, stood up and looked over, only to find that Tuantuan had not done anything unladylike.
That buzzing and vibrating thing turned out to be the sweeping robot that turned on and ran without knowing when, and Tuantuan was just lying on the robot comfortably and wandering around the balcony, expressing his joy "meow meow meow".
The proud feeling of mentioning the "car".
"..."
Well, Qin Ren feels guilty, the human heart is so dirty.
Speaking of which, the girls in the family are all inexperienced, and even if they are naive, it is impossible for them to have toys like that...
"Tuan, come down."
"Meow?"
Tuantuan tilted his head and stepped on it with his four little paws, reluctant to leave. He squatted on this magical disc that moved by itself, just like a child sitting on a rocking car. It was so fun.
"Come here for a hug."
"Meow..." Tuantuan turned his head and pretended not to hear.
"Come here and kiss."
"Meow!~"
The ball turned into a flash of white light and jumped into Qin Ren's arms.
"The little thing who is trying to push his limits..."
Qin Ren smiled helplessly and fondly. It seemed that the last time he kissed her, he raised this guy's threshold. Ordinary hugs could no longer satisfy her.
"mua!"
"Meow…"
Tuantuan was shy, covering her face and licking her lips.
After Qin Ren kissed Tuan Tuan last time, he discovered that the cat in his house, or rather the fox, had actually shown some extraordinary qualities for a long time.
For example, the little nose is always slippery and dry, and will not get wet like other cats and dogs. The pink mouth is always neat and tidy, and cats are never seen.
Food scraps and the like.
Her cat litter box has never had a peculiar smell. Qin Ren always thought it was because the home was well ventilated and the cat litter was of good quality, so he always bought the same brand of cat litter. But now he thinks it may be related to the physical condition of Tuantuan himself [Nine Tails].
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There are all kinds of details that Qin Ren didn't take seriously in the past, but now from the perspective of her [Nine-Tails] identity, she has a feeling of "no wonder it's like this".
"So how did you get this thing out?"
"Meow?"
Qin Ren casually pointed at the robot on the ground and asked, but Tuantuan just showed an expression of "It's not me, I don't know, I don't have it."
So you turned it on yourself...
Since the origin of this robot was unknown, Qin Ren couldn't tell whether it was a malfunction of the machine or another problem. He went to the balcony and squatted down, directly lifting the robot that was still moving around and occasionally hitting the wall, to see how she swept the floor.
of.
However, the result left Qin Ren speechless.
On her chassis, except for the previous circle of integrated bulges that are suspected of being a roller device, it is basically the same as the front. The smooth one-piece body has no gaps, no vacuum holes, and no edges.
The bristles don't look like they can complete the cleaning job at all.
"..."
So is this really a sweeping robot?
If she wasn't sweeping the floor, then why was she wandering around?
Qin Ren originally expected that there would be some opening on the chassis, which would be closed at ordinary times, open automatically when put on the ground, and then pop out the bristles and vacuum nozzle to work, but after studying for a long time, it was not as smart as his yy, this thing is really
It was just like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, strolling around on the balcony, and the only opening on the body was the charging port.
What is worth mentioning is that today, when Qin Ren tried to be a gentleman again and check the charging port that had leaked cleaning fluid that night, the guy actually made a "click" sound, popped up a cover, and covered the charging port.
"I'm sorry..."
This scene that seemed to say "You can't see there" made Qin Ren's eyebrows twitch uncontrollably, and at the same time he felt unhappy. He thought to himself that a broken machine was of no use, but he was so embarrassed, so he turned to He
Just snap the lid off.
"Buzz~!"
After an obvious vibration of the fuselage, the cover was lifted, the charging port was exposed again, and there seemed to be traces of sticky cleaning fluid spilling out of it.
"Tch, no wonder I wasn't allowed to see it, it turns out it's already so wet..."
Qin Ren stretched out his finger to explore the charging port for a while, but still couldn't find the location of the leakage. However, it was still the same as that night. The more the cleaning fluid leaked, the more it leaked. This time, Qin Ren didn't want to clean the floor anymore, so he used toilet paper.
After wiping her fingers, she closed the cover of her charging port and placed it back on the ground.
"Buzz..."
The sweeper man shook again, and the aperture that had turned pink on his body returned to light blue.
"Well... just unplug the charging pile and don't let it charge, otherwise it will automatically turn on again later."
Qin Ren didn't figure out why this thing turned on automatically, but he was not in a hurry to turn it off. He walked to the TV cabinet first and was about to take off the charging pile. Then, after taking two steps, his heel was touched and he turned his head.
Lo and behold, the sweeper man followed.
"what…"
Qin Ren felt that he was a bit neurotic for talking to a robot.
Naturally, robots cannot speak.
But for some reason, the light blue halo on her body gradually turned pink again, and then little by little, as if hesitating, after struggling for a long time, she took the initiative to open the cover of her charging port.
"Buzz..."
"..."
Qin Ren was numb.
Even though he was used to the malfunction of this thing, he still felt a little numb.
As for the reason... it may be a little crazy and illogical, but the moment the robot opened the charging port cover, Qin Ren seemed to be able to hear the robot saying to him:
"...Don't leave in the middle of checking the charging port or something...it's so uncomfortable..."
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(Announce the current official deleted chapters to avoid misunderstandings about the somewhat incoherent plot. Readers who have caught up in time do not need to worry):
sister pen/
rain/
Damn mosquito/
Deduct your bonus/
Ghosts on the bed, but vampires (Part 2)/
If you miss your sister, use me instead/
The peach in the dream/
Fun tail/
sealing magic ring/
Only when you are strong can you be fed well/
Flowers on mother’s belly/
"My Girlfriend's Sister"/
Chapter completed!