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66, the 066th time is too grinding(1/2)

Chapter 66

Several people reacted quickly. Xue Ling almost instantly untied the bronze sword on his back and held it in his hand, aiming at the monster next to the Soul-Slaying Bell with expressionless expression.

Fu Tong narrowed his eyes and asked in a deep voice: "Who is it?"

The man looked even more panicked than them. Hearing this, he panicked and took out a piece of black paper from his pocket: a line of golden characters were printed in the middle, which was the ordinary entrustment pass of the Monster Bureau.

Su Xuan hooked his fingers, and the jam in the man's hand was instantly wrapped in red lines and fell into her hands. Su Xuan looked down and confirmed that there was no problem with the jam. It was indeed the kind produced by the Monster Bureau. He looked back and nodded to Fu Tong.

.

Fu Tong threw his tail lazily: "Come in."

Xue Ling silently took back the bronze sword.

Without the threat of the sharp blade cold light, the man breathed a sigh of relief and walked in step by step, but because he was panicked, he did not dare to get too close in the end. He stopped when he was more than two meters away from them.

Then, he said carefully: "…Hi?"

Several people: "…"

Fu Tong looked at him impatiently: "Tell me, where did the jam come from? What do you want to entrust here? If you have any, don't finish talking nonsense at once, and if you don't have any, you can just turn it back and you won't give it away."

It can be said that it is very noble and cool.

The man was a little afraid of him, and even the gray shadow on his body shook: "This cardboard was given to me by a young Taoist priest in the temple when I went to Jingyunguan to ask for a visa yesterday evening. Then

I really have something to ask you for something this time, but something is difficult for me...wait."

As soon as he was halfway through his seriousness, he suddenly changed the subject and met Fu Tong's eyes in a daze: "Why does your voice sound so familiar?"

In fact, Fu Tong also thought his voice sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while, so he simply didn't have any trouble for himself, and he looked at him silently.

The scene was once very awkward.

Fortunately, the man didn't let Fu Tong wait for too long. After lowering his head and standing there to see for about twenty seconds, he suddenly raised his head and said in disbelief: "...Fu Tong?!"

This shocked tone was recognizable, and Fu Tong instantly recognized him: "...Tan Lin?"

"It's me, I'm me!" The little fool in the middle school disease nodded foolishly, raised his hand and took off the mask on his face, revealing a pair of dark eyes, "My God, it turns out that you are a monster, but why are you?

This is what I think? It's different from what I imagined."

In Tan Lin's perception, even a monster, Fu Tong should be the kind that looks fierce and shocking at first glance, but what about the one in front of him?

White fluffy, soft.

How could it be so cute?!

Tan Lin is stupid, almost all emotions are written on his face, and normal people can see through it at a glance. Fu Tong was angry and pressed a big white rabbit milk candy on his face: "I just wanted to ask why you look like this, black hat

Black windbreaker, black pants, black shoes, black mask or dustproof and haze three-layer thickened with inner core, black outfit, black outfit, I won’t say what the color combination is like, I just want to know that in such a hot day, it’s a brain to wear it like this

Is there a pit or shame?”

Yes, the black on Tan Lin's body was purely piled up by external objects, but it was not really visible by the gray shadow, so it looked a little weird.

Tan Lin was so dizzy by this soft and cute little animal. He was stunned for a while before he reacted. He sucked his nose in grievance: "Don't criticize me, I don't want to be like this...

It's just shameful."

The last one is picking the ending, like acting cute.

Fu Tong reluctantly resisted the urge to completely slap this man: "...You speak well."

"It's okay." Tan Lin was so kind, "Actually, I'm looking for you this time because of this. As for what it is..."

He was silent: "You can see for yourself."

As he said that, he lowered his head and slowly unbuttoned the buttons of his windbreaker. He wore a short-sleeved cotton shirt underneath. Under the thin fabric of the short-sleeved shirt, Tan Lin's obviously bulging abdomen.

This is very strange, because people who have a little understanding of the circle know that Tan Lin likes to exercise and has abdominal muscles. In the past, he posted photos of his abdominal muscles on Weibo every now and then.

Several people looked at each other silently, and they had a bold guess in their hearts. At this moment, Tan Lin gave them the second critical hit just right-

A hospital pregnancy test report.

The name is Tan Lin, the test result is positive for pregnancy.

In layman's terms, it's a joy.

Tan Lin, male gender.

Now, there is, I am happy.

Several people raised their heads blankly, and their eyes paused on Tan Lin's Adam's apple for a while, then fell to their chests, and then they were silent when they looked at the test results on the report.

The little fool was instantly furious: "What are your eyes? My gender is absolutely no other possibility except for a man? This is just an accident! An accident! An accident knows how to cut it?"

Everyone looked at him with subtle eyes. Just as they were about to tell a lie, they heard a clear voice behind them.

"There are people wearing feathered clothes in Xushan who like Longyang, and if they are combined, they will be pregnant."

The person who spoke was Fan Xiu, and I don’t know when he got down from the second floor. At this time, he was standing there holding a very thick brick book, and he rarely felt a little book angry.

He felt that what he said was clear enough, but not everyone could understand classical Chinese.

Seeing Tan Lin's eyes were blank, Fan Xiu shook his head and explained it in vernacular: "That is, there is a very inappropriate monster called Yuyi Man in Xushan. After intercourse, he can make a man pregnant."

It's concise and can be understood by fools.

Tan Lin retorted: "How could I have that kind of sex as a single dog-"

When he said this, he suddenly broke down. Tan Lin stood there blankly, as if he had thought of something, and he was in a state of trance.

Fu Tong winked Fan Xiu quietly. The latter understood and went to Rao She's drawer and found Zhang Qingxin Talisman and pasted it on Tan Lin. Tan Lin came back to his senses, but his face was still not very good: "I...



Fu Tong slowed down his voice as much as possible: "Tell me, what happened?"

Tan Lin hesitated for a long time and finally put a few words in his throat: "Actually... I am a gay guy."

Everyone: "This is quite obvious, let's talk about the key points."

Tan Lin felt that these people were so inconsiderate, but this attitude made him feel much more relaxed, so he simply stopped being embarrassed and said everything that followed.

"I'm just a single gay guy who has been single for more than 20 years. I have no one around for so long. It's quite difficult. I just want to have a special experience. It happened that time was about to be my birthday, and I thought it would be better than that.

I gave myself a different birthday gift, so I found a very high-end bar to go shopping, and I really met someone who was very suitable for all aspects, and then we…”

His face turned red and looked very shy. He didn't say anything later, but the amount of information already existed was enough for a few people in the Monster Bureau to make up for it: "Then you..."

Following this was a few heavy applauses.

Tan Lin touched his nose: "...well."

Fu Tong unconsciously curled his tail: "What's next?"

"Later... I thought we were just a one-night fate, so I woke up the next day and ran away. It was from that day that I found that I seemed to have Yin and Yang eyes and could see a lot of supernatural things I could not see before, but

There is nothing special except this. The abnormality occurred last month. Do you remember that I always retching during that period. At first, I thought it was because I ate too much spicy food and couldn't bear it, so I kept dragging it

I didn't go to see it until the semi-finals ended last week. When I woke up, I was like this."

Everyone: Tsk tsk.

Fu Tong looked at him: "Then do you want us to find the man in feathers for you?"

"Why are you looking for him? Do you want me to beat me up and vent your anger?" Tan Lin pulled his hair irritably, "If I had known that things would be like this, I would rather be my single dog peacefully. You don't know.

How hard I have been this week. Not only is it so hot to dress like this, but I am still so crazy. I feel like I am depressed."

Everyone in the Monster Bureau: "...is it?"

Why do we think you are talking a lot and lively?

Perhaps the suspicion in their eyes was too obvious, so that a little fool like Tan Lin could see it and tried his best to clarify for himself: "What I said is true. I have been in a daze in the small dark room in my attic attic.

It took several days, and now I got better because I figured it out. Anyway, I am a gay man, and it’s good to have my own little baby. How many gay man wants to do this and hasn’t had a chance yet, I’m happy to think about it.”

Um?

Not trying to get rid of it?

Fan Xiu was stunned: "Then you want to find us..."

Tan Lin was a little embarrassed, and habitually messed up the little soft-haired he had just finished: "I have read a lot of supernatural stories in the past few days, and they all say that when such dolls come out... they are relatively...

Bloody, am I also afraid? I just wanted to find someone who understands it. If it's okay... Then I will have old people and young people in the future."

He smiled with his face, his eyes filled with real joy.

Sometimes Fu Tong thinks his personality is really rare, he is always happy without heart and heart, which is quite enviable.

The few people next to him obviously had the same idea. Fan Xiu turned the book back and then spoke in Tan Lin's earnest eyes: "Then you can rest assured, except for those ghosts who are used to sacrifice or revenge.

The rest will be soft children. The terrifying and bloody scenes definitely do not exist. If I need to introduce a few monsters who understand these, don’t panic, as long as the money is in place, everything will be easy to say."

Tan Lin raised his head in surprise: "Really? It's okay, I don't lack money, it's okay to have a few more."

Xue Ling looked down at the bronze sword he had used for countless years in his hand. Su Xuan silently wrapped the old faded red thread in the box. Bai Tang thought about the daily life of not being able to afford Lingtian carrots.

I think Tan Lin’s words are particularly heartbreaking.
To be continued...
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