Chapter Twenty-Eight
I didn't believe the veteran thief, but Ye Laogui was so moved that he almost shed tears. The more they drank, the closer they became.
After a while, they started talking about the hardships of living as an old man with his grandson. When they got to the emotional point, the two of them even hugged each other and cried.
After crying, the two old men put their arms around each other and asked for help.
Ye Laogui said with a big tongue: "Mao Mao, go kill the chickens in the backyard and set up the incense table. I will worship your Master Yuan."
"Brother, from now on your grandson will be my grandson, and my grandson will also be your grandson. If you can take care of Ye Huan, I will be your grandson."
The elder felt numb, and in order to resolve the embarrassment, he shouted: "Er Gou, come here and pour wine for your old ghost grandpa."
Ye Huan and I's faces turned dark at the same time.
The two old men didn't notice our embarrassment, so the veteran thief turned around and asked, "Why is your Ye Huan called Maomao?"
"I gave it to you!" Ye Laogui made a gesture with his hand: "Don't you know that Ye Huan was so long when he was first born? He looked like a kitten."
"Other people's children wolf down their meals for fear that they will eat less. But he is so good, he eats cat food! I don't even eat as much in one meal as I do."
"Don't you mean that nicknames should match people? I named him Maomao. Isn't your child also called Ergou?"
"That's different!" said the veteran thief: "Haven't you heard? The first one of these dogs will have a hard time, but the second one will be strong."
"My brother named him Ergou just to make him easier to feed."
The two old men were getting more and more arrogant. Ye Huan, who was opposite me, pulled out a wooden stick as thick as an arm from nowhere and pouted at me.
I immediately pulled the stick over and looked sideways at the veteran thief.
I knocked him unconscious with a stick, and if I let him talk for a while, he might be able to tell me something.
I was looking at the veteran thief's skills when it was Old Ghost Ye's turn to speak: "It's hard to take care of a naughty kid. Look at how quiet he is now. He was a kid when he was a kid! He used marle seeds to blow up other people's cesspools.
It's a small matter, let me tell you..."
I silently handed the stick to Ye Huan, whose face was ashen.
Ye Huan and I were filled with hatred, but those two old men were not ordinary people! If we couldn't swing this stick well, we would have to get beaten.
But they spoke very quickly, and before we were ready, another person spoke.
The stick passed between our hands for an hour before the two old men pushed it away.
The next morning, when the two of them woke up, the first thing they did was drink another two ounces of wine, which resulted in another big penis. Ye Huan and I waited on the two drunkards for another day before they finally packed up.
Packed a small bag and hit the road.
Old Ye's family has a cart full of things, most of which are game. I don't know how much these things are worth, but Old Ghost Ye has to bring them.
The veteran thief also said that old ghosts are people who live their lives. Maybe it is the case with older people.
The only thing that I can see in the old Ye family is the white-furred fox that Ye Huan is holding. The little fox looks like a snowball and is very clingy. The first sight of it makes people want to hug it and pet it.
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However, the fox wouldn't let others touch it, so it clung to Ye Huan himself.
Looking at that fox, I realized that King Zhou was not entirely to blame for the collapse of the Great Shang Dynasty.
It didn't take long for my attention to fall on the veteran thief.
I was worried all the way, if the veteran thieves couldn't deal with Ye Huan's evil spirit, and I brought him into the house, why shouldn't he be blocked in the door and beaten?
I didn't expect that the veteran thief was really evil. After arriving at Feng Shui Street, he got a few things that he took out from the ancient tombs. The yin and evil energy on them was not ordinary.
The veteran thief handed the thing to Ye Huan: "You go ahead and try it, how many days can it last?"
Sweep it clean!
Why didn't I think of this trick?
On Feng Shui Street, there is a group of people who do the job of cleaning. They usually clean haunted houses. There are only ghosts in haunted houses, but not evil spirits. People who can really clean up evil spirits all do business on the antique street.
If you collect antiques from knowledgeable people in the usual way, you really can't make a lot of money. There are only two ways to make money, one is to pick up things, and the other is to tip them over.
If anyone tells you that a "picker" has picked up something good, don't believe it entirely. Most of them are bragging. There is no chosen one on the antique street, so how can there be so much for you to pick up?
Most of the things that are thrown out have evil spirits on them. In addition to evil spirits, the so-called "evil spirits" also include evil spirits and ghosts. If the evil spirits are not swept away, the antiques will become deadly things.
Cleaning, this job is equivalent to risking one's life. Most people charge low fees, but they can't do it when they encounter the real thing. However, experts don't like to do this job, and even if they do, the fees are frighteningly high.
Ye Huan’s free vacuum cleaner is here and it can solve any problem!
The veteran thieves are trying to make money from Ye Huan!
I said, why is he so positive?
Ye Huan put down the antique and said, "Thank you, Master Yuan. These evil spirits are enough to sustain me for a year."
Ye Laogui's face also lit up with joy: "Brother Yuan still has a way. I will work here for you from now on. What can you tell me?"
The veteran thief sat down and said: "Brother, it doesn't matter whether you work or not. If you have a brother, he will never let you drink porridge. However, I also have something to say."
"Brother! Ye Huan has grown up too. There's no way you can keep him by your side like this. He has to live his own life!"
"Think about it, when we started out as teachers, wouldn't our father and master be able to let us go? Who doesn't know that the road to rivers and lakes is a road of no return, and people in rivers and lakes are desperadoes?"
"But, this is what we learn, and this is what we eat! No matter how reluctant they are, they have to harden their hearts and let us enter the world!"
"Let's not talk about anything else. Just because of Ye Huan's physique, I'm afraid his background is not worse than that of Yuan Zheng. As for things with evil spirits, I can help you find them. But in this matter, he treats the symptoms but not the root cause.
ah!"
"Even if it is to keep Ye Huan alive, you have to let him go out and explore the world to find opportunities!"
"Opportunity, this thing is not something you can just sit at home and fall from the sky. You have to go out and meet it!"
Ye Laogui nodded frequently when he heard this: "Brother, where do you think Ye Huan's chance is?"
The veteran thief said: "According to my observation, if you want to cure Ye Huan's constitution, you have to let him learn the "Eighteen Strikes of Ghost Fire". Only using ghost fire to temper his meridians is the fundamental way to cure it. But..."
The veteran thief changed the subject and said: "As far as I know, only Wei Ping, the head of the Soul Sect, has practiced this secret technique."
Ye Laogui nodded and said: "I've heard about this too. But Weiping has taken his men away from the world since the Taishan Alliance. Where can I go to find Weiping?"
The veteran thief said: "Brother, you don't know yet, do you? Wei Ping's true identity is the white banner in the Thirteen Ghost Sect! His grandfather was the one who beat the banner back then, and he also has two tattoos on his back: Soul-inducing and Soul-killing.
White Banner."
"The Five Soul Flags come from the Thirteen Ghost Gates?" Ye Laogui slapped his forehead in surprise and said, "Yes, that's right, why didn't I expect that the Five Soul Flags are the white flags?"
Chapter completed!