In order to write this article, Wang Quan actually did a lot of preparations and had an in-depth understanding of Song Zude and all the people and things related to him.

Because Song Zude also had several works as a director and actor, although his reputation was worse than his face, there were some useful comments that made Wang Quan fully understand Song Zude.

Including but not limited to the scolding with Guo Degang, who was criticized to the point where he could no longer take care of himself, and the death of director Xie Jin, who spread rumors about his brother Liu Xinda two years later. This also strengthened Wang Quan's determination to scold this clown.

, Mader, don’t you know that "Garland Under the Mountain" is one of my favorite movies!

At the beginning, "Haha, I didn't expect to see a new article so soon. I actually didn't expect that I would also like to thank Teacher Song Zude."

"I saw a news headline online a few days ago, saying that a senior sister from our film school is a surname changer, and it caused an uproar on the Internet. I can testify that it is true, and many alumni know about it!"<

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"Because I know this senior sister a little bit. She used to take her father's surname An, but now she takes her mother's surname Liu. Why doesn't it count as a change of surname? I was surprised at that time. This is worthy of discussion on the Internet. Song

Teacher, don’t you have a person with a different surname in your family?”

"Your younger brother Liu Xinda, whose original name is Song Zuxing, not only changed his surname, but also his name."

"By the way, why do you two brothers pretend not to know each other? Is it to appear objective and fair when you flatter each other and help each other?"

Song Zude did not do his hype alone. He had a very famous hype partner named Liu Xinda, who was a writer and also made shoes (laughs).

Liu Xinda's identity as a writer made him appear very authoritative. With his cooperation and assistance, some of Song Zude's astonishing words were able to fool some people, and China's population base was too large, so momentum gradually formed.

Liu Xinda's true identity is Song Zuxing, Song Zude's cousin. She was adopted into Song Zude's family since she was a child. The two cousins ​​look like twins, but no netizens noticed the problem, so Wang Quan was the first to expose it.

A thorough popularization of science.

Then Wang Quan continued, "Oh, just reading one title made me think so much. The content must be quite exciting, so I patiently continued to read Teacher Song's article, and then I realized that I had read it wrong. It was about transgender, not transgender.

Changed my surname! It turns out that my senior sister is actually my senior brother!"

"I have no way of knowing whether this is true or not, but I still want to believe it is true. After all, how could Teacher Song lie to others? If he made up such rumors about a little girl, wouldn't he become a bastard?

, scum, beast, stinky shit."

"But if Teacher Song is not a bastard, a scumbag, a beast, or a stinking piece of shit, you should still come up with evidence in time, instead of touching your upper lip to your lower lip. Well, this action seems a bit difficult for Teacher Song. Your teeth are too prominent.

It should not be closed.

"Although I have never seen Teacher Song's true face, I have admired Teacher Song's photos. The pair of front teeth are so ingenious that I often imagine him doing some work in the kitchen opening bottles and cans without using any tools. A pair of front teeth

If you poke it down, you can build roads and bridges over mountains and rivers. You can't do anything, even the kitchen knife can be put away.

"Besides, this face irritates the painter to death and the carpenter to death. Even when Lu Ban comes, he has to cry. The threads hanging from all sides cannot be turned out. It looks like he has drunk diabetes. It is really amazing. How can a human face look like this?

The mark, if you look closely, looks like a pelvis. A pair of eyes are very lively, like chestnuts, with the bottom facing up and connecting with the bladder, and the tip facing down, attached to the pubic symphysis, and that mouth..." (Note 1)

"Oh, I'm going too far. It's all because Teacher Song looks too abstract, which makes people always think about it.

"Back to the topic, we definitely believe that Teacher Song is not a bastard, a scumbag, a beast, or a stinking piece of shit. But when a public figure speaks, he still has to provide evidence and cannot make nonsense. He must be worthy of his face. No, I thought of Teacher Song again.

That face makes me laugh for a while.

"Okay now. I have been professionally trained. I generally don't laugh unless I can't help it. Let's use an analogy. Take Teacher Song as an example. If you don't need evidence to speak, then I can say this. In fact, Teacher Song

He is also a transgender person. Yes, yes, he is actually her. I didn’t expect it. In the United States, I saw Mr. Song causing a big fuss at the plastic surgery hospital, and it even made local news. It turned out that he was asking the plastic surgery hospital to refund his money.

Said that the other party made him look too ugly.

"According to the reporter's interview, Teacher Song turned out to be a woman, but because she was ugly, she had not found a partner even in her thirties. The village introduced her to an old bachelor who was in his forties or fifties and didn't choose anything. But when he saw her

I vomited dryly, and even my legs were shaking and almost paralyzed.

"Reluctantly, Teacher Song's parents suggested that she change gender and become a man, which would be the perfect way to pass on the old Song family's surname. After all, her brother has changed his surname to Liu, and the Song family can only rely on her. In this way, the old Song family will have

The two have changed their sex, and they are simply shining brightly on the family line."

"But who would have thought that Teacher Song, who had transformed into a man, was still so ugly and couldn't find a girlfriend. In anger, he even caused a scene in a plastic surgery hospital in the United States, which embarrassed all the people in the country. At that time, my classmates asked me about it, and I was shocked.

Say he is a neon man."

"The above is the rumor I demonstrated. Since it does not require photos or evidence, it only relies on imagination, so the sequence and transition are very smooth and flawless. It is simply the embryo of a good script. It can be used for suspense and literature.

, but I can never do comedy, because I am a professional and generally don’t laugh unless I can’t bear it... hahaha.

"I am indeed worthy of being a screenwriter selected for an Oscar! Okay, let's call it a day and go to bed."

I finished the article in one go, published it, refreshed it, and saw the first comment.

Jiu Guhuo Painpo: Ah? Is the sofa mine?!

Instead of "I'm not Liu Yifei", Wang Quan immediately lost interest, ignored the netizen, put his arms around Gadot and fell asleep.

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Domestic, Beijing.

Liu Yifei thought that she could settle the matter by not responding, but she didn't expect that the matter would become more heated than it would become.

Yesterday, in order to promote Shendiao, she participated in a program. The host asked about the topic of transgender in a very rude manner. Her angry mother took her away and interrupted the recording, which made Zhang Jizhong who was present at the time very embarrassed.

Even some students in the class looked at me in a wrong way. Although they didn't say anything, they were definitely wondering what kind of species they were. Only Yawen was very careful to protect himself. He is really a good person.<

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If it was just like this, Liu Yifei felt that she could still hold on, but she was afraid that Wang Quan, who was far away in the United States, would also hear about it and even believe it.

Later, Liu Yifei thought about it. If junior Wang Quan knew about it, he would definitely ask Mimi immediately. Then as long as she made Mimi believe that she was innocent, Wang Quan would not have unreasonable doubts.

Oops, why have I become smarter and smarter recently? Is it secondary development?

Liu Yifei complacently went to the dormitory downstairs to look for Yang Mi. Yuan Shanshan in the dormitory said she was not there, then she stood up and wanted to approach Liu Yifei, but she didn't dare, her expression was tangled.

Liu Yifei walked straight up to her and unexpectedly slapped Yuan Shanshan on her buttocks, "Okay, I'm leaving, junior sister."

"Ah!"

As soon as Liu Yifei left, Yuan Shanshan screamed out and stared blankly at the place where she was touched. At this moment, she felt that she was unclean!

Liu Yifei, who has a secondary brain development, guessed that today is not the weekend and there are many freshman classes, so Mimi should have gone to Wang Quan’s secret cabin.

So she walked over and knocked on the door. It took a long time before she heard a response.

"Who?"

"Mimi, it's me, Art Concubine."

"Ah!" The voice inside seemed surprised, and then I heard the sound of someone hurriedly sorting something out.

After a while, Yang Mi opened the door and welcomed Liu Yifei in, "Yifei, why are you here? Are you okay?"

Liu Yifei looked at Yang Mi's obviously red face and asked strangely, "Mimi, what are you doing?"

"Nothing, I'm going to sleep~" She stretched her waist and at the same time surprised Liu Yifei.

Liu Yifei noticed the computer here. She walked over and touched the computer host. It was hot.

"Were you online just now?"

"No, no."

"You are just surfing the Internet!" Liu Yifei pressed forward step by step, "Tell me, are you also reading my posts?"

Huh?

Liu Yifei didn't look angry at all. She spread her hands and said, "Look, look, if the Internet says you are a boy, I will definitely be curious."

Yang Mi, "I'm not curious, I don't believe it at all."

"Oh, you're really not curious? I originally wanted to prove it to you." Liu Yifei suddenly smiled mischievously.

"Ah!"

Yang Mi sat down next to Liu Yifei, "Is it true? How do you want to prove it?"

Liu Yifei dug into her bag and said, "Please take a look!"

"Mobile phone?"

Liu Yifei, "It's a photo on the phone."

Next, Liu Yifei showed Yang Mi her childhood photos, the kind of paper photos taken with a mobile phone. There were dozens of photos from childhood to adulthood. They were all dressed like little girls, with pigtails and skirts. They were cute and lovable.

It's pity, and you can tell it's a beauty embryo at a very young age. It looks similar to now, and you can tell it's a person at a glance.

Yang Mi was speechless for a while, "You are too narcissistic to put so many photos of your childhood on your phone."

Liu Yifei asked, "Don't you have it on your phone?"

"No, maybe it's on my mother's phone, and you can't explain the problem."

"This doesn't explain the problem?"

Yang Mi, "What if you have been a transvestite since childhood."

Liu Yifei, "wtf!" She was so angry that she almost cursed in English. Can she still understand it like this! (Note 2)

"Then how can you believe it?" If you don't believe it, how can Wang Quan believe it? If Wang Quan doesn't believe it, how can I make progress!

"It's not impossible,"

(Note 1: This is based on Guo Degang’s article that criticized Song Zude. The original article was eloquent and full of thousands of words. It is far more enjoyable than what I have seen so far. Guo can be called the master of the world of scolding.

Note 2: wtf: whatthefuck, what the hell)
Chapter completed!