139. Chapter 139 The police called the police
"Hmph, don't you use height-enhancing insoles?"
Looking at Wu Zi covering her nose with one hand and pinching the height-enhancing insoles found from Xing Nan's shoes with two fingers, Xing Nan was a little embarrassed!
Damn, it is indeed embarrassing to be caught out!
"Beauty, I use height-enhancing insoles, which is for plane stretching! Two-dimensional, it is essentially different from you, okay! I am for height and breathing fresher air!" Xing Nan defended himself with a righteous look.
"Then I pad my chest to increase the three-dimensional sense and reflect the three-dimensional effect more! Can you?" Wu Zi plagiarized Xing Nan's remarks.
"Please respect the copyright of knowledge!" Xing Nan emphasized.
"Please respect the freedom of life. My car is filled with your suffocating odor of feet!" Wu Zi said in disgust.
Just as the two of them were on the verge of each other, suddenly, there was a knock on the car door outside!
"Police, now we suspect you have sex!" Before they could react, several police officers on both sides blocked the car doors.
"Your eyes saw our sex trafficking?" Wu Zi cursed in anger.
"Hmph, we have been paying attention to you for a long time! I saw the car shaking just now, and I still want to argue?" A younger-looking policeman directly forced the car door.
"Don't think that you can just be a policeman! Be careful that I will sue you for slander." Wu Zi was so angry that her face turned red.
"I still want to argue? I haven't even put my shoes on, so I still don't admit to sex trafficking!" The policeman looked at Xing Man wearing shoes there, and he was very confident in his determination.
"There is no evidence, don't talk nonsense to me! The police are amazing!" Wu Zi was so angry that she started to shrew.
"Are you a policeman or I a policeman? Be honest and follow us to the bureau, otherwise we would be polite!" The little policeman looked at Wu Zi with a bad expression.
"We said you have sex, that's it! Take them away!" The little policeman waved.
At this time, Xing Man put on his shoes, and he pushed open the car door and walked out.
Several policemen thought Xing Nan was going to take action, so they immediately stood together and looked at Xing Nan with great vigilance.
"What are you doing?" Xing Nan raised his eyebrows and looked at them.
"I warn you, be honest! We are all policemen!" Several young policemen were just new rookies from the police station. They had no experience at all.
"I know!" Xing Nan nodded.
"I know, I won't be honest!" The little policeman tried hard to pretend to be very fierce. On the first day they went to the police station to intern, the old policemen told them that if they want to be a policeman, they must be cruel.
As the saying goes, kindness does not control the army, goodness does not follow the police.
"But why did you make me believe that you are policemen? These days, there are too many fakes and shoddy things! Do you have anti-counterfeiting marks on you? Or do you have QR codes, let me scan them?" Xing Man looked at them very silly.
"Boy, you are looking for death, right?" These little policemen gritted their teeth and dared to play with their policemen, right?
The little policeman who ran the fastest rushed over with his fist. Xing Nan flashed his body and kicked him directly in the bend of his knee. The little policeman was instantly placed.
Xing Nan stepped on his back with one foot!
Seeing that the other party was left alone so easily, the other three little policemen immediately became timid!
The second point the old police told them was to bully the weak and fear the strong. When they see those older people, they have to beat them hard, until they are bleeding and beg for mercy. But when they encounter those tough things, they have to pretend to be grandchildren. For their police, pretending to be grandchildren is not embarrassing and they cannot suffer losses!
"Are you really policemen?" Xing Nan looked at the other people with a smile, stepping on the miserable little policeman tightly under his feet.
"We, we, of course, are the police!" Several young policemen said tremblingly.
"Is that so? How do I trust you?" Xing Nan raised his eyebrows.
"We are all wearing police uniforms!" The little policeman pointed at his clothes.
"Bad! Those high-end chicken farms, those ladies who play with the temptation of uniforms, the police uniforms are more realistic than you!" Xing Nan didn't believe it.
"I, the number on our chest can be verified!" the little policeman continued.
"Those ladies who are tempted to play the police in uniforms also have numbers. The epaulette is still the director!" Xing Nan continued to disbelief.
"This, this is our police officer certificate!" Several young policemen with no experience directly took out their police officer certificates. You should believe it now, right?
Xing Man directly threw these police officer certificates on the ground and said with dissatisfaction: "Can't this police officer certificate be fake? You can get a fake certificate for 20 yuan and add five yuan. Damn it, even the steel seal can be knocked out!"
"Brother, how do you want to believe us?" Several little policemen were almost crying. Damn, rat bullies cats. There is no way to pass this world.
"Brothers, it's not that I don't believe you! It's completely that you can't provide evidence to make me believe! You have to be considerate!" Xing Nan said with great grievance.
Finally, under the torture of Xing Man, these little policemen collapsed and called the police directly!
Damn, the police actually have to call the police to help their lives. It’s unreasonable!
For half an hour, Director Wang of the police station was smiling, apologizing with a respectful and arrogant attitude, and sent Xing Nan, the plague god out of the police station!
"Thank you, Director Wang, I'll invite you to have tea some other day!" Xing Nan said with a smile before leaving.
After hearing this, Director Wang almost fell to death directly, and could only smile with a smile. However, he felt a secret pain in his heart. It would be better not to meet such a plague god again!
After seeing off the Xing and Director Wang's face, he then came to a stern face.
"Come me those embarrassing things!" Director Wang cursed.
These little policemen came over tremblingly.
"A bunch of embarrassing trash!" Director Wang pointed at his nose and cursed. "Who asked them to provoke this Xing Man? Haven't I told me? As long as it's not a big deal, turn a blind eye to this Xing Man!"
"Director, we don't know! We don't know that he is Xingnan! We went out to catch prostitutes according to your instructions!" the little policeman said aggrievedly.
Chapter completed!