Chapter 34
It was an unexpected surprise for Juan to learn that half of Jack's genes were not human.
Juan thought that after Soma left and he took office, there would be no need to rack up his brains to punish Jack.
According to the latest human standard passed by Congress, anything with no more than 50% human genes is considered non-human.
On the other hand, non-human beings are sins. If they are killed, they will be killed. No one will care.
Of course, the premise is that it can be killed.
Therefore, the establishment of the Planetary Self-Defense Force has become the most urgent matter.
Juan found that he could not find any other way to improve his strength except buying gunpowder weapons in the All-Union Rifle Association's store.
So Juan came to the store.
Moon Elf Lisa received him with great enthusiasm.
"Do you want to form an army?"
"Yes, are there enough weapons here?"
"That's enough. There are many more in the warehouse down there, and there are plenty of bullets."
"Make me a list based on minimum standards."
"Okay, Your Excellency."
Lisa smiled and made a list neatly.
Juan frowned as he looked at the final total price: 800,000 alliance coins.
He looked at the list carefully and found that a single firearm did not cost much, but when the quantity was large, it would cost a lot of money.
"But why do bullets cost so much? The total price exceeds that of guns!"
"To ensure the combat effectiveness of the army, it is necessary to train regularly, and a bullet configuration of this scale is a must."
Juan pouted and nodded, he understood the logic: "But are you sure you're right?"
"No, Sir Juan, I've calculated it carefully and I'm sure it won't be wrong."
Lisa calculated it again while begging pitifully for mercy.
"It's still the same amount, Your Excellency Huan, your calculation is correct. Otherwise, I'll give you my commission, which can reduce it by one hundred thousandth."
Juan glanced at Lisa, and her pitiful appearance didn't look fake.
He sighed: "It's not worth your money."
Then Juan thought that he also had a 10% rebate, but after deducting it, he still had 720,000 alliance coins.
It’s not enough to withdraw all the money on the platform!
"Lisa, please help me see where I can cut it."
Lisa took out a "Force Allocation Table of Different Military Forces".
"Sir Juan, I have assigned you according to the standards of a third-rate security force. Anything less will be the standard of a street gang."
Juan looked at it carefully and gritted his teeth: "Just give it to me according to the standards of street gangs."
"Okay, Your Excellency."
Lisa neatly made another list, this time the total price was reduced to 500,000 alliance coins.
Juan thought about it, a 10% discount would cost 450,000, but the platform could only take out 400,000.
"It's really a headache. I'm already worth this much, and I still have to worry about 50,000 alliance coins."
"If you can't make enough money at the moment, I know some friends who are involved in lending..."
"Lisa, you have never been out of this planet, right? Where can you find such a friend?"
Lisa smiled bitterly: "I don't have any human friends, these are all clichés taught during training.
"However, it is said that these loan sharks are actually working with the National Rifle Association. Do you want to contact them?"
"Okay, let's get in touch and see."
Communication is connected within seconds.
A customer service guy on the opposite side who seemed to be extremely sincere promoted in a persuasive tone:
“We adhere to the principle of customer first and provide customers with the highest quality service.
“Zero interest, zero commission, instant payment, no limit on amount.
"All you have to do is provide us with a clear facial video as collateral, showing the intimate behavior between you and a partner..."
Juan cut off communication.
He solemnly warned Lisa, who seemed a little excited to try:
“This is a naked loan! It’s illegal! Don’t touch it!
"No matter what they say, once the video is released, it will be too late to regret it!"
Lisa patted her persimmon-like breasts with her small hands as if she was afraid.
Juan was attracted by her actions to take another look.
"It seems bigger than last time. Did you go for breast augmentation?"
"Um."
"What do you think, why do you want to be long?"
"Because you humans like it."
"That's not absolute. For example, I don't really like unnatural things."
"I, I didn't add any implants. Really, it's all my own fat, natural."
Juan shook his head and left the store, filled with anxiety about not having enough money.
But Lisa seemed to have misunderstood the reason for Juan's shaking of his head. There were tears flashing in her eyes.
Juan was walking aimlessly in the hall. Suddenly, he saw a group of two-headed demon servants dancing happily in the corner.
Although these creatures have two heads, their intelligence generally seems to be low.
But fools are blessed. It seems that as long as they have a little fun, they can be happy all day long.
Moreover, their bodies are very strong, their sense of rhythm is very strong, and their dancing is very dynamic.
Juan watched them jumping happily, and the depression in his heart dissipated a lot.
On a whim, he walked up and said hello: "Hello."
Juan's sudden addition caused the group of two-headed demon servants to panic.
The left head of the two-headed magic armor asked the right head: "What should I call him?"
The left head of the two-headed demon B intervened and replied: "It's time to call the master!"
But B's right head said: "You should be called the head of state!"
Then A’s right head summed up: “If you don’t understand, just call the leader!”
After arguing for a while, the two-headed demons reached a consensus.
They all said in unison: "Good leader!"
Juan smiled and said, "Thank you for your hard work."
Now the two-headed demons became more chaotic. With their limited vocabulary skills, no one could convince other demons, and some even started fighting with their own two heads.
Finally, someone with a little more wit came out and said on behalf of everyone, regardless of the other demons' disapproval, "Serve the Alliance Coin."
But immediately a strong two-headed demon pulled it back: "We don't want alliance coins." "We want meat."
Another flattering two-headed devil came out and said: "Serve the master!" "Serve the master!"
Then its two heads quarreled over whether to call it "master" or "adult".
In the end, his left fist knocked out his right head, and his right fist knocked out his left head, causing him to collapse to the ground.
Juan walked away embarrassed.
After walking away, he turned back and saw the two-headed demons laughing at each other and imitating the ugliness of other two-headed demons in front of important people.
Laughing and making noise, they danced happily again.
Juan walked up to the second floor and came to the bar.
He saw his good friend Bernard, who was sitting alone at the bar, drinking white rum.
Bernard also saw Juan, and he greeted: "Hi, Juan, let's have a drink together, I'll treat you."
"Thanks, Bernard, and a shot of Tequila Sunrise."
So the halfling bartender poured a small amount of tequila-based liquor into a large-mouthed glass, added a large amount of orange juice, and served it with brown sugar water.
He put the prepared cocktail, which was red in the bottom and orange in the top, on the bar and pushed it to Juan.
"We're leaving."
Bernard's words surprised Juan, who was holding the wine glass.
Chapter completed!