Chen Yijie and Jiang Meiyu Chen Yijie and Jiang Meiyu shocked the world
"Yes, it's still a sow, and it still has a knife on its butt!" The farmer was so anxious and angry that three sows died in succession.
"Damn it, what kind of bastard is he? If he is caught, he will be beaten to death!" The peasant woman also started to say dirty words anxiously.
They invited people to come and look at the n-cow stall, and then ran home together.
"What a damn pervert. What crime do you think such a person should be charged with if he is arrested?" Two peasant women next to him began to discuss.
"I think if we catch this man, we will castrate him instead of giving him a prison sentence. How can you say he is so perverted that he raped a sow!"
Their discussion made Meiyu and Chen Yijie open their eyes in disbelief! What, someone raped a sow? How could Chen Yijie and Jiang Meiyu shock the world?
Seeing their disbelief, one of the peasant women continued to tell them in a gossipy tone: "It's really true. We are not just talking nonsense. One of Ahua's sows died before because she was stabbed in the buttocks."
The dagger was attached. No one understood what was going on. Ahua and his wife were very good people and had never offended anyone. Because they didn't catch anyone, they had to suffer the consequences of being dumb.
But not many days later, their sow died like this again. However, this time there was some evidence left behind, do you know what it is?"
Meiyu and Yijie both shook their heads, joking, how could they know without telling you!
The peasant woman was a little embarrassed, but she couldn't help but give a shocking answer: "I found a condom in the pig's butt!"
"Ah..." Chen Yijie's jaw almost dropped and his mouth grew wide.
Meiyu blushed in embarrassment, how is this possible?
"I knew you wouldn't believe it, but this is the fact! Ah Hua then reported it to the police. The police came to get the evidence. After testing, it was confirmed that it was a man's vagina. After the police's analysis, that Chen Yijie and Jiang Meiyu Chen Yijie
With Jiang Meiyu, a pervert who was horrified by the secular world, inserted a dagger into the pig's butt to make things easier. The pig was stabbed to death by the knife like this. Do you think this pervert should be sentenced to death?"
Meiyu and Yijie looked at them awkwardly, and then hurriedly said, "Let's go, it's fun here, come back to play again later!"
This, this is really shocking to the world.
On the way back, the two adults didn't speak, but they couldn't help but chuckle.
Sitting in Meiyu's arms, they stopped making noises. I didn't understand what they were laughing at. "Auntie, what is a condom~" The kid really couldn't stop talking.
Meiyu lost his smile and looked at Nao Nao with a troubled expression. "This is just a balloon!"
Chen Yijie couldn't help but roll his eyes. What an idiot woman said was really accurate. With this explanation, this little guy will have to call the balloon a condom from now on.
Sure enough, Naonao fans said excitedly: "Then auntie will go back and buy me a big 'condom' from Meiyagyang."
As soon as the words came out, Chen Yijie and the driver in front burst into laughter at the same time.
Xiao Naonao blinked Gu's big eyes and smiled happily.
Only Meiyu's face was flushed, and countless black lines slid down the top of his head.
It made Meiyu feel relaxed, and soon the little devil fell asleep after playing tired. Meiyu, who had been holding her, lowered his head and stared at her little face.
It’s really strange, why does she like this child for no reason? Brother Liu’s child is also very beautiful and cute. But when she hugged her, she didn’t feel much at all. Xiaoye Tianlang is also beautiful and cute, but
When she saw it, she didn't feel much.
But when she held this little devil, she felt so kind. Even though she did all the bad things, she didn't dislike her at all, but she liked her more and more.
The long and thick eyelashes looked like fake ones. But she knew that they were real. Her pink and puffy little face was as bulging as a big apple, and she really wanted to bite it.
But a little devil is a little devil after all. If you think that you will turn into a little angel when you fall asleep, you are totally wrong.
Noisy was sleeping, and a small hand instinctively touched Meiyu's chest, pinching it from time to time. This made Meiyu so embarrassed that he looked straight at the people around him.
Chen Yijie glanced at it and thought it was funny. "Oh, just leave her alone!"
"You..." Meiyu was angry in a low voice, but couldn't say too much to avoid attracting the driver's attention.
While she was worrying about this, Meiyu suddenly felt something hot and sticky on her stomach.
She hugged the little devil away a little, and saw that her clothes had left a large pool of water stains. She really wanted to scream, but the little devil drooled all over her!
"It doesn't matter. I'll wipe it for you. It'll be dry in a moment!" Chen Yijie took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, then wiped the little devil's mouth and wiped Mei Yu's clothes.
Really, it's not her child, so why was she holding her all the way? "Here, she is your niece, you come and hold her!"
Chen Yijie frowned slightly. On this hot day, he likes to sweat very much, so he doesn't want to hold the child! "I won't hold her, otherwise you will throw her out of the car. Anyway, I don't feel sorry for her at all! She is my sister's little girl."
Damn it, without this little thing, my sister would have found a better man!" Anyway, it's not their Chen family's child, so whoever wants to hug him will hug him.
"Chen Yijie, how could you say such a thing? Nao Nao is so cute. She likes you as an uncle so much, and you actually called her a little bastard!" Mei Yu was very angry and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear.
The voice scolded him.
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Chapter completed!