14. Chapter 14 Lovely brother-in-law
Last time, Andy Lau said that those born after 2000 no longer know who Andy Lau is!
Now Xing Nan wants to stand up and refute, Damn, this eight-year-old kid is a standard post-00s generation! He can actually sing "Stupid Kid" with great emotion! This shows Andy's influence, that's early
It covers the post-00 generation.
With Xiaobao as a pistachio, the family has indeed had a lot more fun! At the dinner table, Xing Nan almost spit the rice out of his nostrils several times. They were so funny!
Especially Yan Mujiao who loves to play, she always keeps teasing him!
Suddenly, Xiaobao remembered something, pouted angrily, and looked at Yan Mujiao, "Miss, I want you to apologize to me! Because of you, I made a self-criticism in front of the whole class!"
The whole family was stunned, looking at Xiaobao's pitiful appearance, and asked nervously: "Xiaobao, what's wrong? Why did you just do a self-examination?"
"Last time I didn't know a question! ml, I didn't know what it meant! I asked the little sister, and the little sister told me that it was makelove for sex! So I wrote it, and the result was reviewed in front of the whole class.
"Yes!" Xiaobao said, feeling so aggrieved that he almost cried!
Yan Zhentian had to look at his daughter, "Jiaojiao, how can you teach such a bad child!"
Yan Mujiao said very aggrievedly: "Dad, can you blame me? Everyone knows what this ml means! This is clearly a problem with the school. It actually gives such a question to primary school students!"
"Really?" Yan Zhentian really didn't understand these words in English, so he could only look at his eldest daughter for verification.
Seeing Yan Muxue blushing and lowering her head silently, it seemed that she had really wronged her little daughter!
"I will go to their principal tomorrow to report it! How can you teach children these things!" Yan Zhentian was very angry.
At this time, Xing Nan looked at Xiaobao very weakly, then looked at the evil sisters, and said weakly: "Isn't ml in milliliter?"
Xiaobao's childish voice said loudly: "Yes, big brother is right, our teacher said the correct answer is milliliters! The other children also wrote milliliters! Only I wrote "making love!"
Having said this, Xiaobao lowered his head in grievance again!
Looking at Yan Zhentian's confused eyes asking for confirmation, the two sisters lowered their heads in unison, blushing to their necks! Yes, the elementary school student's question, how could it mean that! It's really because of themselves that they are evil!
"Really?" Yan Zhentian looked at his daughter.
The two people nodded awkwardly.
"Brother, you are so smart! You are much smarter than my little sister! If I have any questions in the future, can I ask you?" Xiaobao's chubby little hand grabbed the Xing Nan's little finger. His voice was childish but tender.
Said very seriously.
Xing Nan deliberately wanted to tease him, "Then what reward do I get?"
Xiaobao thought about it seriously, "From now on, you can eat my eldest sister's tofu as you like, I approve!"
At this moment, Yan Zhentian spurted out a mouthful of rice!
Yan Mujiao also covered her mouth and snickered!
Only Xing Nan was overjoyed and quickly agreed, "Then we have a deal!"
"Um!"
"Eat your food, Xiaobao!" Yan Muxue blushed and scolded her little brother who was as big as a brat.
Although Xiaobao is only eight years old, he is already living in school! Yan Zhentian is such a son, so his expectations for him are naturally very high. When he went to elementary school last year, he attended the best aristocratic school in Jianhu
.One year's tuition is something that ordinary people may not be able to earn even if they work hard for a year without eating or drinking!
The requirement of aristocratic schools is that everyone must live on campus!
Yan Zhentian hopes that his son will become a successful child, so naturally he has deliberately trained his independence since he was a child! Therefore, he was determined not to visit him after living in school, but when he went home on weekends, he would be touched in the palm of his hand!
I only come back once a week, and this time my eldest sister is also back! Xiaobao is naturally happier than anyone else!
After dinner, it was so late that I refused to sleep!
And Xing Nan, who has been using lollipops to coax little girls since he was a child, is even better at dealing with children! After a while, he and Xiao Bao became brothers!
"Xiaobao, can big sister give you a bath?" Yan Muxue said coaxingly.
"No!" Xiaobao twisted his neck. "I'm a boy, you're a girl! Men and women don't have sex! Besides, I'm not a child anymore, I don't need you to help me wash!"
Xing Nan, on the other hand, would rather be a child and let Yan Muxue help him take a bath! This little kid is not happy with what he dreams of!
Yan Muxue was so angry at his tossing that he directly picked up Xiaobao and took him to take a bath regardless of his tossing!
I could only hear the little baby fluttering and crying, "I don't want you to wash it for me, I'm a man!"
But after realizing that this sentence didn't work, Xiaobao immediately said pitifully: "Sister, you must promise me not to touch my little brother! I will wash the little brother myself!"
I'm going to go for it! Xing Nan really wants to trade with this little treasure now! Damn, I'm so jealous!
After taking a bath, Yan Muxue hugged Xiaobao, who was only wearing a pair of Big Big Wolf underwear, and said, "Let's go, Xiaobao, go to bed with big sister!"
"No!" Xiaobao quickly broke free and ran to Xing Nan's side, "I want to sleep with my good brother, Big Brother!"
Yan Muxue squatted in front of him, "Then you don't like sleeping with the eldest sister? It's rare that the eldest sister comes back, do you want to hurt her heart like this?"
Seeing Yan Muxue's sad look, Xiaobao felt a little embarrassed. He lowered his head and murmured: "But I really want to sleep with my eldest brother!"
"Then you just don't want to sleep with eldest sister?" Yan Muxue communicated with him in a very cute way like a child.
"Think!" Xiaobao said seriously.
"Then do you want to sleep with your eldest brother or your eldest sister now?"
"I want!"
"Then what should we do?" Yan Muxue pouted and looked at him with wide eyes.
Xiaobao was in a dilemma, his little brows furrowed, and he thought very seriously. Suddenly, his brows opened, and he said happily: "I am a smart Ikkyu, and I have already thought of a way! Even if I can sleep with my elder brother, I can also
Sleep with big sister!"
"The three of us sleep together, and that solves the problem! Big sister, you are so stupid!"
Hearing this, Xing Nan felt really happy! He really wanted to come up and kiss him. "Xiaobao, you are so sensible!"
"Stop getting involved!" Yan Muxue blushed and looked at Xing Nan resentfully. "The child is ignorant, why are you trying to tease me?"
Yan Muxue once again showed his violence. Since it is useless to discuss with you, he can only use force! He was ready to pick up Xiaobao and take him away by force!
However, after what he had learned from taking a bath just now, Xiaobao was obviously more thoughtful! Seeing that the situation was not good, he quickly ran away and hid behind Xing Nan, "Brother, you have to save me! This woman is treating me badly."
She has evil intentions! I will never sleep with her! "
Xing Nan also proudly stretched out his hands to block Yan Muxue, "Let the child go and come at me!"
Xiaobao, who was hiding behind Xing Nan, was very grateful and patted Xing Nan on the shoulder like an adult, "You are indeed a good brother! Help me deal with this woman, and you will be my big brother from now on!"
Xing Nan muttered in his heart, "Brother, isn't this right? If I help you deal with this woman, then I won't be your eldest brother! I will be your brother-in-law!"
"Xing Nan, please stop making trouble!" Yan Muxue really has nothing to do with him! Why are you making trouble with the children?
"Any younger brother of a beautiful woman is very likely to be my future brother-in-law! Therefore, I must build a good relationship with them. I can't go through all kinds of hardships and fall at the feet of my brother-in-law at the last moment!"
The man said very confidently.
"Rogue!" Yan Muxue cursed angrily.
At this moment, Yan Mujiao didn't know when she appeared from behind, hugged Xiaobao directly, and said with a smile: "I think you should sleep with me tonight, little sister!"
Xiaobao was held horizontally by Yan Mujiao. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free. He shouted loudly: "I don't want it, I don't want it! The little sister is a bad person! Big brother, save me, save me!"
"Stop making trouble! I'm going to spank you if you make trouble again!" Yan Mujiao glared and said threateningly.
Xiaobao was so frightened that he quickly covered his butt, and said pitifully: "Sister, why don't I sleep with you? Don't spank me! I'm afraid of pain!"
"I'll choke you! Xiaobao, you are a pure man! How can you be afraid of pain? As a man, I despise you!" Xing Nan is now afraid that the world will not be in chaos!
When the torture man said this, the little kid suddenly let go of his hand and closed his eyes, "Sister, you go ahead and beat me. After the beating, let me go and sleep with my big brother!"
"Yes, this is a man! Xiaobao, you are a man!"
Yan Mujiao patted Xiaobao's butt gently, "Stop dreaming! Your eldest brother is going to sleep with your eldest sister tonight! They won't want you to hinder their work!"
"I don't believe it!" Xiaobao looked disbelieving and shouted loudly: "Brother, do you want to sleep with big sister or sleep with me?"
"Of course it's you!" Xing Nan said this. But in his heart, he was thinking, if I can really choose between the two, brother, I'm sorry! I will kick you away without hesitation and hug you
Chapter completed!