"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

On Friday night, Qin Ren came home and missed his little cutie every day.

"Go away, go away!"

But as soon as she hung it up today, Qin Ren took it off ruthlessly, not caring that Yu Yourong was helping him take off his clothes and tie, and went straight to the toilet without taking off his shoes.

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As it happened, a colleague from the second department had his birthday today, and the company bought him a large portion of sea salt mint cake. Since the fifth department had frequent contacts with that colleague, everyone enthusiastically went to get a piece.

Unexpectedly, this sea salt cake tasted terrible. The so-called sea salt was put in as if it was free. It was salty and unpalatable. It was hard not to suspect that the pastry chef had put the sea salt in it as if it were sugar.

, the minister, sister-in-law and senior sisters who really couldn't eat it were too embarrassed to throw it into the trash can.

After all, according to a vice president of the Finance Department, this thing is quite expensive. It would not be a good thing if you find that the fifth department's trash can is full of cakes.

Therefore, Cheng Siyu and Yun Wanhe wanted Qin Ren to eat their share of help.

Don't tell me, Qin Ren is quite happy.

This cake is a bit salty, but it has a strong mint flavor that Qin Ren likes, so Qin Ren actually thinks it's quite delicious, unlike others.

But it was so delicious that I couldn't stop eating more. Sister Dong, who was sharp-eyed in the department, saw what Yun Wanhe and Cheng Siyu were doing, and she immediately discussed it with several senior sisters, and finally they all piled their share of the cake on Qin Ren's table.

forward.

Qin Ren was speechless, but he was a senior after all, and as the saying goes, don’t hit someone with a smiling face. However, the sisters did not act like seniors directly. They were all "flattery", laughing and joking, and blocked Qin Ren with a bunch of soft words.

Ren's anger opened Qin Ren's mouth, and Qin Ren finally ate all the cakes.

To be honest, he really loves this sea salt and mint cake, and even wrote down the name of this store.

But after eating, my mouth is really dry and my tongue is really dry.

So for the whole afternoon, Qin Ren drank boiled water in large gulps, so much so that he didn't even need to be reminded by the minister when changing the water in the water dispenser, because Qin Ren kept staring at the bucket. As soon as he finished drinking, he rolled up his sleeves and replaced it with the second bucket.

When I put it on, I filled up the water cup, and after filling it, I gulped it down, just like a very hungry Luoyao.

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The natural consequence of drinking too much water is excessive urination.

When he got off work, Qin Ren felt the first wave of need to urinate and was already on the elevator. Because he really didn't want to go upstairs anymore, Qin Ren took the subway with his sister-in-law as usual, thinking that he should be able to make it home.

xx minutes by subway…

Cycling for xx minutes…

Walk for xx minutes…

Qin Ren counted with his fingers and felt that he should be able to hold on gracefully until he got home no matter what the urge to urinate.

As a result, Qin Ren forgot that his sister-in-law did not wear trousers today, but wore a small skirt.

Although the sister-in-law is not as plump as a certain minister, she has tight and perfect curves. Compared with the big moon of the minister and Yu Ling'er, she is completely worthy of the title of little moon. The most important thing is that the slender legs that are usually hidden in the small trousers are also on the subway.

He stayed close to Qin Ren all the way.

As a result, compared with the drowsy passengers around him who were looking down at their mobile phones, Qin Ren was the only one who remained energetic and out of place.

However, the smooth feeling of nylon silk rubbing against the body was just an appetizer. Today, my sister-in-law still maintained her usual playful style. As the number of vacancies on the subway gradually increased, she actually began to dislike the uncomfortableness of the subway chairs, so she couldn't help but sit in the arms of her brother-in-law.

Gone inside.

"It's your own fault that you're not feeling well. Can you feel comfortable just sitting here with me?"

“It’s more comfortable than a subway chair~”

Indeed, subway chairs are cold and hard after all.

My brother-in-law is different, not cold at all.

Although she was driven off in the end, Qin Ren's bladder could not go back from the inhumane and sinful oppression it suffered, and it started to leak as soon as she got off the subway.

After finishing the exercise, he was riding a bicycle. The pressure of the bicycle seat made Qin Ren urgently urinate again on the road, so he stopped to find a KFC and bought a bottle of Coke.

This was not because Qin Ren deliberately sought death, but because the thirst caused by the sea salt cake was still there, plus the cold wind blowing into his mouth and nose while riding, Qin Ren couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to drink poison to quench his thirst.

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Of course, the consequence of this is that after Qin Ren rode all the way to the gate of the community, he couldn't hold back the urge to pee again. He jumped back and forth on the elevator and took a deep breath. Finally, he finally managed to get home and went to the bathroom without saying a word.

rush.

"Um?"

However, the toilet door was closed and there was still light inside.

"Who is it? Open the door quickly!"

Qin Ren knocked twice, feeling extremely strange.

Little Snake'er and Luo Yao are outside, Su Lili is sleeping in the nest, Big Snake'er is being killed in the game, and my sister will come back later, so who else is in the toilet at home?

hiss…

Could it be...

In the flash of lightning, Qin Ren's mind seemed to be filled with the BGM of Interstellar. The images of the girls in his family flashed through one by one, and finally stopped at a mosaic on a face, with only the outline of white ears and silver hair visible.

"round and round?"

So Qin Ren knocked twice more:

"I am Qin Ren, your master. Can you please open the door?"

"Meow?"

However, a confused cry from behind overturned Qin Ren's guess.

But at the same time, a childish voice also came from the bathroom:

"Brother Qin Ren! Uncle Qin Ren!~"

"Bobo?"

Good guy, it was Tang Bobo next door who was in his bathroom. This was something Qin Ren didn't expect for a while.

What Qin Ren didn't expect was that another soft and graceful voice came from inside:

"Qin...Qin Ren, I'm sorry, it's...us..."

"Sister Su?"

The wife next door was also there, and Qin Ren was confused. It would make sense to say that Tang Bobo came to play at home and happened to pee or something, but why were both mother and daughter there?

"They are taking a shower."

Without waiting for Qin Ren to ask, Luo Yao came running to be the commentator behind him:

"Their water heater was broken and they couldn't take a shower, so they came to our house."

"This...is like this..."

Qin Ren looked at the bathroom door, blinked, then pulled Pixiu to the living room and whispered:

"No, that's not the case, right? Can't you wash it after the water heater is repaired tomorrow? And why do you have to take a shower now?"

"Originally it was just Tang Bobo who wanted to be washed, but she had to ask Su Yu to help."

The corners of Lord Shangxian's lips curled up, and he gave a crooked Dragon King sneer:

"Huh, what a waste."

"Aren't you trash?"

Qin Ren knocked on her forehead:

"Don't you allow them to wash it for you now?"

But having said that, why does Tang Bobo insist on taking a shower now?

"Because she's lying on the sand."

"?"

Qin Ren frowned:

"Is that the game you played that day pretending to be a cat's eye snail?"

"Um."

Luo Yao nodded:

"But today she was lying on real sand. It was in the sand pit in the park. The pit was very shallow. But Tang Bobo wanted to lie deeper, so he covered his whole body with sand, except for his nose and mouth."

"How do you know so clearly..."

Qin Ren's eyelids drooped:

"You were there, right...why didn't you stop her?"

"I'm not available."
To be continued...