Chapter 19 I Did It
"It's just shaving, not beheading." Chen Zhongyuan patted his head and said cheerfully. He shrunk his neck and lowered his voice, saying angrily, "But I'm nervous! If you can sneak out of the city under their noses, can you?
Is that okay?" He shook his head vigorously and said, "This won't work, it won't work."
"No, you have to, you just have to act fierce, hold a whip in your hand, and show it with actions, you don't need to use your mouth." Hong Lianshuo looked at him with bright black eyes and encouraged, "Now it's you.
He looks like a Hu Bing, if you pull one out, you won't have to fight him yourself."
Chen Zhongyuan glanced around, with a hesitant look on his face, "Uh..." Everyone looked at him.
"If you don't come, then everyone will have to do their own thing if they want to go out." Hong Lianshuo looked at him with his dark eyes and said directly, parting ways!
"No, no, no, no!" Chen Zhongyuan said quickly after hearing this. They could not do without the highly skilled Madam Hong. He gritted his teeth and calmed down, "I'm here."
"Then I'll shave off your beard and hair." Hong Lianshuo let go of his son and drew out his machete.
"Wait a minute, I have no objection to shaving my hair. I have to shave my beard no matter what I do!" Chen Zhongyuan said, covering his beard.
"Have you ever seen Hu Bing with a beard like yours?" Hong Lianshuo pointed outside with his index finger.
Chen Zhongyuan thought about it carefully and said, "It's true! They don't have beards, or they are very short. How could this be?"
"It has something to do with their living habits." Lin Nanzheng said in a low and restrained voice, "This hairstyle and beard are related to the living environment. People who live on the grassland have the habit of shaving. The reason is that
The grasslands are among cattle, horses and sheep all day long. There are many lice and fleas. If you don’t have a beard, they won’t be hidden in the beard.” He paused and continued, “But living in the Central Plains, unless you don’t take a bath, you will get fleas and fleas.
Lice.”
Chen Zhongyuan said with a silly smile, "That's right! Isn't it just for people to take a bath on holidays? Anyway, I have long formed the habit of washing my hair every three days and bathing every five days."
"The Qin and Han Dynasties have begun." Lin Nanzheng looked at him gently and said.
Chen Zhongyuan chuckled and said, "I'm a rough guy and don't know this." He patted his head and said, "Then just shave it! Anyway, it can grow back again."
Hong Lianshuo's dark eyes flashed when he heard the words "Qin and Han". This was still in Blue Star, and he didn't go to any weird place.
"Let's do it!" Chen Zhongyuan straightened up and said with a righteous look. He suddenly remembered and said, "By the way, which of you knows how to shave your head?"
The brothers all shook their heads and said, "No!"
Si Xi said more bluntly, "I have never shaved my head since I grew my hair as a child, unless I became a monk."
"What's more! I can't be alone! It would take a lot of barbarians to 'escort' so many people." Chen Zhongyuan looked at them with wide eyes and said.
"Then it depends on which one of them is willing to accept this glorious and arduous task." Hong Lianshuo's clear eyes swept over everyone sitting there.
Everyone looked at each other, and the retreat was clearly visible in their eyes.
"Hey! This is a matter of life and death, why don't you want to leave the city!" Hong Lianshuo raised his messy eyebrows and looked at them and said, "Why are you hesitating? You don't have the courage at all, how can you fight against Hu Bing! You are still afraid of shaving your head.
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"Ms. Hong, you have misunderstood. I'm not afraid. I'm just afraid that the truth will be exposed and hurt everyone." Sixi said quickly after hearing this.
"I asked you to 'escort' me, so what's the point?" Hong Lianshuo looked at them funny and said, "Just keep a straight face and be fierce."
"Okay, I'll do it." Sixi said simply.
"We did it too." They all responded one after another.
"Then let's discuss how to transport food and weapons." Hong Lianshuo looked at them with warm eyes and said.
"This is bad luck. The army's weapons are all of a different standard than those of the Yi Di." Lin Nanzheng frowned slightly and looked at her and said.
"Since we plan to 'escort' him outside the city without using swords or guns, it's okay if we don't use weapons." Chen Zhongyuan said simply.
"No!" Hong Lianshuo and Lin Nanzheng said in unison.
"No, if you don't have weapons and you are spotted at the city gate, you can fight out with your bare hands!" Lin Nanzheng looked at him with a serious face and said.
"Then how to transport it out?" Chen Zhongyuan shrank his neck and said like an abused little wife.
"Think of a way?" Lin Nanzheng said with wandering eyes, thinking carefully about how to hide the weapons!
Hong Lianshuo hesitated and looked at them and said, "I have a method, should it work?"
"Say it quickly, say it quickly." Chen Zhongyuan looked at her excitedly and said.
"This method is not very respectful to the deceased." Hong Lianshuo looked at them hesitantly and said slowly.
Lin Nanzheng's eyes lit up when he heard this and said, "It's already this time, why are you still thinking so much? The most important thing is that we can escape safely."
"You two, stop playing riddles and tell me what to do?" Chen Zhongyuan asked eagerly.
"What I mean is that when transporting corpses out, the food, weapons, and military uniforms should be hidden underneath." Hong Lianshuo looked at them with clear black and white eyes and slowly expressed his thoughts.
"That's okay." Chen Zhongyuan looked at her with bright eyes and said, "Then we have to find a truck."
"This is easy to find. Who doesn't have a cart to carry goods from that street store?" Sixi said briskly, and added happily, "Wouldn't it mean that more people would have to shave their heads?"
"Your Hu Bing pushed the body by himself!" Hong Lianshuo shook his head slightly and looked at him and said.
"That's right!" Sixi scratched her head and said, "I didn't expect that Mrs. Hong is so attentive."
"These military uniforms have to be changed too!" Lin Nanzheng said with calm eyes looking at the military uniforms they were wearing.
"It's easy to borrow people's clothes and use them." Chen Zhongyuan said briskly after hearing this, "It seems that we have to go out to find what we need." Suddenly he remembered, "Ms. Hong, those two women
What should I do? Clothes are easy to find, but the delicate skin and tender flesh can easily cause problems."
"Change out of your military uniform and roll in the blood on the street. I believe it will be much safer." Hong Lianshuo looked at them with glassy eyes and said, "I will convince them."
"There are still women here." Lin Nanzheng looked at them in surprise and said.
These words sounded very unpleasant to the ears. Hong Lianshuo looked directly at him with cold eyes and said, "I rescued him." That attitude is so impressive that you dare to give it a try.
Just as Lin Nanzheng was about to speak, there were noisy sounds outside.
Apparently other people also heard it and quickly hid themselves.
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