Twenty-one, strange house, strange medicine, strange instrument,
()(Tea belongs to the donkey, and people say she has to go east and west. If she has a good superpower, she will find ways to make things come out. Today I solemnly recommend the vampire sect (tea sect?) substitute technique to everyone, everyone applauds.
~~~~Wow~~~~)
Lou Ashu glanced at him from a distance, clapped his hands, and muttered: "I told you it would only be five minutes. You have to control yourself! Come on! Next one!"
That day, when the "old wolf, old wolf" was still yelling at the sky and the earth, Wang Sen frowned impatiently and asked: "What five minutes?"
"Your abilities can only be used once a day, and each time is limited to five minutes!" Lou Ashu explained, then raised his voice and said to everyone, "Remember them all!"
"So short?" Xue Qiqi first objected.
"Miss, that's a superpower!" Lou Ashu screamed like a vendor who encountered an ignorant customer, "Sun Wukong only has three life-saving hairs, and Cinderella's glass slipper will expire at 12 o'clock, even if it is sold,
Little match girl, that box of matches also has a limit on the number of matches?”
Yu Lan curled her lips and said, "What is this all about?"
Wang Sen took the opportunity to prove his foresight that day: "I said, this medicine is a stimulant. If you take it, it will cause an attack for a while. If you don't believe me, let Dr. Qian do a urine test on Su Jinchi."
"I'm a dentist! You want me to test my urine?"
"Is there always basic theory?"
Xue Qiqi raised the question again: "So, is the cycle based on 24 hours a day? Or must there be a 24-hour interval between each power exercise?"
"I don't know that."
Yu Lan glared at him: "What do you know exactly?"
"Everything I know has been told to you. What I don't know is all secret! Secret! Do you understand?" Lou Ashu hurriedly avoided the question and greeted loudly, "Come on! Next! Su Duancheng!"
"That is to say, those are things you are not high enough to know." Su Duancheng muttered as he walked to the monitor, looked down at the screen and said, "Su Duancheng, Spiritual System. Special Skill: Substitute Technique...Finally
It’s the same ‘good luck to you’.”
Yu Lan said: "Then try it?"
"How to try?" Su Duancheng said in confusion, "Jin Chi has enhanced animal-like ability, and he can still try to imagine a wolf or something. How should I imagine this 'substitution technique'?"
"Generally speaking, the substitute technique is to get something like a piece of rotten wood and turn it into your own appearance. At the critical moment, you can throw it into the field, then turn around and run away. It is a technique specially used for escape." Throw it down that day.
Su Jinchi ran over and showed off the knowledge he had gained from cartoons. "You can find something, then concentrate on it, stare at it fiercely, and imagine that it becomes yourself."
"I think it's always right to concentrate." Wang Sen pulled Lou Ashu away and dragged the computer chair he was sitting on over, "Just try this chair."
Su Duancheng stopped talking and kept his eyes fixed on the swivel chair. He practiced his magical skills silently for a long time, holding it in until his face turned red. There was still no movement on the chair.
Wen Huiyi stretched out her foot to kick Su Jinchi, who was unconscious on the ground: "Hey, wake up! How did you get that beast power? Get up and teach your brother!"
Xue Qiqi whispered sympathetically: "Is it too difficult to use a computer chair from the beginning? Should I find something with a simpler shape to try first?"
That day he shook his head and replied: "I think that although rotten wood is rotten, it is still organic and a living thing. This kind of computer chair is full of plastic and is a dead thing. Living things have cells, and they can change into different shapes through different arrangements and combinations of cells.
There are various other forms, and dead things may not have this function."
"That makes sense!" Yu Lan quickly glanced around and quickly aimed at Lou Ashu, dragging him and pushing him in front of Su Duancheng, "This one is alive, you just have to practice with him first."
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"Protest! Protest!" Lou Ashu was so frightened that his face turned green. "We haven't tested on animals yet, so how can we test on living people? What if the test fails? What should I do? Doctor Qian? This is against the regulations?"
"
Wen Huiyi answered him with a smile: "You are a prisoner and have no human rights."
Qian Hao pretended to sigh, patted Lou Ashu on the shoulder with deep hatred, and said with a sly smile: "Just accept your fate."
Lou Ashu shouted urgently: "You can't do this! You can't torture prisoners! It's stipulated by the North Atlantic Treaty Organization! Also, I am not a prisoner! I am an instructor!"
Wang Sen shook his clothes, took a step forward, approached Lou Ashu, and shouted: "It's so noisy! He can't concentrate! If something goes wrong, you will bear the consequences!"
"I will bear the consequences even if we don't argue! Are you going to bear the responsibility for me?!" Lou Ashu struggled to break free from Yu Lan's grasp and ran around aimlessly. In desperation, he stepped on Su Duancheng's little toe.
"Ah!" Su Duancheng screamed in pain and shrank his feet.
"I'm sorry..." Lou Ashu turned around and apologized politely to Su Duancheng while running away. Su Duancheng happened to be looking at the person who stepped on him with tears in his eyes.
With just such a look, the two people stopped noisy in an instant. Lou Ashu seemed to have forgotten even about escaping. In an instant, he changed from extreme movement to extreme silence.
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About thirty seconds later, Su Duancheng did something that everyone present found incredible. He unbuckled his trousers, lowered his head and looked into his crotch.
"What are you doing?!" Yu Lan scolded in disgust.
"I heard that people who have Pearl Island Disease will shrink their things. I have never seen it..." Su Duancheng looked at his crotch with interest and replied. However, what he said was
It was Lou Ashu's voice. "Hey~~, it's so mini and exquisite~~~~Hohohoho."
"Hey! What are you looking at?!" This time it was Su Duancheng's voice, but I didn't know where it came from.
That day, I put my ear to Su Duancheng and listened carefully from front to back: "Can you say a few more words, and let me listen to you?"
Lou Ashu's voice replied cheerfully: "What did you say? What do you want to hear?"
At the same time, Su Duancheng's voice cursed angrily: "Hurry up and help poke this guy's eyes out! Cut off his tongue too!"
"A ghost is possessed————!!!" Qian Haoleng only now knew how to exclaim loudly. However, it seems that the statute of limitations has expired, and his call failed to arouse the response of others.
"I heard it!" He quickly moved away from Su Duancheng that day and said with a frown, "His voice came from inside his butt. I suspect the source of the sound should be inside that eye."
"So it's such a 'substitute' method!" Xue Qiqi pretended not to hear what was said that day, and expressed her surprise in a sudden realization, "It was Su Duancheng who used himself to 'replace' someone else's body? No wonder he just said
I've been looking at that chair for a long time and still can't change it!"
"The computer says that he is of the spiritual system, which means that he used his own spirit to capture Lou Ashu's spirit into his own body, thus completing this 'substitution technique'." Wang Sen nodded in agreement.
Summarize.
They are realizing the wonders of the world, while Su Duancheng's butt is still shouting: "Hey! You should take care of this guy! Don't let him look at and touch me randomly!"
"It only takes five minutes, just hold on." He replied to Su Duancheng that day without looking back. Anyway, even if he turned around and faced Su Duancheng, the person he actually saw should be Lou Ashu.
The rest of the people continued to discuss this strange "substitution technique". Qian Hao asked: "Huh? Lou Ashu's spirit has taken over Su Duancheng's body. What is the state of Lou Ashu's own body now?"
Woolen cloth?"
"Hmph! It should be in a vacuum state. To put it bluntly, he is nothing more than a walking dead." Yu Lan glanced at Lou Ashu's body and corrected, "No, he can't even 'walk', so he is a 'living dead'.
'Vegetative'."
Xue Qiqi turned sideways, looking away from "Su Duancheng" and pinched "Lou Ashu" hard: "Hey, Lou Ashu, how do you feel now?"
"It's good, I feel very comfortable." Lou Ashu was completely unaware of Xue Qiqi's little moves, and proudly stroked "his" chest muscles, "I am basically satisfied with this new body, but that guy is too petty.
point."
"Hehehe." Wen Huiyi chuckled, stepped forward and pulled out Su Duancheng's belt that Lou Ashu had loosened before, turned behind him and squatted down, and whispered to Su Duancheng's butt, "You
Don’t worry, I will go and avenge you now!”
Then, Wen Huiyi strutted up to Lou Ashu, waved her belt and whipped her hard. While whipping, she asked: "How is it? Does it hurt? Hmm!? Does it hurt?"
"Hey?! Don't hit, don't hit! That's my body!" Although he couldn't feel the pain, Lou Ashu still tried to block the belt with the body of Su Duancheng currently occupied.
Wen Huiyi smiled charmingly at Su Duancheng and said coquettishly: "It doesn't hurt, why don't you scream twice? You know, I also fought very hard, can you be a little more professional?"
"Yes, yes, aunt, please be gentle! Ouch, ouch..." Lou Ashu followed the rhythm of the belt and moaned feebly with sound effects.
Suddenly, Wen Huiyi swung the whip from bottom to top. Lou Ashu forgot about the fake moan and hurriedly reached out to block it: "No, no, no! You can't hit him like this! That guy has never been beaten before!"
"Ouch!" After being blocked by him, the belt hit the back of Su Duancheng's hand, and Su Duancheng and Lou Ashu screamed together.
"Huh?" Wen Huiyi stopped whipping strangely, "Why do you both feel pain?"
"Nonsense!" Su Duancheng and Lou Ashu said in unison, "Of course it will hurt if you hit me!"
"What's on you?! That's on me!" Su Duancheng's voice said angrily, "Your body is over there!"
Lou Ashu patted "his" chest again and again: "Now, at this moment, within five minutes, this is my body!"
Wen Huiyi next to her was still asking curiously: "Su Duancheng, Su Duancheng, didn't you shrink into your butt? I didn't spank you, so why did it hurt you?"
"If you have any questions, you can ask them later. Now hurry up and hit this. It won't hurt or resist." Qian Hao pointed at Lou Ashu's body and reminded Wen Huiyi in a low voice, "From a medical point of view
Generally speaking, the pain is continuous. After five minutes..."
"Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!" Before Qian Hao finished speaking, Wen Huiyi had already launched a new round of whipping on Lou Ashu's body.
After about five minutes of touching, Lou Ashu fully enjoyed the belated pain. He couldn't even make a complete moan and passed out. Although he was unconscious, the body lying on the ground still followed the order of being whipped.
, twitching up, down, left and right non-stop.
Chapter completed!