Chapter 376: Teach Wei and Wu a lesson
After we opened our eyes in the sky, I saw the black cloud that Wei Zhonglai and Wu Changpo talked about.
Yes, they didn't lie.
This black cloud is hovering in the sky above Hu Yue's house.
I saw that this cloud was very dark, several times, even tens of thousands times darker than ordinary dark clouds!
Looking at the black clouds, I turned to look at Wei Zhonglai and Wu Changpo, nodded to them, and said approvingly:
"Master Wei Zhonglai, Manager Wu Changpo, this cloud is exactly the same as what you described!
It seems like you really didn’t lie to me!”
Seeing me praising them, Wei Zhonglai and Wu Changpo looked happy and said respectfully:
"Little Zhuge, the number one in Changlong Town, it depends on what you said.
Even if we had a hundred or ten thousand courages, we would not dare to lie to you!
You are the number one Zhuge in Changlong Town and the smartest person in Changlong Town. You have the advantages of wisdom and emotional intelligence, and are the best in both quotients.
Compared with your IQ, our two IQs are simply the difference between heaven and earth.
With our pig-headed IQs, how could we and how dare we lie to you!"
Listening to what Wei Zhonglai said to Wu Changpo, I was very impressed. I nodded and said contemptuously:
"Okay, stop flattering me! I'm so old, I don't know how to be shy! Humph!"
Wei Zhonglai and Wu Changpo originally wanted to flatter me, but unexpectedly, I ignored them at all and seemed a little embarrassed.
But fortunately, these two old guys are really thick-skinned.
So I was just embarrassed for a few seconds, then walked next to me and said in unison:
"Little Zhuge, the number one in Changlong Town, didn't Miss Li Yan just say that there was a big bald man sitting on the black clouds?
Let’s not worry about anything else and check quickly to see if there is such a bald head!”
Wei Zhonglai and Wu Changpo, these words reminded me.
I glanced at them, nodded, and said:
"The opinions you two put forward are quite good!
You are right, we should see if there is that big bald head on the clouds now!"
As we spoke, we raised our heads and looked at the clouds.
But to our surprise, we stared at the clouds for five minutes.
But he didn't see the bald head Li Yan mentioned.
Not to mention his bald head, he didn't even see a speck of dust.
Everyone lowered their heads and looked at each other, not understanding what was going on.
Then we raised our heads again and looked at the clouds carefully.
But what makes us regretful is that we still haven't seen the bald grandfather Li Yan talked about.
We lowered our heads again, I said "tsk" and asked with some surprise:
"Everyone, what is going on?
Yan'er said that there was a bald grandfather above the black clouds, but we didn't see this bald grandfather!
what 's wrong?"
Before anyone could answer, I turned around, looked at Li Yan, and asked:
"Yan'er, didn't you just say that there was a bald grandfather sitting on top of these black clouds?
But we didn’t see this bald grandfather!
What's going on? Can you tell me why?"
When Li Yan heard this, she looked at me with confusion and said with some confusion:
"Oh Gao Jin, I'm confused too! Why is this? To be honest, I don't know either!
Gao Jin, please believe me, I really didn’t lie to you!
Just now, I did see a bald grandfather sitting on the black clouds.
This bald grandfather was leaning down and looking at us.
Later, when he saw me looking at him, he even looked at me!
I really didn’t lie to you..."
Seeing Li Yan's anxious look, I couldn't help but feel a little distressed.
I knew in my heart that Li Yan cared about me very much and was afraid that I would think she was lying.
Seeing Li Yan like this, I held Li Yan in my arms and said comfortingly:
"Yan'er, please don't be like this! I believe 100% in your story!
So you must not be like this. If you are like this, I will be sad because of it!
I will blame myself for this too!
So Yan’er, please promise me not to blame yourself for this!”
Sure enough, after hearing that I didn't blame her, Li Yan calmed down.
At this time, Wu Changpo on the side came up and whispered:
"Little Zhuge, the number one in Changlong Town, do you think Miss Li Yan got it wrong? After all..."
Before Wu Changpo could finish speaking, I slapped him in the face.
Wu Changpo didn't expect that I would hit him. He fell to the ground unprepared.
With a "pop" sound, Wu Changpo fell to the ground, stirring up a layer of dust on the ground.
Because the force I used was quite strong, Wu Changpo was in great pain and was lying on the ground, moaning constantly.
Seeing Wu Changpo like this, I felt a sense of revenge in my heart.
If this old guy hadn't plotted against me back then, how could I, the No. 1 Xiao Zhuge in Changlong Town, have fallen to this point?!
If I, the young Zhuge, the number one in Changlong Town, were not blessed with great fortune and fortune, I would have been killed by this guy long ago!
Wu Changpo was lying on the ground, moaning in pain. He looked at me and said with some grievance:
"Hey, the number one little Zhuge in Changlong Town...oh...you...why are you hitting me...
Wuwuwu... Do you know that what you did is really too much... Wuwuwu... it is so painful!
I feel so wronged! Little Zhuge, the number one in Changlong Town, if you don’t give me an explanation today, I...I won’t get up..."
Seeing Wu Changpo lying on the ground, acting shamelessly, I couldn't help but feel disgusted.
I just wanted to signal to the old ghost and give him some color.
At this time, Wei Zhonglai also came forward, stopped me, and said in a somewhat unkind tone:
"Gao Jin! Although you are the number one Zhuge in Changlong Town, you are also the smartest person in Changlong Town! You have the title of No. 1 in both wisdom and emotional intelligence.
But you can’t just trample on others just because you have many advantages, right?!
What did Lao Wu say wrong? You actually want to do this to him?!
You must give me an explanation today, otherwise..."
Wei Zhonglai wanted to continue talking, so I slapped him again and knocked him to the ground.
There was only a "pop" sound, and Wei Zhonglai lay down on the ground, stirring up a burst of dust.
Wei Zhonglai groaned in pain, looked at me with some surprise, and stuttered:
"Chief...why the hell did you hit me! It's so abominable! It makes me so angry!
Wow, oh, oh, oh! You damn girl, you really don’t know what’s good or bad! I, Wei Zhonglai, can be regarded as a senior in the Taoist world. I can’t say I am very powerful in Taoism and martial arts!
But it can be considered relatively powerful! But you guy, you don’t take me seriously at all!
How dare you hit me? Today I, Wei Zhong, am here to show you how powerful I am!"
With that said, Wei Zhong came up with a carp kick and stood up directly from the ground.
Seeing Wei Zhonglai like this, I sneered in my heart and thought, It's up to you?!
Although you, Wei Zhonglai, are much stronger in Taoism and martial arts than I am.
But the old ghost is a god outside the three realms. He is a contemporary of the Emperor of Heaven. You, Wei Zhong, still want to hit me?
I guess the old ghost has already subdued you before you get to me!
I saw Wei Zhong coming, squatting down on his horse, drawing circles back and forth with his hands, and just about to open his mouth to recite the incantation, but he didn't expect it to happen soon.
He stopped reciting the incantation, ran directly towards me, gave me a "pop" and knelt on the ground.
Seeing Wei Zhonglai's behavior in this scene, I couldn't help but be a little surprised.
I thought to myself, Wei Zhonglai, what is this old guy doing?
Didn’t you just want to “teach” me a lesson?
Why are you kneeling down for me now?
Seeing Wei Zhonglai like this, I asked contemptuously:
"Wei Zhonglai, what are you doing? Why do you kneel down to me?
Didn't you just want to teach me a lesson? Just come over here!"
When Wei Zhonglai heard this, he rolled his eyes and said with a bitter smile:
"Little Zhuge, the number one in Changlong Town, judging from what you said, aren't you kidding me?
How could I, how dare I teach you a lesson?!
As the representative of Changlong Town, your task is to represent not only you personally, but also the entire Changlong Town.
How could I possibly teach you a lesson? I fully understand that not to disrespect you is to insult Changlong Town.
To disrespect Changlong Town is to disrespect you, little Zhuge.
Therefore, even if you give me a thousand or ten thousand courages, I will not dare to teach you a lesson!
You! You must have misunderstood!"
When Wei Zhonglai came here, he glanced at the old ghost out of the corner of his eye.
Seeing him like this, I knew in my heart that Wei Zhong didn't dare to disrespect me or insult Changlong Town when he came here!
He is obviously afraid of old ghosts!
But when Wei Zhong came, he was already afraid of me, so I didn't want the old ghost to deal with him again.
Instead, Wei Zhong came, helped him up, and asked:
"Wei Zhonglai, let me see what you mean. Have you realized your mistake?"
Wei Zhonglai heard this, shook his head and said:
"Zhuge, the number one kid in Changlong Town, to be honest, I didn't realize my fault.
But I understand that you are the number one Zhuge in Changlong Town and the smartest person in Changlong Town!
If you said we were wrong, then we must be wrong! So, I must be wrong!"
When I heard Wei Zhonglai's words, I burst out laughing.
I thought to myself that this guy Wei Zhonglai was indeed following Wu Changpo! If Wu Changpo is the "Wu Fox", then this Wei Zhonglai is simply the "Wei Fox"!
I sighed and said to Wei Zhonglai:
"Old man, you are so damn good at talking!
Okay! Now that you are like this and have said this, what else can I say?!
Okay, then I will tell you why you are wrong!
You actually said that my Yan'er was wrong! Do you know that my Li Yan is known as the number one fairy in Changlong Town?
Chapter completed!