[Little Braised Egg 1v5]: "Come on, you are awesome and hit me along the network cable. My head is sticking out here. If you don't come, you will be my grandson!"

hiss……

Tian He took a deep breath, this guy dared to challenge his authority.

Is it because he has not been online for the past half month? Has Jianghu lost his legend?

"I will make you have a shadow of the Internet for the rest of your life."

"Come, come, come and take a look at everyone passing by. Look at Aston Paddy's face being swollen with hammers today."

As the saying goes, the army has not moved yet, so it is time to show off.

This is the classic start of an online scolding war, and it is necessary to create a head start.

Suddenly the forum became lively.

Netizens who were diving were all excited.

[Innocent and strong man Pineapple Sauce: Hero of the rice field family, use your soul-sucking attack! 】

[Take a big mouthful of milk tea: suck out all the juice!]

[Tangtang: It’s so disgusting and vomiting upstairs.]

…

Seeing that a bunch of enthusiastic netizens who couldn't remember their names came out to cheer him up, Tian He couldn't hold back his inner impulse.

In fact, he has never felt as high-spirited as he does today in his past life.

[The voice of the masses is strong, I cannot tolerate justice, I am going to start!]

After stretching his fingers, Tian He typed out this sentence. However, the moment the carriage dropped down, he suddenly felt like his brain was in a trance.

Um?

The guy shook his head and focused his attention on the screen again.

He opened his mouth wide because a magical scene appeared.

A vortex suddenly appeared on the optical glass screen with a thickness of only 2mm.

Tian He rubbed his eyes vigorously and opened them again. The vortex was still there, but it was slowly shrinking.

"Nima, my computer has been hacked."

Tian He murmured in his mouth, especially after seeing the black vortex on the screen even starting to glow with a subtle red color, a bloody feeling of terror suddenly hit his face.

"Whose joke is this? Come out!"

To be honest, Tian He and Lu Ze didn't make any mistakes when they broke into the East China Sea islands and reefs, but the current situation is simply terrifying.

"It's too much!"

Tian He shouted, "I've turned off my phone!"

After saying that, prepare to press the computer shutdown button.

Suddenly, he felt something being pulled out of his mind, and he vaguely saw an energy bar appearing in the upper left corner of the screen, [60/100].

What is this stuff?

Just when Tian He was wondering, the shrinking vortex in the center of the screen suddenly expanded and swallowed the entire screen.

A little light emerges in the center of the black.

It was a head, a round watermelon head. The hair seemed to have been cared for recently and looked extremely smooth and shiny.

This perspective should be from above.

"I remember this screen is not holographic. Are today's videos so realistic?"

Tian He rubbed his chin and muttered.

Suddenly, a curse word came from the three-dimensional image-like light and shadow.

"Mom! Why are you talking about the Shimada family? Everyone is a member of the forum, and they are showing off in front of my brother Dan?"

"I fear you?"

Watermelon Head's cursing voice came out.

Tian He was shocked!

Damn it, what's going on?

Wait, Shimada family, isn't this the nickname given to daddy by those gangsters?

Brother Dan...

Isn't this the little braised egg?

Tian He suddenly covered his mouth, because if he could hear the other party's voice, wouldn't it mean that the other party could also hear his voice?

But after he shut up for five seconds, he found that the other party was not aware of it.

Can't the other party hear me?

"grandson."

Tian He released his palm and shouted cautiously.

The [Small Braised Eggs 1 vs 5] with the watermelon head didn’t respond!

Tian He suddenly became happy.

Yo!

This is good.

Wait, no matter how good the video is, it’s meaningless if it can’t be interactive.

The other party didn't know that he was scolding him.

Tian He could see that Xiguatou was typing on the keyboard with his hands banging like thunder at this moment. He was obviously full of energy.

This immediately made Lieutenant Tian, ​​whose screen was covered by a strange black screen, feel unbalanced.

He really wanted to see what was being said on the forum at this moment, and he could even guess some of the content in his mind, but in the end he couldn't see it, which made Tian He useless and scratching his head anxiously.

【etc】!

Tian He suddenly raised his head and looked at the screen with glowing eyes.

He suddenly thought of a bold hypothesis, such as... this!

Lieutenant Tian nervously stretched out his right hand to touch the screen.

As long as there is the slightest mistake, he will immediately take his hand out.

The moment your fingertips come into contact with the image, your fingertips seem to have touched a soft water film and gently passed through it.

Light and shadow rippled.

Tian He opened his mouth wide and watched blankly as his palm passed through the light curtain.

In the holographic light and shadow, his palm is hanging above the other person's head.

The watermelon head, who was cursing, had no idea that a hand appeared above his head.

Tian He was a little confused. The impact on his brain was no less than that of seeing Lu Ze use his ultimate move.

The muscles all over his body were a little stiff, and he took the opportunity to twist his thigh with his left hand.

Hiss~

It hurts!

Not in a dream.

Tian He wanted to understand all this and did the most decisive thing in his life.

Most of his right arm was still hanging on the screen. When he jumped up, he slapped him hard.

"I'll beat you to death for being an unfilial son."

We met at an Internet cafe in Xinzheng City, 740 kilometers away. Lu Tiaotiao, a 24-year-old unemployed young man with the online name "Little Braised Egg 1v5", had just finished typing his fifth sentence to greet the other party's family when he felt a pop on his head.

A loud sound.

There was a buzz, and stars were pounding in my head.

The whole person was knocked to the ground while wiping the sofa.

"X Damn, who hit me!"

This was the last sentence coming from the violently shaking screen.

【Awesome!】

【Cool!】

After doing the bad thing, Tian He suddenly took his hand out, his face flushed with excitement.
To be continued...