Masters of piracy, you have nothing to worry about. Don’t you even think about the excretion of your own offspring in the future?

"Beep! Beep!" The whistle sounded again, and then the cruise ship started again and started heading to the next stop, Wanzhou City. At this time, Zhi Lingqi hugged the somewhat tired Yiyi and entered the inner room of the private room again, leaving only

Ling Lao is outside.

Since Xiaohu went to the Qu Shi Clan's mustard space secret realm to practice, now naturally only Ling Lao was left in the outer room of the private room. Since he had nothing to do, Ling Lao put away all his thoughts and went to bed quietly to rest.

.

Because of the argument with Xiaohu last night, in the end, his understanding of his old master Qubu not only improved, but also gained the young master's approval. At this time, in the heart of Linglao, that group of people felt comfortable, so he soon

Entered dreamland.

But at this time, in the private room, because it was still early, there were still several hours before dark. The tenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar should be shortly before the beginning of autumn, and the daylight hours were still very long. Naturally, Yiyi would not feel sleepy.

of.

Of course, it was impossible for Zhilingqi to be sleepy at this time, so he came up with a way to kill time, that is, the young couple would take turns telling some stories or jokes that the other party did not know to liven up the atmosphere.

The two agreed that Zhi Lingqi would talk first, so Zhi Lingqi said: "There was once a young man who went on a blind date. When the young man saw that the girl had not spoken for a long time, he mustered up the courage to ask: Beauty, what kind of boy do you like?

?The beauty answered shyly.

I... I don't have any requirements, just... I just want to be compatible. After hearing this, the young man felt a little depressed. After a while, he asked the same question again, but the answer he got was still the same. Then he asked with some frustration: Flat head.

Not even a little?"

After Zhi Lingqi's joke was finished, Yiyi had not come back to her senses at that time. She just stared at Zhi Lingqi in a daze, waiting for his next words. Zhi Lingqi did not make any explanation and looked at herself with a smile.

's little sweet wife.

After about five or six breaths, the beautiful girl Yiyi finally reacted.

"Brother Qi, you are so funny, cluck! The words "love" and "round head" are homophonic, and this young man actually confused the two. It should be said that this boy's head must be very flat, but I don't know, he really misunderstood.

I said that on purpose.

If it's a misunderstanding, it's nothing. If the young man did it deliberately, then this young man is really not ordinary humorous, and he will definitely be favored by the young woman. Unless the young woman is stupid, otherwise she is an idiot.

Brother Qi, is this joke you told a true story, or is it just a joke? I think it should be a joke? I don’t know who actually made up this joke using the homophonic words of charisma and touyuan. It’s really interesting.

."

"Haha! Yimei, let me first declare that I did not make this up, but one of the jokes I heard. If you think about it, you will know that in my previous life, I was busy doing research all day long, so how could I

Time to tinker with these things!

Now I have already told one, but it is your turn to tell it, Yimei, can you also tell a humorous story to make me happy too?" Zhi Lingqi also wanted to make such a request.

Yiyi came out of depression.

Only by making his little wife feel happy will he feel better. At the same time, if Yiyi is happy, she can happily come to him and play some happy games that both of them want to do and are happy to do.

"Okay, let me tell you a joke. One year, there was a drought in a village. The drought was so severe that the villagers felt desperate. In desperation, the village chief took the expectations of all the villagers and went to the mage from a nearby temple to ask for help.

rain

When the village chief found the mage, he asked: Master! When will it rain? Can you help our village ask for some rain? The mage looked at the village chief, then looked at the sky, and then raised his finger to the sky.

I drew a few pictures.

The village chief looked at the mage without knowing what was going on. The mage squinted his eyes slightly, took out a sealed paper bag from his arms, handed it to the village chief, and seriously warned: Don't leak the secret until it rains.

can be opened only when.

The village chief packed the paper bag and returned to the village. As luck would have it for the governor, it started raining heavily early the next morning. At this time, the village chief thought of the mage's instructions, so he quickly took out the mage from his arms and gave it to him.

the paper package and opened it.

At this time, most of the surrounding villagers were at the village chief's home, so everyone came forward one after another to look at the opened paper package. There was a note in the paper package, with four formal small characters written on it.

:It will rain today.

After reading the note, all the villagers and the village chief looked shocked. After a long while, the village chief said with great emotion: You are so accurate when riding a horse! All the surrounding villagers also agreed.

This is what the village chief said."

"Hahaha! It seems that this village must be located in a remote place, and no one has had any contact with the outside world. Not only that, it should be said that these villagers have little cultural knowledge, so this situation is possible.

Yimei, isn't this what happened to your Qu family?" After Zhi Lingqi analyzed it, he couldn't help but ask about his little wife Yiyi. In fact, he had heard such a joke before, but he didn't know that today in Yiyi

He also mentioned this matter in his mouth.

This inevitably aroused his curiosity. What he wanted to know was, did such jokes also appear in reality among the Qu family? That's why Zhi Lingqi asked such a question.

"Giggle! Brother Qi, how did you guess that this joke is indeed a real thing that happened to our Qu family, and it is the story of our small market town, which happened three thousand years ago.

At that time, there was no market town there, and except for the first test checkpoint left by the master of Qubu, the village was not with the checkpoint, but lived in a small basin about eighty miles away from the checkpoint.

The small basin was surrounded by mountains. Later, due to the increase in population, the small basin could not meet the needs of survival, so the village was gradually moved to its current location as a market town, and the villagers gradually became enlightened.

The joke that appeared in that small village has spread from the current market town and has become one of the jokes among all the people of our Qu Shi clan. Speaking of it, it may be a joke made by our ancestors!

Of course, it is possible that it is not a joke made by my ancestors, because two thousand years ago, when the market town was first formed, people from other villages also settled in the market town. Otherwise, how could the people in the village who made the joke come out in scandal themselves?"

"Hahaha! I didn't expect that this joke has happened not only in the human world, but also in your Qi family. It's a coincidence. I don't know if this joke has happened in other planes and worlds. If so,

, this is even more amazing.”

"Brother Qi, I've finished telling my joke. No matter whether it overlaps with your human world or not, it's still true that I told it, right? So it's your turn to tell the joke again. Don't lie.

Yo!"

"Haha! Yimei, don't worry. Although I am not a person who studies this field, I have heard some jokes and stories. Although they are not my patent, borrowing them will not infringe on other people's rights.

Let me just say it, the joke I’m about to tell is aimed at fat people. Fortunately, there are no fat people among us, otherwise it would make others unhappy. It happened during a physical examination in a hospital.

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It was said that there was a unit that was concerned about the health of its employees, so it organized all the personnel in the unit to go to the hospital for physical examinations. The joke appeared on the weight examination item, which was to weigh everyone's weight.

There was a woman in the unit who was particularly fat. After the colleagues in front of her were weighed on the automatically displayed scale one by one, it was her turn. At first, she was a little embarrassed to get on the scale and kept standing there without moving.

The doctor in charge of the examination, while filling in the data on other people's examination forms, shouted: Next person, please come on the scale. After urging twice, the fat lady saw that there was really no way to avoid it, so she stepped onto the scale.

Weighing platform.

As soon as she stepped onto the scale, the automatic electronic scale issued a prompt: Please get on the scale one by one, not two or three people at once. Thank you for your cooperation! As soon as the prompt sounded, everyone present laughed.

Bended."
Chapter completed!