"Cough! Cough!..."

"Su...Sister Su?"

Seeing that Su Yu was choking, Qin Ren immediately reached out and dug into the paper tube, and was shocked to find that the toilet paper had been used up again.

Fortunately, the most indispensable things at home now are toilet paper and towels.

Qin Ren quickly dug out a new pack of toilet paper from the cabinet, pulled out a few sheets and handed them to Su Yu, grinning:

"Sister Su, you look hungry. You were polite to me just now. Eat slowly. There is still not enough."

"Hahaha…"

Su Yu was a little embarrassed, so she picked up the spoon and continued to eat two bites of "Mother and Son Fried Rice".

"How's it going? Is it delicious?"

"Uh-huh."

"It's necessary. Look how attentively Bobo eats."

“It’s delicious, but...”

Su Yu finally felt it was necessary to complain:

"...You just gave me this name, mother...mother and son fried rice, etc., it's really quite shocking..."

"?"

Qin Ren was stunned for a moment, because the word "Thunder" was already an old Internet slang for him and he hadn't heard anyone use it for a long time. Hearing Su Yu say this, he couldn't help but smile knowingly.

How should I put it, it just feels... somewhat cute.

But what Su Yu said makes sense, the name "Mother and Son Fried Rice" is indeed a bit strange.

"Since I used chicken and eggs, I just thought...oh! That's right!"

Qin Ren clapped his hands:

"I thought wrong. It should be called 'parent-child fried rice', not mother-child fried rice."

"Ah... isn't that still the same...?"

"Although the meaning is the same, it doesn't sound so inconsistent. After all, there is a saying of 'parent-child well'."

…

When Qin Ren mentioned the 'parent-child well', he also thought of the double-yolk egg rice bowl that his future mother-in-law, Mrs. Tong, made for him, and he felt quite sad for a moment.

…

"But this statement is indeed wonderful, chicken and egg, mother and son, haha, how did you come up with it..."

when!

Qin Ren was still chatting. Su Yu, who was eating, suddenly put the spoon on the edge of the plate. Her beautiful face, which had always been bright and charming, suddenly became slightly dissatisfied for some reason, and her eyebrows tightened.

frown:

"What's wrong with you? Isn't it hard to hear? What did I say about you kid..."

“???(⊙_⊙)”

"No...no, I mean...Qin Ren, you..."

The wife next door's inexplicable emotion came and went quickly. Qin Ren was still looking stupidly confused. Su Yu's face suddenly softened, her cheeks turned red, and she picked up the spoon again in a panic:

"I'm sorry, I just... don't like the way the islanders talk. I always feel that they have a lot of perverted ideas in their bones, so..."

"Oh...oh! That's it! I understand, I understand!"

Qin Ren understood it now. It was obvious that Su Yu must have heard some metaphorical uses of "parent-child well". As a single mother with a daughter, especially when her daughter is so young and has not yet grown up, she is instinctively aware of such metaphors.

It's normal to feel unhappy.

Damn it, it's Qin Ren's fault, didn't he just cook a meal, mother and son, parent and child, always talking about these irrelevant things.

But even so, Su Yu's reaction was too extreme...

…

Of course, these are just small episodes. The mother and daughter went home after eating. The shameless wife apologized to Qin Ren in various ways before leaving. With the current relationship between the Qin family and the Su family, Qin Ren also

No longer taking it seriously.

…

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

"Hiss! Ouch..."

A few minutes later, Qin Ren had just finished clearing the bowl, and Pixiu also came back from the next door. As soon as he entered the room, he rushed straight into Qin Ren's arms, turned into a classic koala and hung around his neck, kicking him with two little white feet like ice cream.

Arriving at Xiao Xiao Qin who had just been squeezed.

"Unlucky thing...get down here!"

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

Qin Ren looks very fierce, but Master Shangxian only needs to continue to be cute and lovable.

After all, everyone knows by now that Qin Ren only pretends to be fierce, but in fact he doesn’t really hate Yaoyao~

"Bobo just said that she ate the mother-daughter fried rice you made~I want to eat it too~"

"..."

Mother and daughter fried rice is as ridiculous as mother and son fried rice. It’s outrageous for children to talk to each other.

"That's called parent-child fried rice...forget it, it's chicken, ham, and egg fried rice, do you want to eat it too?"

"Hmm~"

…

Luo Yao is no longer addicted to the falsely advertised game because she discovered that if she wants to unlock the mini-game advertised in the video, she must spend money to increase her combat power.

Therefore, after Luo Yao clicked on a payment code at a certain place, she decisively gave up the game.

Qin Ren usually has the hardest time making money. It is not easy to raise a Yaoyao, so she is reluctant to spend money randomly...

…

"Let's take a look. There's still some chicken legs left. I was planning to fry them and feed them... eggs, but they're really gone."

"Are there no eggs?"

"Well, I just made three of them for Sister Su and Tang Bobo."

"Well…"

Luo Yao looked around, and suddenly her eyes froze. She pulled Qin Ren's sleeve with one hand and pointed to the floor at the door of Lu Qing's bedroom with one hand:

"Qin Ren, Qin Ren, there seem to be a few eggs there."

"Nonsense, our eggs are always kept in the refrigerator...?!"

Halfway through the words, Qin Ren closed his mouth, walked to the place pointed by Luo Yao in three steps, and quickly picked up a few round white "eggs" the size of table tennis balls on the ground.

"Ahem... I'll cut up more ham and fry it instead of eggs."

"Okay~"

Luo Yao wished for it. She preferred to eat ham sausage, especially starch sausage, than eggs.

Qin Ren first disposed of the few round eggs he secretly picked up.

…

Obviously, these eggs are not eggs, but are laid by little snakes.

But to be precise, they are not menstrual eggs.

Qin Ren also learned today that if the snake clan receives too strong external physical or psychological stimulation before menstruation is approaching, the snake eggs will come out early.

This is not harmful to the body, and in terms of results, it actually adds a lot of fun to the party.

…

I just had fun playing, but because I was playing so crazy, I didn’t know when the snake eggs would fall out.

[A novel app that has been running stably for many years, comparable to the old book-chasing tool, a source-changing app used by old bookworms, huanyuanapp.org]

This thing can be regarded as a disposable toy at most. Although most people may not think about what it is used for, the sticky water stains on it with a strange fragrance are still quite suspicious, so Qin Ren is also the first

Time dealt with them.

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After that, Su Lili and master and apprentice Yu Ling'er slept until dawn the next day.

On this day, Qin Ren simply skipped work and gave himself a holiday.

Anyway, the company has been fine these days, and he still has a lot of compensatory time accumulated from overtime work. If it is not used to offset lateness and absenteeism, it will be cleared by the end of the year.

Therefore, adhering to the principle of "if you want to catch fish, catch the big one", Qin Ren devoted one day to doing two things today.

First, taking my sister home is equivalent to a vacation for her. She doesn’t have to go to school and can just wait for the Chinese New Year.

Second, take your family members, especially those who are celebrating the New Year for the first time on earth, to buy new year’s goods.

…

"Let's go! Go shopping in the supermarket!"

"Okay~"

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Chapter completed!