Chapter 125 Posting to pretend
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Chen played on the computer for a while on the second floor. This time Jiang Chen didn't dare to hang up. Jiang Chen knew that once he logged in, Sister Hua would definitely find Zhang Da's address through the IP address.
It would be bad if it brings trouble to Zhang Da again.
Jiang Chen was flipping through the web page boredly and smiled helplessly when he saw that Naruto hadn't finished yet.
I remember when I was in school, Naruto was the most popular Japanese manga. At that time, all the boys around me were following it. Regardless of whether they were good at studying or not, they would use their spare time to brag about each other and talk about the upcoming plot of Naruto.
Naruto has been completed and unfinished a few years ago. Jiang Chen's favorite Uchiha Madara was actually eliminated. When he saw this plot, Jiang Chen felt very unhappy.
Jiang Chen suddenly came up with a trick in his mind. He quickly opened Baidu Tieba, applied for an account, and posted a post.
The title of the post is "I have already understood Naruto, and the following spoilers, if the future plot is not like this, I will live broadcast eating shi". His fingers danced quickly on the keyboard, crackling, which was very pleasant. Jiang Chen wrote hundreds of words eloquently.
The general plot lists the events in which Naruto and Sasuke gain the Six Paths ability, Uchiha Madara and Obito gain the Rinnegan Eye, Obito is whitewashed, Kakashi is the Fifth Hokage, Naruto is the Sixth Hokage, and Sasuke is whitewashed.
At that time, many people loved to play Tieba, but there were still very few people who dared to post live broadcasts of eating those things on Tieba.
Jiang Chen closed the post bar, not knowing that his post would become a hot topic, or how important his prank would be in the future.
For a modern person, it is impossible to tolerate technology that is ten years backward. Jiang Chen got used to using high-configuration computers in 2018. After playing for a while, he could no longer tolerate the configuration of 2008, so he simply turned off the computer.
building.
Jiang Chen lay comfortably on the sofa, still reminiscing about this classic anime in his mind, imagining that he could roll balls with one hand someday, but the system of aliens in this world is different from that in the anime.
Just when Jiang Chen was lost in thought, a pair of big hands suddenly appeared from behind. Jiang Chen was extremely alert, and almost like a natural reaction, he quickly grabbed the right hand that came out, and with a little force, he threw the person behind him away.
go out.
The man fell to the ground and said, "Fuck you, Gao Wei." Jiang Chen took a closer look and realized that the person who was thrown away by him was none other than Chen Zhong. Chen Zhong was thrown several meters away by Jiang Chen. Fortunately, he was young.
In addition, the villa was covered with carpets, so Chen Zhong was not seriously injured, but he felt like his buttocks were going to bloom.
At this time, Chen Zhong was lying on the carpet and rolling around, screaming in pain.
"Haha, Chen Zhong, it was Brother Chen who threw you. It's none of my business. If you want to bite Brother Chen, why are you biting me?" Gao Weile said.
"Brother Zhong, if you go to sneak attack Brother Chen, it's a good thing if you don't get thrown to death."
"Yes, but you looked very handsome when you flew out just now, like a wolfdog whose tail was stepped on, haha."
"Get up, get up, don't pretend to be dead." Jiang Chen walked up to Chen Zhong and gently kicked Chen Zhong. Jiang Chen knew that he just used a little spiritual energy. In fact, Jiang Chen had already thought of it when he launched the move.
It was probably a prank, but the move had already been made and it was impossible to completely withdraw it, but it was still about 90%. Jiang Chen felt that Chen Zhong was pretending to be pitiful.
Chen Zhong gritted his teeth and got up. It looked like he was really in pain. "You said you were fine. Why did you prank me? Fortunately, I stopped you. Otherwise, it would be even worse for you. Don't do this next time. It's easy to get hurt by accident." Jiang Chen
He said in a slightly stern tone.
Jiang Chen was doing it for their own good. Chen Zhong and others were just ordinary people who couldn't bear his subconscious blow. If the situation were on the street at this time, Jiang Chen wouldn't guarantee that he would think of an acquaintance. Just now, he was just thinking about something.
He was obsessed with it, otherwise it would be impossible for ordinary people to get close to him based on his alertness.
"It's that bastard Gao Wei. We just received a call from Brother Zhang and we came over. When we came in, we saw you in a daze. Gao Wei said to scare you and see if he could make you pee, so I..."
Chen Zhong said while rubbing his butt.
"I can't stand it anymore. It hurts too much. Gao Wei comes over and rubs it for me."
"Screw you, I don't have such strong taste." Gao Wei cursed with a smile.
Jiang Chen exchanged a pill from the system and stuffed it into Chen Zhong's mouth. The pill entered Chen Zhong's mouth and melted instantly as soon as it came into contact with saliva. Before Chen Zhong could chew it, it turned into liquid and entered his body.
Instantly, a strong fragrance spread through Chen Zhong's taste buds, and the elixir in his system looked delicious.
"What is it, alcoholic chocolate?"
"Forget it, it won't hurt anymore."
"Huh? It's delicious. Let's have another one." Chen Zhong said.
Jiang Chen didn't bother to explain. Although in the system, the elixir cost only a few pretense points, but Jiang Chen knew that in this world, especially for the rich, this elixir, which could cure most diseases, would cost just one pill.
It can be sold for millions, or even tens of millions of people want to buy it. Chen Zhong actually eats this thing as alcoholic chocolate, Jiang Chen thought, otherwise he would give a bottle to Luo Junhao, Luo Junhao will definitely treat it as a treasure.
But Jiang Chen felt that he still felt sorry for only giving a bottle of this. Although in Luo Junhao's eyes, this bottle was valuable enough, Jiang Chen always felt guilty. After all, this thing was more valuable to him than Big Bubble Gum.
Not worth the money yet.
Gao Wei and Jiang Yang exchanged looks and said nothing more.
A few people played in the living room for a while. Zhang Da's food was ready. They were not polite and sat down to eat.
"There is an exam tomorrow. Don't drink too late today. It will end at nine o'clock." Jiang Chen said something, and Chen Zhong and others did not dare not listen.
"If you don't give your best at nine o'clock, then you can drink until nine o'clock and go back and have a good sleep. Brother Zhang and I don't need to take exams, so we will continue drinking then."
"Brother Jiang Yang is indeed a man, okay, I won't finish until the time comes when I don't drink and lie down, haha." Zhang San said with a smile.
After nine o'clock, Chen Zhong and others still wanted to drink, but Jiang Chen carried them away one by one like chickens.
Back at Chen Zhong's villa, several people went to the bathroom to take a shower, and then went to bed early. Maybe they drank too much in the past few days, and stayed up all night several times, so they quickly entered the countryside.
The next morning, Jiang Chen still woke up at six o'clock. When Jiang Chen saw Chen Zhong and others sleeping, he didn't disturb them. He sat cross-legged, activated the Spiritual Heart Art, and started practicing on his own. More than an hour later, Jiang Chen
Open your eyes.
Jiang Chen woke everyone up and finished washing. When he went downstairs, breakfast was already set on the dining table. The breakfast was quite rich. Aunt Wang poured hot drinks for everyone one by one and watched the group of twenty-something children gobble them up.
Aunt Wang seemed to be looking at her own child.
"Why is Aunt Wang laughing?" Jiang Chen asked curiously while eating.
"The kids who were devoured by you kids are so funny. Look at you, eat slowly and don't choke."
"Children, we are not children." Gao Wei said while stuffing fried eggs into his mouth.
"I'm so old, in my eyes, you guys are just kids." Aunt Wang said as she handed Gao Wei a cup of hot drink. Gao Wei drank it all in one gulp. "How old are you, Aunt Wang?" Gao Wei was curious.
asked.
"Don't you know you can't ask a woman how old she is? Anyway, she is older than your mother." Aunt Wang said with a smile.
"Aunt Wang looks a little older than us, about 30. If I didn't tell you, I would have thought she was Sister Chen Zhong." Gao Wei said flatteringly.
Jiang Chen felt the same way. He saw Aunt Wang at Chen Zhong's house for the first time. If he hadn't known that Chen Zhong was the only son in the family, he would have thought she was Chen Zhong's sister. Aunt Wang looked like she was in her early 30s, with skin as white as snow and a pair of belts.
Her curved eyes look very watery, like a crystal clear stream. If it weren't for the maturity of temperament brought by time, many people would believe that she was in her early 20s.
"Aunt Wang, please stop being modest." Chen Zhong said while eating, "I heard from my father that my mother was very weak after giving birth to me. She died when I was three years old. She died when I was ten years old.
The first time I saw you, I thought you were a high school student my dad was outsourcing to."
After everyone heard this, they couldn't help but spit out the food in their mouths. Aunt Wang held her slender waist with both hands, feeling angry and funny.
Jiang Chen and others had this idea in mind for a long time, but they didn't expect Chen Zhong to be so direct.
"It seems that I have been spoiling you since you were a child, and you are becoming more and more unruly." Aunt Wang said while tugging Chen Zhong's ears, and Chen Zhong begged for mercy again and again.
The breakfast was finished in a cheerful atmosphere, and everyone took their exam supplies and went out.
Chen Zhong's home is only a 20-minute drive from the school. In addition, Chen Zhong drives a car, so he reaches the school in about ten minutes.
"MD, you will die if you drive slower." Gao Wei got out of the car and squatted there vomiting.
"I'm so fast. I hate taking a taxi back after taking the exam at night. I made you drink so much milk in the morning and you'd probably vomit, haha."
Jiang Chen was secretly glad that he got into someone else's car, otherwise he would probably be as virtuous as Gao Wei.
After everyone greeted each other, they each ran to their own examination rooms.
The first examination room had seventeen seats. Jiang Chen found his own examination room and sat in his seat. He couldn't help but feel a little excited. From childhood to adulthood, every exam was the most difficult time for him. After all, he was a poor student, and poor students were the most difficult.
Those who hate exams will be asked by classmates, teachers, and family members when they get their scores. Why are you doing so poorly on the exam? Did you pay attention in class? Do you want to go to college in the future?
Jiang Chen thought about it and actually fell into a daze. Ever since he was a child, every time he came home from an exam, when his mother saw the scores on her test paper, her look was so scary. Occasionally, she would pick up a feather duster, as if she was being slapped.
You can do well in the exam next time.
As for my father, he always acted as if the matter had nothing to do with him and just ignored him. My father and mother were two extremes. In the words of my father, as long as he could read, it would be fine, so for
Jiang Chen never cared about his grades, but his mother wanted to train him to be a future scientist.
Chapter completed!