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105. Shocked four seats

Director Wang knew that as long as he jumped two shows, it would be impossible for Su Budong to go on. After all, the recording must also take care of the emotional coherence of the audience.

Just when the next show is about to take place.

The staff ran in at this time and said anxiously: "It's bad. Liu Wei suddenly had acute appendicitis. He was so painful that he couldn't stand up. I'm afraid he couldn't get on stage..."

Fan Ming and Liu Wei were from the same school. This year's crosstalk for the Spring Festival Gala was also written under the helm of their teacher. The funny crosstalk is Liu Wei, and the supporting actor is Fan Ming. The funny actor has fallen and it is difficult to continue crosstalk.

Fortunately, it was recorded at this time, but it could not be broadcasted for two consecutive programs, which would also affect the mood of the audience. Originally, the evening party that everyone recorded was broadcast on New Year's Eve, but the audience's emotions were inconsistent, and even the post-production did not taste the same.

There is no way, so I can only keep the crosstalk part first to see if there are any crosstalk actors in the past two days.

But when this happened, Director Huang asked the staff to find a car to take Liu Wei to the hospital. Appendicitis cannot delay his work.

"What's this?" Director Huang's eyebrows were almost twisted into a rope with sorrow.

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Su Budong stood in front of the gate and smoked half a pack of cigarettes downstairs. He was a little unwilling to go back like this. The little soldier couldn't contact his superiors. Things were so stiff.

Just as the last cigarette burned to his butt, three or four people rushed out of the CCTV building, carrying one person.

A van parked at the gate of CCTV, and several people helped one of them into the car.

"Fan Ming, go find our brothers and brothers to see if there is anything we can say. At this time, our crosstalk will not be available, so you will lose such a great opportunity to show your face. This makes me feel more uncomfortable than if I am sick." Liu Wei sent Fan Ming away weakly, making him think of a way.

"Senior brother, it's time now. Where can I find someone? I'd better accompany you to the hospital. You can talk about crosstalk at any time." Fan Ming said with a wry smile.

"What's wrong? This is?" Su Budong knew one of them and came to the car. They were two crosstalk actors on the show after him. Xiaoqing also introduced herself to Fan Ming and Liu Wei.

When Liu Wei saw that it was Su Budong, he smiled bitterly and said, "Mr. Su, hey, this is fate. This appendicitis comes sooner or later. It's time... The teacher finally found such an opportunity to make Fan Ming show his face, but my illness is not the time..."

"Crossing talk..." Su Budong pondered for a moment and asked, "Do you have to tell me about your funny guys in "The Year of the Tiger"? Can you do other jokes?"

"But next year is the Year of the Tiger, and only this will suit the situation, no..." Fan Ming said. "Ah, can you speak crosstalk?" Fan Ming suddenly reflected what Su Budong said.

"I know more about crosstalk. Crosstalk is three-point funny and seven-point popular. This joke mainly depends on your performance. In this way, Teacher Liu, don't worry first, don't delay the medical treatment. I'll find a way. You should go to the hospital for treatment immediately, and give me your pass... Teacher Fan's words." Su Budong knew that his chance had come, and he wanted those who plotted against him to think that he would return to the studio in this way.

After seeing off the van, Fan Ming asked worriedly: "You really know how to talk crosstalk? But if the supporting actor's jokes can't shake, man, our faces will be left here." Fan Ming didn't say anything, especially his master's face.

Su Budong has been listening to crosstalk tapes since he was a child, and he knows a little about crosstalk jokes, especially some old crosstalks. The passage he knew was written by the talented man Liang Zuo, called "Tiger Mouth Reverie", which happened to be a tiger, so he roughly told Fan Ming where the burden was, which made Fan Ming stunned: "Your crosstalk is much better than ours..."

"But man, your clothes are not good, right?"

"Nonsense, fortunately I'm wearing a suit." Su Budong lamented. He originally wanted to be a singer, but now he is going to be a comedian.

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Su Budong returned to the CCTV building with Liu Wei's pass. He did not go to settle the score with the staff, but took Fan Ming to the monitor where Director Huang was sitting.

"Su..." Director Huang was so angry when he saw Su Budong, "Where have you been?"

"Director Huang, there is no time to talk about this matter in detail now." In front of Fan Ming, this matter could not be said too carefully. Su Budong said gently in Director Huang's ear: "I have been plotted against, so I will talk about it later."

Director Huang didn't understand who had planned Su Budong, so he nodded hesitantly. Su Budong told Director Huang about his intention to talk about crosstalk to Fan Ming, and then told Director Huang about several crosstalk bags one by one.

After listening to the plan that Su Budong said, Director Huang felt it was feasible and slapped his thigh: "Good boy!"

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"Please enjoy the crosstalk "Tiger Mouth Reverie" brought to you by Su Budong and Fan Ming..." Xiaoqing's lyrics hosted are now in chaos, so she had to perform on the spot.

"What's going on? Isn't crosstalk gone?" What the hell is this "Tiger Mouth Reverie"? How did Su Budong come back? Deputy Director Wang's series of unexpected surprises made him a little confused.

Su Budong and Fan Ming went on stage and bowed to the audience. The audience who was not sure of it immediately applauded. Su Budong smiled and felt that the audience of this era was still easy to fool, and they did nothing. The applause rang out - he forgot that there were palm support in all evening parties.

Su Budong: On Sunday, I had nothing to do and was playing with the tiger on the Lion and Tiger Mountain. I was watching the excitement. I don’t know who was unethical, but I pushed forward and started to cheer, “The tiger is coming out of the mountain!”. You———, I squeezed me out from here.

Su Budong's words brought all the audience into the scene. Director Huang nodded: "This kid still has something."

Fan Ming continued: Oh, did you break it?

Su Budong: I don’t have to worry about any place that breaks. I broke my arm and my legs. I still use it when I go to the hospital to pick up the ba. This place doesn’t work, it’s not a place where people stay!

Fan Ming: Oh, it’s gone into the tiger’s cave!

Su Budong: I looked up and saw a big tiger lying in front of me not far away. My voice changed, alas... Oh, my god!

Fan Ming: Why do you call tigers a mother?

Su Budong: Calling mom? Calling grandma doesn’t work, it’s over! The young man is over 120 kilograms, and even bones and meat is a tiger’s lunch.

The audience was so happy when they heard this. This young man was so funny. Isn’t it just a tiger’s supper when he fell into the tiger’s cave? Deputy Director Wang should not turn his face, not wanting to see Su Budong’s somewhat annoying face.

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Su Budong: When the tiger glared at me, my head was thrilled, and many heroic images emerged.

Fan Ming: What's the image of a hero!

Su Budong: I looked up and saw that many people above were looking at me. We are the youth of the times. When so many people fell on the mouths of tigers, we cannot embarrass the young people. In the past, would you please listen to the Beijing opera Wu Song fight the tiger?

Fan Ming: OK.

Su Budong: OK, that's fake. Today, my buddy will practice it real, and it will be a real thing to open your eyes.

Fan Ming: Want to fight a tiger?

Su Budong: Oh!

Fan Ming: You are really good.

Su Budong: What to do?

Fan Ming: I thought it was good.

Su Budong: I think it's good, I have to stand up.

Su Budong's joke was particularly clever, and the audience laughed louder. Director Huang directed the machine: Hurry up and record the audience's reactions, and it can be used later!

Su Budong: We have all conducted legal education. Do you know that there is an animal protection law?

Fan Ming: I know.

Su Budong: Whoever beats the tiger to death is sentenced to two years in prison?

Fan Ming: Your legal concept is quite strong.

Su Budong: Who did you think of this method? I broke the law by beating a tiger. I eat it for free.

The audience couldn't even get their mouths closed when they heard this, and Xiaoqing was even more surprised. Su Budong was so talented that he could sing and speak crosstalk.

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Su Budong: Hey, what do you guys above think? What? I'm going to find the zoo administrator for me. The administrator rests on Sunday, he rests, and the tigers don't rest! You guys call and call the police, what 110, 119, fire police, gangster police, all... What? I've been searching for a long time and I don't have a phone call nearby. The leaders of this zoo are so stingy, and I don't have a phone call. You all go out of the zoo and take a trackless trip to the TV station. Go to the TV station to find a crew to film the tigers for a while.

Fan Ming: Why are you shooting this?

Su Budong: Shooting a tiger-eating movie to sell it to foreigners. Making some foreign exchange can be considered as a contribution to the 75th Plan before my brother died!

Fan Ming: Your awareness is quite high.

After hearing this episode, the audience laughed. What did this kid think about it? He also made some foreign exchange.

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Fan Ming: Everyone has rescued you, don’t thank you first? Su Budong: Of course I have to thank you. I decided to sing a song. Thank you everyone, which can also reflect the helping spirit of our youth in the new era.

Fan Ming: Do you still know how to sing?

Su Budong: Of course, the accompaniment is ready.

Fan Ming: There is also accompaniment, you are well prepared. Su Budong: Forget it if you don’t.

Fan Ming: Why don’t you say he is doing?

The audience was amused by Su Budong countless times within ten minutes, but who knew that they were amused by the burden at the end.

Unexpectedly, when the lights changed, Su Budong took off his suit top, put on a hooded sweatshirt, and stood in the center of the stage. The music suddenly started to ring, and Fan Ming followed him with the wheat.

Su Budong: Want to fly to the sky/Side by the sun/The world is waiting for me to change/The dreams I want to have are never afraid of others seeing/I can realize them here/Laugh loudly/Let you and me shoulder to shoulder/Where can’t be endless joy/Where can’t be left with worries and brave strides forward/I stand in the middle of the stage/I believe I am me/I believe tomorrow/I believe youth has no horizon/Where on the beach at sunset/In the lively street/All the most beautiful paradise in my heart/I believe in freedom/I believe in hope/I believe that you can meet the sky with your hand/With you by my side/Let life be fresher/Every moment is extremely exciting I do believe.

The smile on the audience's faces were gradually infected by Su Budong's emotions from the beginning and waved their hands. Because of the crosstalk just now, their faces were filled with smiles and integrated their feelings into this song.

Su Budong and Fan Ming stepped down and bowed.
Chapter completed!
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