Chapter 65 For the monitor’s happiness(1/2)
When Chen Lu and others returned to the dormitory, it was already late at night, but the next day was the weekend, so it didn't matter.
As a result, as soon as they returned to the dormitory, Chen Lu was called out by Xu Jiang.
As soon as Xu Jiang left, the dormitory exploded.
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come back early. I could have followed Brother Lu to the female soldiers' dormitory to arrest people. It's a pity."
Tieniu looked like he had missed out on hundreds of millions.
Zhang Laifu scolded: "Brother Niu, I found that you have changed. What are your original intentions? You have a girlfriend now, so be more reserved."
The flea immediately jumped out and said angrily: "That's right, you can't ride in two boats. This is the behavior of a scumbag. If you want to go, I will go too."
Tieniu said seriously: "I want to make a contribution, what are you thinking?"
"Cut!"
Everyone booed.
At this moment, Wang Bing seemed to have thought of something and suddenly asked: "By the way, how did the squad deputy know that Huang Tao was hiding in the female soldiers' dormitory?"
After saying that, he looked at Tieniu doubtfully.
"I know this."
Tieniu immediately said proudly.
Suddenly, everyone's eyes were focused on Tieniu.
Originally, they wanted to ask Chen Lu himself, but as soon as he came back, he was called away by the squad leader, but they guessed that it might also be related to the capture of Huang Tao.
After Tieniu enjoyed the attention of everyone, he said one word after another: "Smell it."
Wang Bing frowned: "How is that possible?"
"Brother Lu is not a military dog, how could he smell it?"
Zhang Laifu also had a look of disbelief.
Tieniu shook his head and said: "Ask Brother Lu for details, but I watched him sniff it all the way."
Everyone was stunned for a moment when they heard it, it really smelled it!
Could it be that the top scorer in the college entrance examination is still a dog?
Outside the dormitory.
Xu Jiang looked at Chen Lu standing in front of him calmly and asked, "How did you find Huang Tao?"
Sure enough, as Wang Bing and others guessed, the squad leader was also involved in this incident. In fact, this is normal. How did Chen Lu catch Huang Tao? Xu Jiang has to report to the company commander.
Looking at Xujiang River as deep as a pool, as if he could see through people's hearts, Chen Lu said truthfully: "I can smell the scent on him."
Xu Jiang was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened suddenly, he leaned forward, stared at Chen Lu with burning eyes, and said: "You mean, you can distinguish the smell of everyone?"
"Yes."
Chen Lu nodded.
Xu Jiang took a deep breath and was silent for more than ten seconds to digest the news.
"This is a treasure!"
Xu Jiang looked at Chen Lu over and over again, with an excited expression on his face.
You know, a soldier with a dog nose is far more useful on the battlefield than a military dog, because no matter how well a military dog is trained, it is never that convenient to communicate with people.
If Chen Lu is on the battlefield in the future, this will definitely be a secret weapon. I didn’t expect that the military quality of the top scorer in the college entrance examination would be so good!
……
A few minutes later, Xu Jiang took Chen Lu back to the dormitory. Everyone who was in high spirits wanted to discuss it with Chen Lu, but Xu Jiang gave an order to turn off the lights and silence everyone.
A peaceful night.
At breakfast the next day, everyone returned to the dormitory to rest. The squad leader was not here, so the topic that had been suppressed all night was quickly brought up.
Wang Bing sat on the bed and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, are you a dog?"
"Huh?"
Chen Lu looked at Wang Bing with confusion. When did this guy become interested in the zodiac?
Zhang Laifu said with a smile: "We heard from Tieniu that you can tell the smell of Huang Tao's body. Is it true?"
I can also tell the smell of each of you's bacon, fleas, and body odor... Chen Lu cursed in his heart and said: "Well, everyone's smell is different. I am naturally more sensitive to smells.
."
It really smells like it!
This is more powerful than a military dog.
Wang Bing chuckled and said: "Deputy squad leader, are you supposed to be a military dog? You were born in the wrong fetus."
Chen Lu said angrily: "You are a dog."
In the dormitory, everyone was talking and laughing, and they were all startled by Chen Lu's amazing sense of smell.
At this moment, Wang Bing smiled and said: "Let's not talk about it anymore. The female soldiers last night were very sexy. Based on my experience, that little round female soldier is definitely interesting to you."
When it comes to women, everyone’s eyes light up.
"I watched it last night, and those female soldiers were more aggressive than the male soldiers, especially Xiao Yuan, who chased Brother Lu for his name."
"By the way, why don't our recruit companies use female soldiers?
……
At this moment, Xu Jiang came in from outside and said loudly: "Wang Bing, someone has delivered something to you. Go and get it."
Express delivery?
I don’t buy anything online. Besides, my phone has been confiscated. How can I buy it?
Wang Bing turned around, looked at Xu Jiang in confusion, and said in shock: "Squad leader, I didn't buy anything?"
Xu Jiang: "Go and take a look, maybe it was sent by a family member."
"Squad leader, no, can the recruit company also deliver express delivery?"
Zhang Laifu couldn't help but speak.
"Okay."
"Ah! Monitor, why didn't you tell us about such a big thing?"
Zhang Laifu looked annoyed
Xu Jiang said calmly: "You didn't ask."
Zhang Laifu: "..."
On the side, Wang Bing was slightly startled. He didn't know what he thought of at the next moment. He immediately jumped up and looked at everyone in the dormitory excitedly. He said excitedly: "I know, it was sent by one of my brothers. He said, I really have it."
If you have the courage to serve as a soldier, give me a mysterious gift, haha, it’s quite interesting.”
Tieniu joked: "They are really brothers, not sisters, right?"
"Go away, I'm not Wanwan."
The flea joked: "Mysterious gift, I won't send you a girlfriend by express delivery."
Wang Bing shook his head: "It should be delicious. Let's go, brothers, let's go together."
"Will there be spicy strips for food?"
Tieniu rolled his throat and hugged Wang Bing's shoulders, like a long-lost brother.
Foodie... Chen Lu was speechless when he looked at Tieniu, who turned his head faster than flipping through a book when he mentioned that there was something to eat.
As a result, before Chen Lu could react, the dormitory was filled with the sound of saliva.
"Let's go get something to eat."
"Brother Bing, your brother is a real brother, and he even knows how to send you food. Ask him, does he still recognize him as a brother?"
……
As soon as everyone heard that there was something to eat, they immediately became energetic.
One is that it is too boring to stay in the dormitory on weekends, and the recruit company is not allowed to go out. The other is that the food in the army is the same, and they feel that their mouths are about to fade away.
Chen Lu did not move and continued to lie on the bed.
He was still recalling what Xu Jiang said to him when he returned to his dormitory.
If it weren't for the negative impact caused by deserters, his arrest this time would actually be regarded as meritorious service. However, it cannot be said that if there are deserters in the army, catching them will be regarded as third-class merit?
It's a bit like guarding and stealing.
Just like that, his achievements passed by.
If it counts as a meritorious service this time, there may be experience points as rewards, and you can level up.
To be continued...