440 Tuantuan "disappeared"(1/2)
Squeak——
"Yo? Did you buy it back? So soon?"
"Yeah, he ran away."
Qin Ren, who had just entered the house, handed the couplets and the word "Fu" to Little Snake'er. Although Little Snake'er was very curious when he took it, he still put the things on the table. Hearing that his boyfriend was running there, he immediately
The deputy was holding his waist and panting, so he took off his coat for him first and tenderly kneaded his waist with his little hands.
"Well…"
Faced with such meticulous care from his little girlfriend, Qin Ren was even a little embarrassed:
"Yourong, it's okay, no need to bother."
"How can you call it trouble?"
Little Snake raised her eyebrows seriously:
"The book says that a man only has two waists, and I am not the only girl beside you... As the saying goes... there is more than enough food for a monk..."
"..."
God, there are too many monks and too little porridge...
What kind of porridge? Is it serious?
Anyway, Yunchang Porridge is not very serious...
Qin Ren's eyelids twitched when he heard this, and he felt that he could no longer look directly at the word "monks have too much porridge to eat".
"...Anyway, your body is very precious, so you should take care of it more..."
"Well, I understand the truth, but You Rong, I'm a little tired from running up and down, but it won't hurt my waist, right?"
"Well…"
Little Snake thought for a moment, and it seemed like that was the case.
She was originally a person who practiced physical education, so she understood the principle. She just saw her brother holding his waist with his hands, so she subconsciously became concerned.
"Brother, please drink some water. I just made some hot lemonade in the teapot. I'm going to prepare the meal."
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Little Snake entered the kitchen, while Yu Ling'er and Luo Yao were busy sorting out the "trophies" brought back from the supermarket beside the coffee table.
"Luoyao, what did you hide just now? Take it out."
"I don't have..."
"It's weird if you don't, just open your mouth."
"Ah——~"
Pixiu opened his mouth, with two rows of white teeth as smooth as shells. Yu Ling'er looked at it and saw nothing unusual, but suddenly thought of something, and gently scratched her pink lilac with his fingertips.
The little girl licked it with a "giggle" sound, and her little tongue moved up and down flexibly, suddenly revealing a few chocolates hidden under the base of her tongue and in her cheeks.
"Tsk, thanks for your little mouth, you can fit it in..."
Yu Ling'er frowned and glared at her, and Lord Shangxian felt embarrassed. He chewed all the chocolate in his mouth, and then took out a beautifully packaged candy from his skirt:
"Big Fish, Big Fish, I'll give you this, but don't tell Qin Ren..."
When Yu Ling'er heard this, she felt happy in her heart. Why not just eat a few candies secretly? What about this child?
Of course, Yu Ling'er still accepted her "bribery" on the surface:
"Okay, just stop eating secretly. These are the New Year's goods. Qin Ren said that everyone will get together and eat while watching TV. You touch a little today and a little tomorrow. There are so many of these things.
It will be gone before you know it.”
"Hmm, then I'm going to find Tang Bobo."
"Go ahead."
"Meow…?"
While the two were talking, Tuantuan woke up, looked at Yu Ling'er and Luo Yao on the sofa, and yawned lazily, with an inexplicable show off in his eyes.
…
Yo, what are you talking about? I was just knocked unconscious by Qin Ren, I’m sorry~
…
Well, that's probably what it means.
Anyway, Tuan Tuan, who had just woken up, was very hungry. Since she was caught stealing dried fish last time, she had been short of fish for a long time and had been greedy for a long time. At this time, she turned her eyes and found a bag on the coffee table.
snacks, his eyes immediately widened.
"Meow...~"
"?!"
Yu Ling'er reacts quickly and hears
The little fox became vigilant at the first sign of any movement and tied up all the large bags of snacks on the coffee table. Then he slapped the coffee table and drove off the two paws that had been picked up:
"Bad fox! Can you eat this? Don't use your brain!"
"Meow…"
The bad fox meowed angrily twice, but after all, he had just received "favor" and was a little bit mentally distracted. First he pretended to give up, and then he jumped up when Yu Ling'er was not prepared and successfully captured Luo Yao.
He took away the candy he had just bribed Yu Ling'er.
"Stinky fox!"
"Meow~"
"What if I teach you the opposite? See how I deal with you!"
Yu Ling'er rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on his hips menacingly:
"Husband! Husband——!"
"Hey! It's coming, it's coming..."
…
The former leader of the Liuyun Sect, now calls him husband when he takes care of a fox. I really can’t tell whether it’s embarrassing or enviable.
…
"What's wrong?"
Qin Ren had just finished washing his hands and came out of the bathroom, and was about to take a few sips of lemonade to rest, when he heard his eldest girlfriend calling.
"She grabs the candy and eats it."
"Harmful…"
Qin Ren couldn't laugh or cry, what else did he think?
"Heh, you do love that fox. It seems like what she grabbed was a chocolate. Aren't you afraid that she will be poisoned?"
"Well…"
I have heard that cats and dogs cannot eat chocolate, but will foxes be poisoned as well?
Qin Ren didn't know, but experience told him that his velvet ball could eat chocolate and could tear off the packaging very flexibly.
Sure enough, as he was talking, Tuantuan, who was hiding on the balcony, had already gracefully held a piece of candy wrapper in his mouth, came to the trash can, stepped on the lid of the bucket, and accurately threw the candy wrapper in.
"Meow~"
"look."
Qin Ren hugged Yu Ling'er with a smile and pointed at Tuantuan:
"Are you okay? I'm pretty smart, otherwise I wouldn't be able to steal candy from you, right?"
"Oh, you mean I'm stupid? More stupid than her?"
"No, no, no... the baby is the smartest."
"Hmph, you're so smart that a fox robs you of candy..."
"What's the point? How about this? I'll give you some sweets for the baby to eat some other day so that no one else can grab them. How about this?"
"fraud…"
Yu Ling'er blushed after hearing this, raised her pink fist and beat her boyfriend's chest:
"I don't know you yet, will you really only send it to me then..."
"Even so, I will give you the first bite when the time comes, I promise, how about that?"
"Bah! Shameless..."
This bad guy really thought he was giving birth to something like dragon marrow and phoenix essence, and he even took the first bite...
To be continued...