Chapter Eighty-Three Get Out Quickly
Ye Huan and I coaxed Shi Qi back to No. 1 Taiping Street. Only then did Ye Huan ask, "Er Gou, why did we bring her back?"
I was confused for a long time: "Really? Why should we listen to the veteran thief and get Shi Qi back?"
When the two of us were relatively speechless, we heard the veteran thief shouting: "Both little bastards are coming in, it's time for a meeting!"
Meeting?
You still have the nerve to give me a meeting!
I walked into the room in a few steps and slapped my hand on the table: "Old thief, stand up!"
The veteran thief was startled, and he didn't react until he stood up: "You kid are going crazy! Are you going to turn the world upside down? You dare to ask me to stand up?"
I sat down on the Grand Master's chair, patted the table and said, "Tell me! Where did the Yin Yang Exploration Horse Art you gave me come from?"
"Just let me practice even if you don't understand anything, and you're not afraid of training me to death!"
The veteran thief suddenly fainted: "This...this..."
"This and that bullshit!" I slapped the table: "A veteran thief! A veteran thief! My master entrusted me to you and entrusted the hope of the Yuan family to you. How much trust does this show?"
"Look what you did?"
"How dare you let me practice with a incomplete copy of "Tan Ma Jue"? If I practice to death, become paralyzed, or become crippled by practice, are you worthy of my master? Are you worthy of my great-grandfather? Are you worthy of the ancestors of the Yuan family?
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"you say!"
It feels so good. I finally took a chance. It’s time for revenge!
I banged the table: "You still haven't spoken? What about your usual nagging? Why don't you chat anymore?"
"See what you can do!"
"I am a man of seventy or eighty years old, and the soil is buried deep in my throat. Why do I do things so carelessly?"
"How do you want me to say hello?"
These words were all scolded by veteran thieves in the past. I am paying them back in full!
Ye Laogui glared and said, "That's your father!"
"What's wrong with my father?" I was also happy: "My father has made a mistake, so I can't say anything anymore? Ye Huan, come here, let's denounce this old guy together."
"No, no, no..." Ye Huan, who was sitting on a small bench at some point, pulled the stool out: "Come here... No, don't come either!"
I looked at Ye Huan and wondered: "Are you stupid? Why are you sitting there?"
Ye Huan's family has a rule. When Ye Laogui is training him, he has to sit comfortably on the master's chair with his legs crossed. Ye Huan must sit on a small stool and cannot lean against the wall.
I knocked on the table and said, "Don't you know who made the mistake this time? Don't you know who caused the trouble? Now we should sit on the imperial chair while they squat on the small bench."
"As the saying goes, if jade is not polished, it cannot be used! Even though they are just two old bricks in our house, they have to be pulled out, polished, and beaten. Otherwise, the two old bricks will not be able to regard themselves as thousand-year-old glazed tiles.
Already?"
I said three words, and Ye Huan pulled the stool and moved it out three times, and the people were almost at the door.
I just asked, "Why are you running so far away?" Ye Huan screamed, threw away the stool, ran into the yard, climbed out along the wall, and shouted before leaving: "It has nothing to do with me!"
"Is Ye Huan stupid?" I turned around and saw Mr. Ye standing behind me with a murderous look.
"You..." Before I could figure out what was going on, I was pinned to the ground by Old Ghost Ye using the grappling technique. The veteran thief pulled out a feather duster and slapped me!
I was confused at the time.
The veteran thief and I always quarrel! When have we ever experienced this?
The veteran thief was so excited when he was beaten! But he was so happy: "This bastard is just beaten lightly. I used to be reluctant to do it, and it has become a problem."
Is the veteran thief reluctant to take action? He doesn't know kung fu. He can't catch me if I run away.
Ye Laogui is different. His cultivation level is much higher than mine. If he catches me, I won't be able to run away even if I want to.
Ye Laogui put his hand on me and kept talking: "Yes! If a small tree has branches, it must be cut down. If it is not cut down, it will not grow straight."
"Brother, please change something. The thing in your hand is no thicker than a finger, and it's so annoying! Shi Qi, go outside and find a pickaxe handle for me."
I struggled desperately and said, "You used a pickaxe to beat Ye Huan?"
"No!" Ye Laogui said seriously: "The handle of the pickaxe is broken, and I have to buy a new one. How expensive is it? I just use split wood."
"Grandma, my hands are itching as I talk!"
"Brother, do you think our grandson should be beaten?"
"Hit!" The feather duster in the veteran thief's hand was spinning like the wind: "Yuan Zheng will be beaten hard, and Ye Huan will be beaten lightly. This is called setting an example to others."
"Yes!" Ye Laogui shouted outside: "Bai Tao'er, go get Ye Huan back and tell him that I want to talk to him."
I successfully dragged Ye Huan into the water!
When Old Ghost Ye went to capture Ye Huan, he didn't forget to tap my acupuncture points.
He is so thoughtful!
In the evening, when Shi Qi gave me and Ye Huan medicine for each other, Ye Huan looked at me helplessly: "Are you a real tiger?"
"You can't reason with an old man, don't you know? If they can't reason with you, they'll beat you up."
I bared my teeth and said, "You still have the nerve to say: When those two old men were beeping there in the past, you still handed me sticks and stools. You know that your father is powerful, and you still want me to knock him unconscious."
Ye Huan said: "I asked you to knock yourself out. If you pass out, you won't be able to listen."
"How dare I hit them?"
"The two of us tied together are not enough for our old ghost to chew on. Don't mention it, plus your old thief. If you smash them both, do you want us to be reincarnated together?"
"Fuck you, uncle! You didn't tell me earlier." I almost made Ye Huan faint from anger.
"Who knew you were so stupid?" Ye Huan also went crazy: "You dare to poke a tiger in the butt! Do you think you are too old?"
"It's from your grandma! Don't ask me to borrow money to buy clothes in the future." I pointed at Ye Huan and cursed: "I have to deduct your salary."
Ye Huan turned around and said, "Shi Qi, have you been paid your salary?"
"Salary?" Shi Qi asked in surprise: "I was paid my salary on the first day I came here?"
I said with a straight face: "Shi Qi, don't listen to him. He wants to borrow money to buy clothes. And he's borrowing money and never paying it back."
"Also, when he borrows money, don't look him in the eyes."
Before I finished speaking, Ye Yang suddenly turned his head and looked at me, and his eyes began to round and enlarge again.
"Don't mess with me! Oh my god..." I just wanted to sit up when I felt like the wounds on my body were about to burst. The veteran thief was really cruel.
I lay on the bed feebly: "Tell me, how much do you want to borrow?"
Ye Huan stretched out a hand: "Five thousand!"
Chapter completed!