34, the rise of the old dog(2/3)
Zhang Jianguo smiled and pleated, "I still envy you young people."
Shang Qi helped get the fishing gear, and the four of them walked towards the river together.
The scenery by the river is pleasant, the water flows are clear, the weather is also good, and the real breeze blows cool.
Zhang Jianguo placed Li Lingyao's wheelchair next to him, put one hand on his wife's leg, and the other hand on the fishing rod.
Chen Jun and Shangqi set up a grill under the shade of the tree to prepare the ingredients.
After they put the grill up, Chen Jun brought a bucket of fish that Zhang Jianguo caught and handed it to Shang Qi: "Go and kill the fish."
Shang Qi squatted down, fiddled with the fish in the bucket with his fingers, and said lightly: "I don't know."
Chen Jun looked at him with disgust: "How did you take the word 'I can't' for granted? Let's go, I'll go there with you to kill fish."
The man said "um" and picked up the bucket and went to the edge of the field with Chen Jun.
The water in the fields is shallow and clear, which is very suitable for washing freshly killed fish.
Chen Jun took out a crucian carp the size of a palm and put it in a plastic bag and fell for a while. He pretended to be ferocious and said while falling: "I declare this fish called Xiangyi No. 1."
"Bang" up and down, and a fish soon disappeared. She threw the fish that had fallen to Shang Qi and asked him to clean up the belly.
"Xiang Yi No. 1 is quite plump, please be careful when cleaning it."
"Um."
One of the couple dared to say it, the other dared to ask: "What does Xiang Yi No. 1 want to make it?"
Chen Jun thought about it seriously and said, "Well... let's have five-spice spicy! The one Xiang Yi No. 3 will be used to make Huoxiang later, and it will be lighter and give it to Teacher Lingyao for food."
Shang Qi followed Chen Jun's finger and looked at Xiang Yi No. 3 and found that it was a catfish with less thorns and fat, which was very suitable for the elderly to eat.
In the live broadcast room, netizens' barrage:
[Damn, Junjunzi is amazing. She is really talented and brave. Are you not afraid of Xiang Yi’s fans tearing her up? She actually dares to diss Xiang Yi publicly on the show!]
[Hahahaha I like Junjunzi more and more, I'm really not artificial at all! I'm fine!]
[Real! Xiang Yi is so cheessy. I really think that after immersing herself in it for a while and then coming back, we will forget what she did before?]
[Junjunzi criticized her!! This dead woman not only made you mess with you, but also caused you to have a miscarriage, but now she is also plagiarizing your show! It’s shameless to be invincible in the world!]
This episode was just aired, and the topic of #Xiang Yi being eaten on the 10th# became a hot topic.
Those who were unaware of the situation thought that Xiang Yi had something wrong, but then they clicked on the topic to find out that it turned out that the fish that Chen Jun ate on the show were named "Xiang Yi No. X".
When Xiang Yi browsed this Weibo post, she almost fainted.
She immediately called the screenwriter of the program team and asked the screenwriter to add cameras to her during the recording tomorrow!
Chen Jun dares to Minghan her directly on the show. Can't she do it?
The live broadcast of "My Score" continues.
Chen Jun took the fish that was cut open by Shang Qi to the edge of the field and cleaned it one by one. When he thought of getting up, his legs were already numb.
She wiped her hands clean and reached out to ask Shang Qi to pull her up.
Shang Qi thought of the last episode, Cen Sheng hugged Xiao Yue and reached out to hug the girl.
He felt that he could not lose to other guests, and he had to do his best within a limited range.
Before Chen Jun could react to anything, his body flew into the air. The man actually lifted her up from the ground like a child.
She subconsciously hooked the man's neck and wrapped her legs around the other person's waist.
Before he could think of the sweet plot, Shang Qi turned around and stepped on the fish scales, his feet slipped, and Chen Jun fell into the paddy field.
Due to the location, Chen Jun was even worse. When he fell down, his entire face was pushed into the mud by Shang Qi.
Shang Qi reacted quickly and immediately took the girl out.
Shang Qi: "..."
Looking at Chen Jun's face that was covered in mud, he hurriedly wiped her.
Looking at the face that was getting dirtier and dizzy, he felt that he was dead.
I was so nervous that I didn't know what to do.
Chen Jun: “…………”
Damn Shang Qi, you are really dead.
You're really going to die.
You're almost a living dead person!
I want to crush you.
When netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they were all laughing:
【Hahahahahahahahahahaha I'm going to die.】
[Shang Qi, you are going to die!]
[Is he trying to learn from Cen Sheng? Hahahaha, you are dead, boss Shang!]
[You die, you die, and next year's day is your death day.]
[I'm a god, what kind of ghost operation is this! I just saw him push Chen Jun into the mud field? Hahahahahahaha ghost! You're dead!]
[Junjunzi's real name is miserable. Junjunzi, let's get rid of the bones and ashes.]
[They chase his wife and the crematorium, but our business bosses, who chased his wife, turned into ashes.]
[Red and booming hahahahahaha!! The ex-wife who can't catch me will die with her.]
With the help of the staff, Shang Qi and Shen Jun went ashore at the same time.
Chen Jun sat there without any emotion. Because her face was covered in mud, she couldn't see her expression clearly. She was like a killer without emotions.
But she could clearly see the whites of her eyes, staring at Shang Qi tightly.
The man was a little helpless and quickly took a tissue from the staff, pinched the girl's jaw, and wiped her little by little.
The more he wiped, the more he realized that Chen Jun's eyes were wrong.
That little look almost ate him.
The 15-year-old Shang Qi's psychological quality is still not hard-core enough. Facing Chen Jun's death gaze, he felt panicked and at a loss.
His hands were trembling and he couldn't control himself. When he wiped Chen Jun's face, he almost rubbed the girl's facial features into a ball.
The camera magnified the emotions on Shang Qi's face dozens of times.
This straight man with a look of expressionless look, but everyone could tell from his actions that he was panicked, and he was so panicked that he was too nervous.
Barrage:
【Hahahahahahahahahaha he panicked!】
[Transfer a knife to Junjunzi! Our little fairy also wants to pick up the butcher's knife today!]
【Hahahahahaha, he was panicked!】
Some people even made this video into emoticons.
Chen Jun, who was covered in mud, had no expression on his face. Her plump cheeks were pinched by Shang Qi, but she was still fiddled with them.
With the man's fierce operation, the facial features on her face were very distorted, and with her vicious rolling eyes, even if she didn't say a word, she still had a vigorous force.
Netizens sweated a lot of cold sweats to Shang Qi in their emoticons, and they withdraw his inner state more and more clearly.
Expression with text:
——What should I do if I am about to be crushed and ashes? Urgently, wait online.
When Shang Qi wiped Chen Jun's entire face clean, his eyes became even more panicked when he looked at Chen Jun.
His mind was blank and he couldn't think of any way to coax and apologize.
He simply held Chen Jun's unclean face, picked the cleanest place, and kissed him.
He got up quickly after kissing, and began to blow the rainbow fart with a calm face: "Love. You are a woman who is as fragrant as a rose. I love you, and I don't dislike you."
He still had a strong desire to survive, and he instantly dug out the most beautiful love words he thought were from his mind.
"I like the flowers in spring, the trees in summer, the dusk in autumn, the snow in winter. And, now you have a big flower face."
"Do you know what I cherish the most? It's you who are quiet at this moment."
"Junjun. You are so beautiful, even if it is so beautiful. God was so biased when he created you."
Chen Jun: "????"
Barrage:
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[Hahahahaha, the business owner gave you a kiss and asked for your forgiveness.]
[Just kissing is like avoiding being crushed and ashes? A dog man thinks beautifully! Junjunzi, he can't get out of bed!]
To be continued...