Chapter 76
Juan, who returned to the development station building, quickly found Lisa and wanted to take advantage of the opportunity when Mo Si was settling down the tree elves in the elf town and had not returned to complete the filming of the mopping video.
But an email from Agent J of the Alliance Bureau of Investigation made his idea come to nothing.
Amid a series of condemnations from netizens like "Double banging again...", Huan left the rooftop.
Juan returned to the office, dismissed the servant, and opened the video link.
Agent J was not here, so he made an appointment with someone again but was late.
Juan saw that there was an extremely gaudy background wall behind the sofa chair.
Except for the inconspicuous Human Alliance emblem in the upper right corner, the rest is filled with various graffiti.
These graffiti look a bit interesting, such as:
A human body that is half skeleton and half beauty;
Weapons with flowers;
the mushroom cloud rising over the baby;
bombers dropping bread;
academics manipulated by puppet strings;
…
In addition to these weird patterns, there are also slogans:
War is peace;
Freedom is slavery;
Ignorance is power.
Long live the Omniscient and Almighty!
…
If these slogans still have some meaning, then other phrases and words that seem to be randomly inserted into the graffiti are completely confusing.
What about "Yossarian Alive", "Doublethink", "Alpha", "Beta", "Sigma", "Delta" and the like.
Juan had no idea what they meant.
He feels that the background wall can be summed up in one word, that is "chaotic".
However, at least it is better than the symbol of the Ku Klux Klan, a notorious racial discrimination organization in history.
"Sorry, sorry, I'm late."
Agent J, wearing a black suit, apologized without sincerity and walked into the video.
He lay down on the sofa and put his feet up on the coffee table very naturally.
Juan asked with some dissatisfaction: "Why are you so anxious to find me?"
"you guess?"
"Fuck, brother, can you be more serious?"
"Guess, I just want to see if you have Sherlock Holmes on you today?"
"Can't we talk about business first?"
"It's no hurry."
"Well, I guess you want to ask me to borrow money."
Agent J's half-stretched waist suddenly froze: "No, brother, you really guessed it! It's amazing! How did you guess it?"
"Besides borrowing money, is there anything else that would make you anxious to see me?"
"Hey, brother, don't talk about me in such a bad way."
"Why, do you have other urgent matters? For example, you are anxious to return the 10,000 yuan you borrowed from me last time?"
"Uh, um," Agent J showed a hint of embarrassment on his face, "Next time, next time I pay you my salary, I will pay you back first."
Juan doesn't want to embarrass the other party too much. In his opinion, wasting a little money is nothing, but having multiple friends and multiple paths is more important.
So Juan said magnanimously: "I was just joking with you. You don't have to rush to pay me back the money. I'll wait until it's convenient for you."
"Haha, brother, I know you are loyal enough. Well, can you be more loyal?"
"Why, your uncle has another son who is one year old?"
"No, no, even a pig can't live like this. It's me..."
"Is it your first birthday?"
"Haha, brother, you are so funny. I met a girl recently."
"Is the girl one year old?"
"Roughly the same."
"Fuck, I really didn't see it, you're such a beast!"
"No, what are you thinking about? It's my girl's birthday. She told me before that she wanted a bracelet."
"dog leash?"
"The bracelet is a bracelet, a bracelet with sparkling gold and diamonds."
"It's not cheap."
"Yeah, it's not cheap."
"Tell me, how much do you want to borrow?"
"Look, is 20,000 convenient? Otherwise, 18,000 is fine."
Juan complained secretly: This guy's appetite is getting bigger and bigger.
But he still agreed with a fake smile.
Juan cashed out the money from the platform, withdrew 18,000 alliance coins and transferred it to Agent J.
The other party looked surprised: "It's really 18,000. I thought you would give a little more like last time."
Anger surged in Juan's heart: Last time, I wanted to ask you to help me get some energy weapons so I could give you more money. But it hasn't been done yet. How dare you say that?
Juan continued to have a fake smile on his face and reminded: "Brother, has the energy gun matter been settled?"
"That won't work. Didn't I tell you? The freight is too high and the higher-ups can't approve it.
"So I filed a report in your name, took out a hundred energy guns, and sold them to street gangs."
"No! You, you sold my gun to the gang?!"
"Yeah, you can't get it anyway, so why not change it for some money."
"What about the money?"
"I spent."
Juan couldn't hold on to his fake smile and his face became ugly.
Agent J seemed to see Juan's dissatisfaction, and he said: "Hey, brother, I know I can't spend your money in vain. Didn't this give you the contact information of the employer of the Washington Star Navy, which I finally found out?
If you get it, you should be able to earn it back."
Juan thought the same thing. Although Ya Ling had not reported to him how much money the navy had made, it was a way to make money. As long as it continued, money would continue to come in.
Thinking this way, Juan felt calm.
He withdrew another 7,000 alliance coins from his account and transferred it to Agent J.
"That's a lot, count it as a congratulatory gift I gave you in advance. I wish you and your sister that all your dreams will come true and that they will be together forever."
"Aha, brother, I knew you were my real brother, but I didn't plan to marry that girl, just for fun, to get married or something, it's too scary."
You are a scumbag! Give me my money back!
Juan did not say this, and Agent J did not return the overcharged money.
However, Agent J finally got down to business:
"Brother, I got news that President Black Lantern plans to set up a rumor review office, which will be affiliated with the National Security Agency (NSA). From now on, all rumors involving the government must be reviewed before being published."
“What is the National Security Agency?”
"Hey, I haven't noticed this. Let me check, nsa... huh? No such agency, there is no such agency?"
"There is no such game?"
"Yes, no, no information at all."
"But you said that the Rumor Review Office is affiliated with this bureau. If there is no such department, wouldn't the Rumor Review Office be vacant?"
"It's possible, maybe this is a smokescreen to black-light the president. In fact, this office is directly responsible to the president."
"Okay, forget about it, another question, after reviewing the rumor, is it still a rumor?"
"Of course it's a rumor. Only rumors can pass the review."
"Haha, don't joke with me. I think your news is just a rumor."
"It's absolutely true, because I heard this news from the black palace sweeper aunt, how could it be false?"
"What the sweeper said? That's really believable."
Chapter completed!