949 / black humor
Liu Bi didn't turn around, and said directly: "Have you read the infertility advertisements in the newspaper?
He glanced at Fang Tian's crotch and said with a smile: "If you have this need, you can come to me, watch your classmates, and give you a 20 % discount!"
"Marry you. Get out." Fang Tian laughed and cursed.
"Haha!" Liu Bi laughed: "There are a lot of guests who come to the doctor every day.
People are prosperous, business is booming? This man, can't wait for men and women all over the world to be infertile and find him to cure the disease.
What Fang Tian thinks he is like a quack doctor, and he doesn't know how many families have been persecuted?
Doctor Liu looked at Fang Tian and said with a serious face: "Classmate, maybe it is difficult to tell me directly."
"Monter, don't say I know you." Fang Tian smiled.
Drink and drink, joke with the table at the same table of the year, chat, but it's easy.
Here, only Liu Bici can be talked about.
Occasionally, a black humor, while funny, you can also feel signs.
Zhang Li came out of the bathroom, Liu Bi looked at her, her eyes faded, and said, "I know why I said, is it 100 times sad than you?"
"Exaggerate you." Fang Tian said.
"It's not exaggerated, really." Liu Bi said: "I haven't seen Zhang Li for several years. Do you know what the situation I met her?"
Fang Tian didn't speak, listened to him.
Liu Bi Ti said: "In the train compartment, I heard someone shouting,‘ Is there a doctor here, some people want to be first aid ’.
At that time, I rushed over immediately. At first glance, a pregnant woman was going to have a birth.
That pregnant woman was not someone else, but she turned out to be Zhang Li. At that time, it was just a thunderbolt!
Her husband stood beside her.
The whole process of taking birth is simply a nightmare! "
Fang Tian can imagine the scene at that time. When he met his favorite goddess in this situation, he broke his heart? More importantly, it can't be ignored!
Liu Bi gritted his teeth: "At that time, her husband was constantly urging me. Damn, when I cut the umbilical cord, I wanted to castrate his son, cut it with a scissors!"
"Well!" Fang Tian sprayed a drink.
This is an expert who treats infertility?
Liu Bi sighed for a long time and drank a glass of wine in one breath.
The dream of that year was not realized. I wanted to go to the Sanjia Hospital as a doctor.
The goddess who missed day and night finally met and gave her a child.
Fang Tian thinks that his story can be made into a micro -movie, it must be beautiful.
Somehow, I suddenly wanted to smoke. Fang Tian looked at a pack of cigarettes on the table. Then, he smoked and ignited it with a lighter.
"Don't smoke, smoking is harmful to health! Waste money, get old, die quickly!"
Liu Bici warned very seriously that he reached out and grabbed the cigarette.
In Fang Tian's surprised eyes, he put the cigarette butt into his mouth.
Fang Tian finally knew why cigarettes could not be prohibited, and those who promoted smoking were also smoking.
At the same time, the two of them drank and chatted, while joking, they were more sighed.
The other side is lively.
A group of classmates gathered together and enjoyed it.
The bragging of spring cow, showing the show.
Especially Ouwei, was surrounded by many female classmates in the middle, asked about it.
"Ouwei, what brand of this gold watch? Shouldn't it be cheap?" A girl asked at the gold watch in Ouwei's hands.
Ou Wei's touch Jiang Shicon's wrist, and smiled indifferently: "Jiang Shi Constantin, very cheap, but only 100,000."
One hundred thousand watches? The students were surprised.
Girls said: "Classmate, you are not simple.
Ouwei laughed: "Now the general manager of the Greater China of an American electronic technology company. The annual salary is seven dollars."
The annual salary of seven dollars? At least there is one million dollars!
The students' eyes are envious and jealous.
A boy who wanted to hold his thigh: "Wigo, when I was in high school, I knew you were not an average person .."
Ou Wei shaking the wine glass, and the corner of his mouth raised: "Actually it is generally, I just work for people."
"Holding a million years of salary, even working is a migrant emperor." The girl envious.
Ouwei shook his head and laughed: "I prefer to be a boss. I opened a factory outside, and now it is operating well. There are 10,000 to 20 million income every year."
Among so many classmates, the most powerful one is Ouwei, and the classmates are very careful. "High school classmates, Wigo is the most powerful."
Fang Tian was sitting aside and didn't speak, but smiled slightly.
Talking about Ouwei, everyone had to think of a person, Fang Tian.
At that time, Fang Tian and Ouwei were famous enemies in the class, competing for academic performance, competing for handsome charm.
What's more, they all like school flowers, absolute rivals.
Today, the classmate Fang was also present. Everyone looked at him and watched his dresses of his workers' uniforms. He couldn't help laughing.
I haven't seen it for a few years, and the gap is really big.
Some people like to engage in right and wrong. A boy asked him to him, "Fang Tian, do that line?"
Fang Tian looked at it and responded casually: "The development is okay, it is booming."
Ouwei's lips and sneered: "I have seen you and sells barbecue on the street. This is also called development well? Haha."
Isn't it? Selling barbecue? Many people laughed.
At that time, he was quite breeze on campus, how could he fall to this point? Look, compare the current Owa and Fang Tian, the gap is really big!
"Fang Tian, is it really? Which street is a barbecue? When I have time, I will patronize it in the past." A flat -headed boy laughed towards Fang Tian.
What do you say? Fang Tian thought about it, that night, it was because the mother's mother was sick. She was going to the hospital to check her temporarily to replace her.
On the night of selling barbecue, Ouwei saw it with his own eyes. If you do not admit it, it is estimated that more questions will be attracted.
Selling barbecue and selling barbecue, Fang Tian really didn't mind what they said. "Yeah, it is to sell barbecue."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone couldn't help laughing.
Ouwei's look at him, patting his chest: "Tonight, I wrap the field, how much do you bake for me by barbecue."
Fang Tian drank the juice and didn't speak.
Ouwei patted his shoulder, and yin and yang strangely tone: "Don't be dying, life is normal, and you are going to sell barbecue on that street. Students will support you together!"
Zhang Li said with his face: "Don't talk too much."
Chapter completed!