Chapter 124 The hero is sad(1/2)
Seeing that our goal was achieved, Fang Taihe and I looked at each other and smiled, pricked up our ears, ready to listen to Da Fei's method.
Da Fei coughed and then said:
"Since you are so thirsty for knowledge, I will learn from Confucius and teach others tirelessly!
You are stupid enough!
Although this monk at the door placed two big lions at the door to prevent us from entering through the door.
But we can change our thinking and jump over the wall, that’s it!”
Fang Taihe and I were both stunned when we heard this.
I patted my head and thought it was right!
You can't get in through the gate, but you can jump over the wall.
It's a waste of my high advancement. I brag about being the number one Zhuge in Changlong Town every day, but I didn't expect the critical moment.
This makes sense, I didn’t even think about it!
Seeing the joy on my face, Da Fei became very proud and said:
"Did you see that? I, Da Fei, am not a jobber!
This incident teaches us that when three of us are walking together, we must have one as our teacher!"
Seeing that this guy Da Fei started to brag again, I quickly waved my hand, interrupted him, and said:
"Comrade Da Fei, you can come up with such a good idea, and the organization expresses its condolences to you.
I decided to follow your method and enter the old monk Yang Bo’s house!
But you must use a human ladder to jump over the wall, so let me leave this glorious task of human ladder to you!"
When Da Fei heard this, his eyes widened, his chest bulged with anger, and he cursed:
"Well done, old man!
I, Da Fei, am here to accompany you. If I want to use a human ladder, I have to use you to use a human ladder.
How can you use me?!"
In fact, what Da Fei said does make sense.
But the reality is that Fang Taihe is nearly seventy years old, so it is naturally impossible for him to bear the weight of Da Fei and me.
As for me, I have a slender figure. Although I am about 1.8 meters tall, I cannot lift Da Fei's weight of nearly 200 kilograms.
What's more, I am the number one Zhuge in Changlong Town. If you want to use your brain, I can still do it.
But if it’s motivation, it’s not my strength.
However, before I could speak, Fang Taihe waved towards Da Fei and said:
"Da Fei, you should be the ladder.
Xiao Gao is such a coward, it's okay if you let him talk nonsense, but when it comes to really using him, this kid won't be able to do it!"
With that said, he took Da Fei and walked towards the stone wall.
After hearing what Fang Taihe said, I almost lost my breath.
You can insult my person, but you can't insult my personality!
What do you call me "cowardly"?!
How can I say it? He is also the number one little Zhuge in Changlong Town. He represents not only me personally, but also Changlong Town!
You don’t have to respect me, but please respect Changlong Town!
He immediately stopped Fang Taihe and Da Fei and said:
"Wait!
Why not just use it as a human ladder?!
Today I am Gao Jin and will serve as a ladder for you!"
Having said that, regardless of Da Fei and Fang Taihe's surprised eyes, he walked towards the stone wall righteously.
A few steps away from the stone wall, a pigeon called "coo" in the sky.
The three of them all followed the sound and looked to the sky.
I saw a snow-white dove flying towards the stone wall.
The three of them were extremely envious and thought it would be great if they had a pair of wings.
You can fly directly there.
Just when we were envious that the pigeon had wings, the moment the pigeon was about to fly over the stone wall.
Two roars came out from the stone lion's mouth again.
Before we could react, the two stone lions spit out two jets of lice water from their mouths and shot them directly at the pigeons!
"Crack!"
The pigeon fell down and instantly turned into black charcoal, with a burst of white smoke rising...
The three of them looked at it and were immediately dumbfounded.
Da Fei, in particular, thought he had found a way to enter the old monk Yang Bo's house.
Unexpectedly, this stone lion can move and shoot out lice water.
It seems that if you want to jump over the wall and enter the old monk Yang Bo's house, this method will definitely not work.
Da Fei was a little unconvinced and thought it was just a coincidence.
Picked up a few stones from the ground and threw them into the courtyard.
Just as the stone was about to fly across the courtyard, the stone lion sprayed out lice water again.
Knock down the stone.
When I got closer to the stone, I didn't expect that even though the stone was so hard, a small pit was corroded by the water lice.
Da Fei couldn't help but take a breath, patted his chest and said:
"Fortunately, I'm smart and tried it with a stone just now.
If there were no pigeons just now, we would have climbed the wall.
It’s probably turned into black charcoal now!”
I nodded in surprise and agreed.
Then, I turned to Fang Taihe and asked Fang Taihe:
"Uncle Fang, all roads are blocked now, what should we do next?"
When Fang Taihe heard this, he frowned and shook his head.
It seems that he is also very troubled by this lion blocking the way.
Seeing that Fang Taihe didn't speak, I also fell into deep thought, thinking about the solution.
Suddenly, an idea came into my mind, I patted my thigh and said to Da Fei and Fang Taihe:
"Uncle Fang, I have an idea!"
Listen to me and think of a way.
Fang Taihe and Da Fei both turned their eyes to me and said in unison: "Tell me, what can I do?"
Then, I explained the method.
Speaking of this method, I was inspired by Da Fei.
Just now he threw a stone into the yard, and it was knocked down by the water lice shot by the stone lion.
But I discovered that the stone lion can only shoot out a jet of water at the same time!
This means that we can use stones to throw a large number of stones at the same time.
In this way, since the stone lion can only shoot out a stream of water at the same time, it can only attack a stone randomly.
We can take advantage of the chaos and jump into the wall!
After listening to my method, Fang Taihe's frown finally relaxed, nodded, and said:
"Xiao Gao, you can try this method!"
Seeing that Fang Taihe agreed, Dafei and I immediately ran to the side and picked up the stones.
After a while, I picked up about a hundred pieces.
But to be on the safe side, we didn't try this method rashly.
Still need to do a feasibility experiment!
I picked up a dozen stones from the ground and threw them into the yard at the same time.
To be continued...