Chapter 0293: We belong to spontaneous combustion
"ah……"
This high-decibel scream seemed to completely break the tranquility of the entire high-end Hollywood sea view villa.
And the owner of this high-decibel scream was none other than Monroe.
Everything unfolded exactly like a cliche plot. The moment Monroe woke up, she saw herself naked, and then saw Zhao Qitian next to her also naked. She suddenly screamed hysterically, and looked at
Her frightened expression at that moment was as if Zhao Qitian had raped her.
At this time, Zhao Qitian actually wanted to shout like this.
Because you are also a victim, okay?
Why does the woman have to be the victim if something like this happens?
You are also a beautiful woman, okay?
Besides, this wine doesn’t belong to me, so who knew it could be so exciting? I was so drunk that I was confused.
In the room of the mansion, the whole scene is a bit sad.
Zhao Qitian covered his lower private parts with his palms, looking confused, helpless, and a little bit aggrieved, and he hesitated to speak.
At this time, Monroe was wrapping herself tightly with a quilt. The expressions on her face were very rich at this time, including fear, panic, anger, sadness... Anyway, there were so many expressions. I really don't know if this would be the same.
It has something to do with her being a professional actor.
But what Zhao Qitian can be sure of is that Monroe must have been drunk last night.
In addition, Zhao Qitian is also sure that they must have had sex last night, because this is inevitable. Otherwise, how could they sleep on the same bed together? And they also took off all their clothes?
A man and a woman go to bed and take off their clothes for the simple purpose of sleeping? Who would believe it?
Despite this, Zhao Qitian firmly stated that I am also a victim!
"You...you are a bad person"
Meng Lu pointed at Zhao Qitian angrily with tears in her eyes and scolded.
Looking at the look in Monroe's eyes at this moment, it seems that she really felt that she had lured a wolf into the house last night. And judging from her angry look, she seemed to care about the relationship between the sexes. From this, it can be seen that Monroe has a deep understanding of this aspect.
I'm not a particularly open-minded person. If I were a "bus" star, I would just sleep for one night. Anyway, it's normal wear and tear, and there's no wear and tear...
But seeing Monroe angrily denounced himself as a bad person, Zhao Qitian felt a little aggrieved. You brought the person, the wine is yours, and you are the one who made him drink. Now that there are adverse consequences of drinking fragments, how can he become the victim?
You know, even if there is really a victim, it should be me, right?
Therefore, it is necessary for Zhao Qitian to explain to Monroe the specific division of responsibilities for what happened.
After Monroe's screams subsided, Zhao Qitian calmly picked up the pants on the ground, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, then took a deep puff and began to explain the matter slowly.
"First of all... I feel that there is something wrong with your drinking. I have completely stopped drinking. I have no idea what happened last night. I don't mean to shirk responsibility by saying this."
Zhao Qitian looked at Monroe spreading her hands and said helplessly.
"you……"
"I……"
Monroe looked at Zhao Qitian's helpless look and her face turned red with anger, but she didn't hold back a word for a long time.
Because Monroe was indeed drunk last night. She couldn't remember what happened yesterday. In addition, Monroe was not the kind of woman who was completely big-breasted and brainless, who only made noises and wanted to hang herself.
Looking at Monroe's appearance at this time, Zhao Qitian grinned again and pretended to be serious: "Miss Monroe, if we say this situation more politely, it is destiny. If we say it crudely, it is a natural disaster, that's okay.
Said it was spontaneous combustion."
"Spontaneous combustion? What spontaneous combustion?" Monroe asked, her eyes widening.
Zhao Qitian grinned and said: "Miss Monroe, think about it, you and I are alone in the same room, with firewood and fire, and we are completely drunk. It is a dry day, and it is normal for spontaneous combustion if we put firewood and firewood together.
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"Isn't spontaneous combustion a natural disaster? Can a natural disaster be something that ordinary people can contend with?"
Zhao Qitian's explanation instantly put a dark look on Monroe's face.
In Zhao Qitian's words, drunken sex has become a natural disaster and spontaneous combustion. Perhaps this is the most exaggerated explanation Monroe has ever heard in her life!
After a long time, Monroe took a deep breath. It looked like she recognized it. Otherwise, what else could she do?
Call the police? Even if you call the police on this matter, it will be useless. It will even affect your reputation. After all, you are also a public figure.
Asking for compensation? Monroe earns 40 to 50 million US dollars for each movie she makes, and she is not short of this amount of money.
Let's just think of this as repayment for Zhao Qitian's help last night.
"You turn around"
Monroe looked at Zhao Qitian and frowned and said.
"Okay, your clothes"
Zhao Qitian grinned, then stood up, picked up the clothes on the ground, and handed over Monroe's black lace panties, then turned around and put on his own clothes.
After Monroe put on her clothes, she looked at Zhao Qitian and said solemnly: "Just pretend what happened today never happened. You can't tell anyone."
"Of course" Zhao Qitian immediately nodded and smiled.
But the only thing that makes Zhao Qitian feel regretful is that the one-night stand with a top-notch woman like Monroe actually happened without knowing anything. This is really a pity.
"You go, I'm a little tired and want to take a rest."
Monroe put on her clothes, then looked at Zhao Qitian and said.
"Oh, by the way, there's some food in the refrigerator. If you're hungry, just get some for yourself."
Just when Zhao Qitian turned around, Monroe added another sentence.
It seems that Monroe still has a kind heart.
Zhao Qitian then walked out of the bedroom and went to the kitchen to open the refrigerator. There were many ready-to-eat foods in the refrigerator, as well as a pack of sandwiches and some eggs. It seemed that Monroe rarely cooked at home.
However, the kitchen was fully equipped with all kinds of kitchen utensils, so it was just a matter of convenience, so Zhao Qitian opened the microwave and prepared breakfast for two people.
Ten minutes later, Zhao Qitian delivered an omelette and sandwich to Monroe's room.
"I also made some for you."
Zhao Qitian delivered breakfast to the table beside Monroe's bed.
"Well, thank you, let's go. Remember, treat today's events as if nothing happened. You can't tell anyone what happened to us last night."
Monroe looked at Zhao Qitian seriously again and warned.
Regarding this, Zhao Qitian expressed his understanding. After all, Monroe is a popular star today. If there is any scandal about her one-night stand, I am afraid that the salary of 40 to 50 million will become 4 to 5 million.
"You eat slowly, I'll go back first."
Zhao Qitian stood up and prepared to say goodbye. Let's just regard last night as an episode of his encounter with Monroe.
Bang!
At the moment when Zhao Qitian turned around and was about to leave, there was a sudden explosion from outside.
"Ah..." The sudden sound startled Monroe, who was about to eat.
This is gunfire!
Zhao Qitian judged based on experience that this was definitely a gunshot, and it was the gunfire of a rifle.
"Miss Monroe, I'm afraid I can't go back now."
Zhao Qitian looked back at the panicked Monroe and shrugged.
Because Zhao Qitian has already felt that there are at least twenty people approaching here from all directions!
Chapter completed!