54, the kiss of bankruptcy(1/3)
Seeing these people loving each other, Xiang Yi glanced at her husband next to her, feeling extremely jealous.
Even if you hate it in your heart, you still have to do enough scenes.
She took Kang Yuan's hand and whispered: "Then sit down and rest for a while."
Then he thoughtfully unscrewed the water bottle for Kang Yuan and let her drink water.
Xiang Yi blocked the system and began to calmly think about what happened these days. She found that she relied too much on the system, which made the road ahead bumpy.
She cannot be led by the system, but needs to be the master of the system.
The system is just a tool. She cannot rely too much on it and has to use it selectively. After all, the system is just a system, a machine and not a human brain after all.
Realizing this, Xiang Yi decided to start from scratch to increase Kang Yuan's favorability value and use a different method.
Xiang Yi blocked the system's speaking function, and while taking a break, she began to look for useful things in the system mall.
The system deprives happiness points by using props in the mall.
She discovered that the fixed item in the mall is "Forgetting Water", which is unlimited, but when using it, you must pay an equivalent amount of "happiness value" in advance.
If the target is used "Forgetting Water", then Xiang Yi will have to pay "happiness points" in advance. If the other party does not have "happiness points", Xiang Yi will owe the system and be punished.
There are a lot of messy things in the system mall, and there is no classification. Usually when she comes to the system, she always follows the system's recommended products.
I opened it today and looked carefully, but I was troubled by the disorganized display in the mall.
She found something called "Chaos Pills" from the mall, which can be exchanged for 0.5 heroine halo points or 6 happiness points.
Xiang Yi has no happiness value, so she simply gets 0.5 heroine halo value.
She clicked on the attribute explanation:
[The confusion pill can cause people to have confused memory in a short period of time. The effect of this medicine is huge.]
[Advantage: causing memory confusion]
[Disadvantages: It has a divergent effect and can easily affect several people. The effect is within a week.]
[Tip: Please use it after the system customer service prompts.]
Xiang Yi searched around the mall again and found that this was the only one that was of some use to her.
If everyone's memory is confused during the recording of "Dear Master", how can the program continue to be recorded?
In the first episode of "Dear Essence", Shen Jun and the others let themselves go too much, and with the blessing of variety show effects, many netizens have already ridiculed that they look like Shen Jingbing.
If the memory of the guests in this episode is confused, the audience will definitely be more confused and have a worse sense of the program.
As high as the traffic exploded in the first issue, it is estimated that it will drop as low as this issue's "memory confusion".
She took the bottle of props and clicked the [Use] button.
Immediately afterwards, she found that the atmosphere in the team became subtle, and she suddenly felt a sense of depression.
At around six o'clock in the afternoon, the large army arrived at the ancient village.
The village chief had been waiting outside the village early in the morning. Hearing that a film crew was coming to film a TV show, he arranged for a running table.
There were about dozens of villagers who came to greet the crew of "Dear Worker".
There were old people, strong men, and women holding children.
Shang Qi stopped in place with Shen Jun on his back. Several children gathered around and looked at Shen Jun curiously.
A little girl with dark skin and nails full of dirt bit her fingers and raised her head and said to Shen Jun: "Sister, you are so beautiful."
The little girl's eyes were big and bright. When she looked at Shen Jun, her eyes were filled with starlight and innocence.
Shen Jun jumped off Shang Qi's back, took out two chocolates from the bag, handed them to her, and touched the little girl's head: "You are also very beautiful."
The little girl shyly held the chocolate in her hand, whispered "thank you", and ran back to the crowd.
Not long after the little girl ran back to the crowd, a woman grabbed her braid, snatched the chocolate from her hand, and handed it to the little boy in her arms.
The woman slapped the little girl on the head and scattered her hair.
She cursed angrily: "You're worthless, so you only need these two. What's the use of raising a dead girl like you?"
Seeing this scene, Shen Jun was on fire. She was about to step forward, but Kong Que was one step ahead of her.
Kong Que rushed into the crowd and pulled the little girl behind him. He pushed the woman who was cursing just now and said angrily: "Bold woman, girls are the most important weapon of the country and the foundation of the country's destiny. How dare you abuse girls like this."
Woman: “??”
He looked at Kong Que with a confused expression, then looked at the village chief: "Why are you acting with me? Then am I considered an extra? Do you want to pay me?"
Kong Que's empress power was about to rise, but was stopped by Mr. Wen.
Mr. Wen whispered to her: "Your Majesty, don't be angry. This is not the world we live in. Dai Viet is dead."
Because of the words of her beloved concubine Mr. Wen, her heart instantly calmed down, and her sharp eyes glanced at everyone looking at her, quite like a king who despised all living beings.
Shen Jun was shocked by Kong Que's acting skills and applauded secretly: "Que Que's acting skills are awesome."
Shang Qi glanced at her lightly: "Qi Qizi is not bad, why don't you praise Qi Qizi."
The cold tone coupled with the imitation of Shen Jun's words is actually a bit cute?
The village chief broke the solid atmosphere and said, "Thank you for coming all the way. We have prepared a banquet to receive you. Come with me!"
Under the guidance of the village chief, everyone walked into the village.
In the live broadcast room, netizens were shocked when they saw Kong Que performing:
[Holy shit, Que Quezi is so awesome, that acting performance just now was amazing!]
[Mr. Wen is still more awesome. It was Mr. Wen who entered the drama first and led everyone. Now even the magpies are also led.】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:
[Who said Kong Que has no acting skills? Then go out and slap him in the face in this part. This part is simply textbook-level acting, from his eyes to his posture, he is very good!]
[I feel like Quequezi has been delayed by rubbish movie and TV scripts! Junjunzi, please give us Quequezi a good script. I heard that you are making big moves recently.]
[I heard that Junjunzi has recently bought a lot of big IPs. The special effects team is looking for the best ones and has invested a lot of money.]
【#piequezi textbook acting#】
…
The village chief held a banquet in his courtyard. There were six tables in total, and the guests and staff could not sit down.
Shen Jun suggested asking the staff to move two more tables, but was stopped by the village elder's wife.
The village elder's wife said with an anxious look on her face: "What table are you girls going to sit on? Girls, just go get a bowl and eat next to it!"
Tang Hongying frowned when he heard this.
She put on the elegance and elegance of a master, and spoke slowly and reasonedly: "Why can't women serve at the table? Women are given birth to, who carry the bed to sleep on, the clothes to wear, and the clothes to play with. She is crying and wailing, Zhu Fusi The emperor, the king of the royal family. Women are heaven and should be held as treasures in the palm of your hand. Men should be humble and humble. How come you are here, but the other way around?"
Live barrage:
[Damn, Tang Hongying is so cultured! If I hadn’t watched the live broadcast, I would have thought she had a script!]
[Tang Hongying’s acting skills are also very good.]
【What's the big deal, everyone's acting skills are so good?】
The live broadcast continues.
Chen Beibei was also very angry and said: "Although it is a world of men now, if you women don't respect women, the sky above will definitely bring disaster and the people will not live in peace!"
As she spoke, she did not forget to take out a handful of talismans and throw them into the sky.
When the talisman fell to the ground, Chen Beibei raised her hands above her head and shouted to the sky: "God bless me!"
Live barrage:
【6666...Chen Beibei's tricks are as amazing as ever.】
[Hahahahahaha Chen Beibei is so funny, she really brought out the magic stick style of the ancient heavenly master! Hahahahahahaha]
[Hahahaha, Chen Beibei, this heavenly master who traveled from Nuzun Kingdom, made me laugh so hard hahahahahaha]
Because of the topic "women cannot serve at the table", Tang Hongying and Chen Beibei led the crew and had a quarrel with the village chief's wife.
The village chief squeezed into the crowd, smoked his pipe, and said earnestly: "To be honest, women cannot serve on the table. This is the rule of our village. If a woman serves on the table, it will offend the mountain god! If you insist on serving on the table,
Not welcome."
Kong Que shook his non-existent wide sleeves and snorted coldly: "Why do I need you to entertain me? You are ignorant and will be punished by God."
This angered the village chief, and he immediately said: "Why are you people like this? I entertain you with good wine and good food, but you don't respect our local customs? Okay, in that case, you go! Any household in our village will
I will not receive you again! As for the deposit I collected from you, I will return it to you!"
The villagers came to watch the fun, and they joked:
"Let's go, let's go. Do you care about your money?"
"A woman will anger the gods when she comes to the table!"
"That's right! Look at these women, dressed with their arms and legs exposed. Are you ashamed? Tsk tsk."
To be continued...