There are twelve dormitories on Zhou Zhi's floor. Most of them are Chinese language and literature majors, but there are also others.

Everyone talks about it with envy and hatred for the two dormitories in one class, which are on a first-come, first-served basis near the water.

At the same time, I also resented the school for putting three department students in one class, which was simply cruel and inhumane.

Especially today, the people in Room 401 acted as flower protectors. This matter has now spread throughout the dormitory, so when Zhou Zhi and Zhao Xing entered the bathroom, everyone looked at them with suspicion.

When everyone inquired about it, they found out that these two idiots did not participate in today's "big event". They couldn't help but beat their chests and scolded them as fools.

As he was talking, someone started to attack him personally. In one dormitory, there was a tall and handsome boss named Zhang. Pingzi was handsome and unrestrained, with balls like Fei Xiang. Runtu was related to Takakura Ken. He had a thoughtful appearance and temperament, but he was taller than his roommates.

Injury, Zhao Xing is even worse. Not to mention he is shorter than Zhou Zhi, and his nickname is monkey. Even if he goes, there is no chance of success.

This made Zhao Xing angry, who had just hoped to find a girlfriend to eat sweets and wine, and launched a physical attack with a basin of cold water. Of course, the other party had to fight back, and the two sides immediately started a difficult water battle.

After the newly arrived gangsters suffered unparalleled disasters, the scale of the war tended to expand.

Until the shouting attracted the dormitory aunt, the dormitory aunt roared fiercely: "Whoever dares to throw water and waste again, I will come in and arrest them! I don't care whether you are naked or not!" The war was immediately put to rest.

When we came out of the bathroom, everyone started laughing and hugging each other again.

In particular, I heard that Zhou Zhi can make a small power amplifier, and many dormitories are asking about it.

After being reminded, I returned to the dormitory and turned on the amplifier to play. Michael Jackson's classic "Blackorhite" suddenly sounded in the dormitory building.

Then Zhou Zhi took a spoon and banged it on Xu Gang's washbasin: "Everyone who can dance comes out and does the moonwalk——"

His voice really attracted a lot of people. As for why Xu Gang's basin was used, it was because this baby's basin was made of stainless steel, while Zhou Zhi's basins were all made of plastic or enamel, and either they would not ring or would be knocked.

Knock off the enamel shell.

There is so much joy for the second-year middle school students. Zhao Hua from the Department of Philosophy was able to imitate Michael Jackson's very classic movement of standing with a large tilt, but in the end he leaned his shoulders against the wall of the corridor, and then bounced his shoulders again.

When he came back, although it was a trick, it was still lifelike, and it attracted cheers and whistles from a group of people.

"Elbow elbow, come here!" Li Cunbao, who was in the opposite dormitory, dragged Zhou Zhi to their dormitory 402: "I heard that you also like writing? Come and make some strokes."

"Your equipment is so professional!" Zhou Zhi saw that the desk in the middle was covered with thick felt: "Pure wool, I wouldn't even dare to be so extravagant!"

But the paper and pen were just average. Liu Cunbao probably bought them from the canteen. Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "Hey, you guys went to Wuhou Temple today?"

The table is covered with rice paper, and on the other side is a copybook, which is a rubbing of Yue Fei's famous calligraphy stone "Chu Shi Biao" in Wuhou Temple.

"Well, I went to Wuhou Temple and thatched cottage." Wei Zhijiang said beside him, shaking a folding fan in his hand: "I also bought this."

"What should I write?" Zhou Zhi thought for a moment: "Let's write a poem."

"Write poetry?"

Zhou Zhi stopped talking and started writing.

Liu Cunbao followed the words written by Zhou Zhi and read:

"Guanlou Qu stops and the moon is like frost,

Gong Jin was extremely crazy back then.

Sell ​​out the talent and collect the jasper,

There is still Luoyang makeup in front of me."

"This is about Xiao Qiao, right?" They are all majoring in Chinese, and Wei Zhijiang is also pretty good at it: "If you want to win Mr. Zhou's attention, you always forget to play the string. This is a reverse use of this allusion, right?"

"Yes." Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "It's not a good poem, I just wrote it for fun."

"It's also a bit ironic." Liu Cunbao nodded: "It's ironic that Zhou Gongjin worked for the local warlord for the sake of women, but he forgot that he was supposed to help the Han Dynasty."

"yes

What do you mean, whose poem is this elbow?" Wei Zhijiang asked.

"I just made it up." Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "Don't worry about the content, just read the words."

"You've gone too far." Wei Zhijiang laughed and said, "Cun Bao asked you to come over and write, just to show off. You're clearly just a slap in the face!"

"Hahaha..." Liu Cunbao didn't care at all: "You can't hit him. This guy is a professional and the slap is too high. Even if I put my face close to him, if he dares to hit him, he will be embarrassed."

"What do you mean?" Wei Zhijiang felt a little confused.

"I heard a joke." Zhou Zhi laughed and said, "Two ordinary people were arguing over whether to use matches or incense to ignite a rocket. A real rocket expert passed by. If they talk to each other, the expert loses."

"Hahahahaha..." Wei Zhijiang burst out laughing. After laughing, he glared: "To save some face! He came to our dormitory pretending to be an expert!"

"Okay, let me go. The boss called me from the other side." Zhou Zhi hurriedly opened the door.

When he returned to 401, everyone looked happy. Zhang Qianyi said, "When are you going to pick up the goods? We have already registered more than 60 units here."

"so much?"

"Is that much? We only walked one building." Li Dongping said with a smile: "If the samples hadn't been gone, we would have definitely registered more."

"What do you mean? Aren't there ten samples?"

"Already sold."

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"Hi!" Xu Gang said: "Some seniors just listened to it and refused to return it to us. They gave us the money directly and locked up the machine. Runtu gave the money to Jiuzi and Monkey."

Huang Ruishan took out two hundred and forty yuan: "There is also a commission of ten yuan. The boss bought melon seeds and peanuts from the dormitory aunt."

"Boss, you should take your time and spend your time." Zhou Zhi said with a smile while collecting the money: "My brothers have settled the accounts, so these ten machines will have no performance, and I have to sell a hundred more to get yours."

Zhang Qianyi took a picture of the registration book: "There are more than sixty here. Is it difficult to have a hundred units? Now I'm afraid that you can't keep up with the supply!"

"One hundred units will definitely be no problem." Xu Gang took out the peanuts and melon seeds and put them on the table for everyone to eat: "But should we invite some girls in?"

"I want to go together," Zhao Xing said, "I was just encouraging Zhou Zhi to betray his lust and let him win over Li Yijia."

"Go away!" Zhou Zhi said, "If you want to go, just say you want to go. Don't use me as a shield..."

At this moment, I heard a roar from the other side: "Who the hell wrote this crappy poem?! Liu Cunbao, why did you post it on the door?! Pull it out!"

"What's wrong?" I heard Liu Cunbao ask: "It's written by the elbow, is it good?"

"What an idiot!" said the voice outside, "please read the first word of each sentence together!"

"Guan... Gong... sells... noodles?" Wei Zhijiang's voice rang out: "What do you mean, boss?"

"Guan Gong sells noodles," the person who saw through Zhou Zhi's writing mechanism was Wu Guiye, the head of 402, who had just come back from outside: "This is talking about us..."

"Although people are strong, goods are weak!" Zhou Zhi suddenly yelled: "Close the bottle quickly!"

"Hahahaha..." All the 401 people who were suddenly quiet and eavesdropping suddenly burst into arrogant laughter.
Chapter completed!