Room 302, Building 5, Boys' Dormitory, East District, Finance Institute.

There was no class on Tuesday afternoon, and Zeng Kaiping was surfing the Internet in front of Su Zelin's computer.

The gangster usually only surfs for about an hour every day, more in the evening. At other times, everyone uses the computer casually, so people in the dormitory are not polite to him.

The energetic guy mainly talks about Q.

I don’t know why, but this thing has an unparalleled appeal to Zeng Kaiping, and the future Liede tycoon is not an ordinary addict.

Originally, Su Zelin thought that Zeng Kaiping in his previous life turned to the Internet because he couldn't pick up girls in real life, but now it seems that he was wrong.

Because this guy is following you all day long, you have too many opportunities to get to know girls.

In addition to the girls in the class, there are also girls from the accounting department who take public classes together. Su Zelin has taken 302 people and many girls to dinner. After all, he is not a solitary eater.

However, after having come into contact with so many girls, and it has been so long since school started, Zeng Kaiping has not been able to seduce any of them, or even not flirted with them at all, which is a big problem.

Su Zelin analyzed it and found two reasons.

First of all, the energetic guy can't let go in reality. He usually talks a lot in the dormitory and is quite boring. However, when he sees a girl, he shrinks and doesn't know how to speak.

The second point, and perhaps the more important point.

Flirting with girls on QQ gives you a special pleasure.

Since the female netizen’s age, appearance or identity are all unclear, it is very mysterious. Zeng Kaiping’s mentality is the same as that of fishing enthusiasts.

The unknown under the water, until the fish is thrown out of the water, it is not known whether it is a carp or a tilapia, a raised mouth or a white stripe, a large stripe or a small tail. This kind of pleasure, like fighting monsters and exploding equipment, stimulates fishermen and makes them endlessly happy.

Do you really think fishermen just like to eat fish?

No! They just enjoy the process.

Catching a big fish, especially, is like playing a game and maxing out the magical equipment. It’s so exciting that you have to hang it on the back of a motorcycle and slowly drive around the city several times.

The looks of envy or surprise, the sense of accomplishment is overwhelming.

Su Zelin finally understood one thing, why Zeng Kaiping had no choice but to flirt with girls when there were so many opportunities for him. Instead, he chose to look for online dating on QQ instead of the near and far. The future Liede tycoon will enjoy this kind of angler's fun and become addicted to it.

I can’t extricate myself from it!

In this way, we can understand why Zeng Kaiping had dozens of female netizens during his four years of college in his previous life, including Tank.

As long as others come, he will never escape and press the f key resolutely again and again.

To put it bluntly, this situation is like that of an angler.

It doesn’t matter whether the fish you catch is big or small, as long as you have it, you have to take at least one home.

The air force cannot be an air force, and it is impossible for the air force to be an air force in this life!

Originally, Su Zelin didn't want to lead a young man with a bad spirit in this life, so he didn't teach him the art of flirting. However, Zeng Kaiping still went further and further on this road of no return.

Maybe, this is life.

Seeing Zeng Kaiping chatting hard with a bunch of girls, but only a few responded to him. Even if there were one or two, it was all "Oh", "Okay", "Haha", the bastard couldn't bear it.

Speaking of which, Aping is also pitiful. It takes more than half an hour to go to the bathroom every time, and he is reluctant to throw away the banana peels he eats...

If this continues, he will probably still be single until graduation.

It seems that only QQ can unlock A Ping's seal and let him get the nourishment of love.

Su Zelin couldn't stand the pitiful dog-licking attitude of the energetic young man. The bastard sat down at the computer desk and said, "Aping, let me try it!"

"Third brother, you?"

Zeng Kaiping expressed doubts.

He had seen Su Zelin chatting on QQ before, and he was so cute when he spoke, scaring the girl so much that she immediately logged off.

This makes the spirited guy feel that the gangster may be very good at picking up girls in real life, but his skills on the Internet are very poor and not as good as his own.

It was not easy for him to get to know these female netizens and become familiar with them. Although he could not go any further, at least they would pay attention to him when they were in a better mood. Zeng Kaiping was afraid that Su Zelin would scare them away, so he was still a little hesitant.

Seeing his concerns, Su Zelin smiled slightly: "It's okay, I will use my QQ to show you."

"That's okay."

When Su Zelin said this, the spirited young man no longer worried about losing his female netizen, so he nodded, gave up his seat, and sat next to him curiously.

Zeng Kaiping also wanted to see how Su Zelin, who was "anxious about technology" when it came to online dating, could win girls.

The bastard once again logged into the long-lost five-digit QQ, which has just been online.

"Didi didi..."

"Didi didi..."

"Didi didi..."

…

Countless new messages are popping up, including messages and new information. The avatars are all mm.

"Xiao Shuai Shuai, I haven't seen you online for a long time. What's going on?"

"Hello, I finally see you. Have you been busy lately?"

"My dear, you finally showed up, I have been waiting for you!"

"Baby, you haven't been online during this time. Have you encountered any difficulties in real life? Why don't you talk to your sister? Maybe she can help you. She has nothing else but more money!"

"..."

Zeng Kaiping looked at the pile of new messages, and soon there were dozens of them, his eyes widened.

Damn it, what the hell is this?

Isn't the third brother's online flirting skills pretty bad? But as soon as he went online, all these girls started sending him messages like crazy, and some rich women even wanted to support him?

Su Zelin replied one by one.

"Oh, don't talk about it. I accidentally contracted syphilis and was hospitalized for a long time."

"I was hit by a car a few days ago, and I only have one leg left."

"I was struck by lightning three months ago. I managed to save my life, but I suffered fourth-degree burns all over my body and there was not a single piece of good skin."

"..."

After a while, those girls stopped replying.

Zeng Kaiping was stunned for a moment.

What kind of cool operation is this? Isn’t it to persuade the girl to quit?

"Third brother, why do you want to answer them like this?"

The energetic guy asked in confusion.

Su Zelin lit a Liqun and puffed out a smoke ring leisurely: "There are too many girls, it's troublesome to deal with them. Besides, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come."

Zeng Kaiping: "..."

As expected of my third brother, he is domineering and arrogant.

After getting rid of the bunch of old female netizens, Su Zelin opened the interface for randomly adding new friends and found a bunch of mm numbers that did not require verification and added them one by one.

…

A quarter of an hour later, seeing Su Zelin's fingers like the wind, chatting animatedly with several girls at the same time, one of whom even complained to the gangster He Pan about the disharmony in his and her boyfriend's sex life, the spirited young man fell to his knees.

I'm sorry, I was blind and mistakenly thought that my third brother was not as good at flirting with girls online as I was.

How dare I, meow!

While feeling ashamed, Zeng Kaiping was also inexplicably excited. At this moment, his mood was like Columbus who discovered the New World.

Damn it, you can still play like this on QQ, I think you have improved your status today!

"Aping, have you learned?"

Su Zelin's tone was like a master who passed down his skills to his disciples.

"Learned!"

There is light in the eyes of the energetic young man.

"Well, then you try it!"

Su Zelin went offline and gave up his seat to him again.

Zeng Kaiping sat down with his back straight.

The third brother said that my online name is too dull and sounds like an uninteresting person. Girls won't like it. I have to change it first.

The spirited boy thought for a while, his eyes lit up, he opened the name change interface and quickly changed to a new online name - he has been so handsome since he was a kid!

It was obviously a copycat, but Zeng Kaiping felt that he was paying tribute to the love saint Su Zelin, and he felt at ease.

This online name is exactly the same as that of my third brother. I am very cute. When I heard it, my sister thought that I must be a young man and that I am a very interesting person.

Zeng Kaiping was very proud and praised his wit.
To be continued...