Chapter 107 Stretching the legs and staring at the pill
Although in my heart, I am very unhappy about Fang Taihe trying to dismantle me.
But he had no choice but to give up. After all, although this old guy has a tough mouth, his heart is softer than anyone else.
It was getting very late, and I was really tired after driving all day.
As soon as he leaned on the car seat, he fell asleep and had a sweet dream.
In my dream, I dreamed of the Jiangnan water town.
Li Yan and I rowed a boat and cruised on the edge of the West Lake. We looked at each other lovingly with our eyes.
This feeling, not to mention how happy it is.
Just when I was about to put Li Yan into my arms, I heard a moan coming from around me.
"Ouch~Ouch~"
Seeing Li Yan in my arms getting weaker and weaker, I panicked and woke up from my sleep.
It turns out that the "ouch" sound just now was not a dream.
It’s actually happening around you!
I saw Da Fei curled up in the passenger seat, holding his stomach, moaning constantly, and said vaguely:
"Oh my God, it hurts me so much! It hurts me so much! Help me!"
I was shocked when I saw Da Fei like this.
Just before going to bed, everything was fine. How could this guy be in so much pain after just one nap?
I screamed secretly and hurriedly pushed Fang Taihe who was sleeping in the back row to wake up.
Fang Taihe slept deeply, and Da Fei's wailing did not affect his sleep at all.
I pushed him hard.
Unexpectedly, Fang Taihe fell directly on the back seat!
I was startled, with an ominous premonition in my heart, and rushed out.
Ignoring Da Fei, he jumped into the back seat, shook Fang Taihe, and said:
"Uncle Fang? Uncle Fang?"
But Fang Taihe still had no feedback at all.
I was very anxious, and a flash of lightning passed through my mind.
She stretched out her fingers tremblingly and touched his nose.
After touching his nose, my face turned pale and I froze in my seat!
Fangtaihe actually has no breath!!
In other words, Fang Taihe is dead!
I was shocked. I thought to myself that we were talking and laughing just now. How could I have lost my breath after sleeping?
This is not enough for old age. Fang Taihe usually looks very strong.
Unexpectedly, he quietly lost his breath at this moment.
Thinking of this, I blame myself very much. Fang Taihe must have died suddenly because he was too tired during this period.
Gao Jin, Gao Jin, how many people have died and been unlucky because of you!
First it was Master Chang, and now it’s Fang Taihe.
Before I knew it, my eyes were full of tears.
He took Fang Taihe's hand and said with great shame and regret:
"Uncle Fang, I'm sorry, it was me who hurt you!"
Just as he was talking, Fang Taihe's hand suddenly moved.
I was startled and looked carefully at Fang Taihe's hand, but it didn't move.
It seems to be an illusion.
Just as he was about to continue crying, Fang Taihe's hand moved again.
This time, I am very sure that Fang Taihe's hand really moved!
I was so frightened that I even forgot to shed tears. I thought to myself, could it be a fake corpse?
He tiptoed over to Fang Taihe to check.
Before he could get closer, Fang Taihe suddenly opened his eyes, and he happened to look at me.
My eyes met his.
I didn't expect that this guy would suddenly open his eyes. I yelled and rushed to push the car door.
I’ve finished speaking in my heart, Fang Taihe is cheating!
The terrible thing is that because I was in such a hurry, the car door couldn't be opened.
I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely, and at the same time, I kept yelling.
Suddenly, Fang Taihe behind me slapped me hard and said in a cold voice:
"Damn it, what are you doing?!"
I was stunned when I heard this, feeling a little strange. I thought to myself, this is a fake corpse, how can he still talk?
Slowly turning his head, he saw that Fang Taihe had regained his color and his cheeks were rosy.
I was very confused and said doubtfully:
"Uncle Fang, you just..."
Before I could finish speaking, Fang Taihe interrupted me and said:
"Don't worry, old man, I won't die that easily!"
After saying that, Fang Taihe noticed Da Fei, the co-pilot, groaning.
Fang Taihe glanced at Da Fei, then looked at me, asking me what was going on.
When Fang Taihe asked me, I told Fang Taihe everything in detail.
When Fang Taihe heard this, he sneered and said:
"Looking at this kid's reaction, it seems that he has been infected by a 'belly voodoo'. He must have gone to the house of the person who raised the voodoo at night.
This kid, I've told him so many times, but he just doesn't listen.
Now you are reaping the consequences, you deserve it!"
Hearing what Fang Taihe said, Da Fei complained endlessly and said painfully:
"Master Fang, I was wrong, I shouldn't have disobeyed you.
Please help me quickly.
Ouch...it hurts me so much!
Master Fang, please don’t remember the faults of villains and save me!”
Seeing that Da Fei was in such pain, I also helped him speak and said:
"Uncle Fang, Da Fei has realized his mistake, you'd better save him quickly."
Fang Taihe sighed and said why bother.
Then, he put his hand into the half sleeve, rubbed it back and forth at the creaking point.
I was a little confused by Fang Taihe's move. I didn't know what kind of medicine this old boy was selling.
Fang Taihe rubbed it for a while and then took out his hand.
There was a black pill-shaped object in the palm of my hand.
Looking at the meatballs in his hand, I couldn't help but feel sick to my stomach.
Without even thinking about it, I knew what it was.
I thought that Fang Taihe was really disgusting.
Fang Taihe got out of the car, came to the passenger seat, and stuffed the meatballs in his hand into Da Fei's mouth.
Strangely enough, after Da Fei swallowed the pill, he felt no pain after five or six minutes.
Da Fei was so surprised that he asked Fang Taihe what kind of miraculous medicine he had been given.
Fang Taihe coughed and said, "This is called the Leg-Stretching Eye Pill, and it is my exclusive formula!"
Generously slapped his mouth and said:
"This medicine works, but it tastes too bad, sour and smelly."
When Fang Taihe heard this, he said dissatisfiedly:
"Bah! My leg-stretching and eye-stretching pills are an exclusive formula, and most people can't even take them if they want to.
Not only are you ungrateful, but you are also disgusting!
If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have saved you!"
Seeing that Fang Taihe was angry, Da Fei quickly put on a smile and said:
"Uncle Fang, that's not what I meant. I just wanted to make some comments.
Good medicine tastes bitter but is good for the disease, I still understand this truth.”
I looked at these two guys from the side and couldn't help but laugh in my heart.
He thought to himself that if Da Fei knew what he had just eaten, he would probably want to die.
Seeing that Da Fei was already well, I felt relieved, returned to the car, and continued to sleep.
Just now, I was dreaming about swimming with Li Yanxiao by the West Lake, but I was interrupted by Da Fei. I don't know if I can catch up again.
Unknowingly, I fell into sleep again...
Chapter completed!