When Emperor Ling heard this, he was really stunned: "Are you comparing me to Emperor Wu?"

Brother Ji immediately recognized the taste. In fact, old fans who are familiar with the Three Kingdoms all know that Emperor Ling has a lot of jokes. One of them is that Emperor Ling asked a certain official: "How do I compare with Emperor Huan?", and the official replied: "

Your Majesty wants to compare with Emperor Huan, just like Yu Shun and Tang Yao compared with De..."

Although Emperor Ling felt that he was being ridiculed, he was not really stupid at all, and he did not kill him.

Of course, Brother Ji also saw the personality of Emperor Ling from this joke: First, he was indeed motivated. Second, he was self-aware and embarrassed to compare with other emperors, so he only dared to compare with Emperor Huan. All I can say is,

The layout is small, so be confident!

So Chicken Brother beat the chicken blood fiercely: "Yes, of course we are competing with Emperor Wu! As long as Emperor Wu is used as the benchmark, even if the final achievement is not as good as Emperor Wu, it will still be better than ordinary emperors."

This is the chicken blood commonly used by the Chicken Brother organization: people's goals should be lofty and the president should be the goal. Even if they fail to become president in the end, they are still much better than ordinary people. This trick can be said to be tried and true!

Emperor Ling sighed: "Do I have an end?"

Brother Ji was shocked and said: "Why did your Majesty say this?"

Emperor Ling looked at the sick tiger rooster: "I actually know the rumors in Luoyang. They say that my emperor's star is dark and disturbed by the Xianbei Tanshi Huai. Fortunately, General Tianwei has renewed my luck. But tonight, I always

feel……"

The thigh that I finally hugged, even if it is Tuogu, I still need more time to operate the foundation plug, how can I not resist tonight?

Brother Ji was anxious: "Your Majesty, I don't understand the astrology, but I understand the ways of people's hearts! Your Majesty, ask yourself, who really supports you?"

Emperor Ling shook his head: "My mother, uncle, wife, and uncle can't trust me anymore. I can only trust Shi Chang Shi."

Brother Ji clapped his hands and said: "That's right. The Shi Chang Shi are eunuchs. Without His Majesty, they are nothing. They must be loyal to His Majesty, but others, Yuan Shu directly took the jade seal."

As soon as he heard the word "Jade Seal", Emperor Ling's expression changed and he coughed violently, suddenly coughing up thick phlegm and blood congestion!

Damn it!!! This fat guy is really going to die!

Brother Chicken didn't dare to think it was dirty, so he wiped it dry with his sleeves as if it were chicken manure.

Emperor Ling sighed: "Look..."

We’ve come to this point! Brother Chicken might as well make a big move and taste shit, put it on his tongue and lick it to taste!

Emperor Ling was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing?"

Damn shit is more disgusting than chicken poop. I am being a bitch. Damn it!!!

The chicken brother didn't change his expression and started to make up nonsense: "Your Majesty, this is not a flattering villain, the villain is a chicken master. This chicken master has a unique skill which is to taste the chicken manure, so that he can check the status of the fighting cocks, and then he can raise a chicken like General Tianwei.

Invincible fighting cock."

Emperor Ling was also shocked: "The chicken master still has such a unique skill? This is the first time I have heard of it. Can you tell me about it?"

Damn it, you are about to die and you still think about cockfighting. This is your advantage! Look at me tricking the dead chickens into living!

Brother Chicken got excited: "Your Majesty, if you were really about to die and lost all hope, you would definitely not ask about Chicken Master's secret knowledge. Your Majesty, ask yourself, does your Majesty feel like you are going to do it?"

Emperor Ling sighed: "I haven't had enough fun. I don't seek immortality, I just want to borrow another five hundred years from heaven..."

That's fine, if it had been another five hundred years, no matter how chaotic it was, it would probably be nothing.

Chicken Brother said: "There is an air of depression in your Majesty's blood. This air is not external poison. It is the air of being jealous of yourself and doubting yourself. In fact, this situation often occurs in cockfighting. For example, after losing two battles,

The fighting cock becomes timid and begins to doubt its ability!"

Emperor Ling was also excited: "What should we do?"

Chicken Brother said: "Cockfighting is easy. Just find a few chickens that look ferocious, but actually have hidden wounds and have been playing for a long time. Then you can kill them, and your confidence will be restored and your depression will disappear! So when I see this Luoyang cockfighting ring, any gamecock that loses the battle will be defeated."

It is actually not advisable to be killed and eaten directly, because the defeated chicken also has its final important value."

Emperor Ling sighed sadly: "I see! The main reason is that these princes in Luoyang are too extravagant and cannot tolerate losers."

Having said this, Emperor Ling thought of business: "Then what should I do? I can't find someone to kill me, right?"

Brother Chicken said: "Of course not. What I want to say is that most of the time, people don't die from illness, but from frightening themselves to death. Even if Your Majesty is a little sick, but he hears rumors with ulterior motives, he will become suspicious of evil spirits.

All kinds of depressive energy are stagnant, and minor illnesses are suppressed into serious illnesses. A serious illness scares me to death!"

Emperor Ling was shocked: "Is this really so?"

It has to be like this! Even if you don’t believe it, your desire to survive will make you choose to believe it!

Brother Ji continued to talk nonsense: "There is also one of the horoscopes that says that Tan Shihuai is very powerful? I don't believe it. Hulu has no national destiny for a hundred years, and he doesn't have salt, iron, food, or armor. How can he be so powerful? Just by his livelihood.

There are so many people, so hungry that they can’t feed the whole family? I thought he was returning to his former glory. In fact, I also heard rumors spread by a rookie from Cai Yong’s place!”

Anyway, Cai Yong is spreading rumors tonight. I made up a random rumor to slap him!

Emperor Ling became more and more excited: "What did Cai Zhonglang say?"

Brother Ji did not forget to be rigorous: "Your Majesty, I did not say that this was said by Cai Yong, I only said that it was spread by Cai Yong's rookie."

"Speak quickly, speak quickly!"

Brother Ji said: "This Tan Shihuai is actually dead a long time ago. He deliberately looked back and made such an imposing appearance, and then cooperated with the Emperor Star in Luoyang to stir up rumors, just to frighten His Majesty and let His Majesty get ahead of him.

collapse."

Emperor Ling was shocked: "Is this really so!?"

It must be so. This is based on historical facts! Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty died in 189, and Tan Shihuai died in 181!

Brother Ji said: "Your Majesty, think about it. Although this Tan Shihuai is in his prime, he is marching east and west non-stop during the day, and at night he is fighting with a group of women to give birth to offspring. There is not much nourishment in the bitter cold land, and the various water sources are not clean.

Not to mention that there are evil spirits in the north who are specifically targeting him. He does not have General Tianwei to exorcise evil spirits for him. He will not live long! Your Majesty is different.

Will the general be unable to defeat him if he exorcises evil spirits?"

Emperor Ling's face lit up with enthusiasm after hearing this: "Of course! Even though I can't compare to Emperor Wu, I still have the confidence to live longer than a barbarian!"

After saying that, he coughed violently again and again in excitement, and coughed up a pool of blood.

Brother Ji suppressed his nausea and repeated his old tricks, and then said with a happy face: "Your Majesty! Your depression is not as strong as before! So your Majesty must cheer up and have confidence. As long as you survive tonight, your Majesty will find capable people to help you.

It is not impossible to directly pursue Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty!"

Emperor Ling was extremely pleased: "Isn't a capable man right in front of me? I will make you the Chang Shilang, and you will be my Dongfang Shuo. From now on, you can freely enter the palace to meet me!"

Dongfang Shuo was an official! He was on the same level as Shi Chang Shi, and he didn’t have to cut his balls!

Brother Ji kowtowed in ecstasy: "Thank you Lord for your kindness!"

In the final analysis, it is all about giving the emperor some chicken blood to sustain him. If he can survive for one more day, my regular servant will be stable for one more day!

The knocked copper coins flying around immediately inspired Brother Chicken: "Your Majesty should have another difficult matter in your heart, and I am willing to help your Majesty resolve it!"

Emperor Ling smiled happily: "What's the matter?"

Brother Ji said: "This is the money! Your Majesty cares about their thoughts, but he also has his own thoughts, so he can't decide to pay attention."

Emperor Ling was delighted: "What should I do if I love you?"

Brother Ji said: "Leave it to me to run it! Although I work in the Zhong family's industry, I am actually an outsider. Therefore, I know my situation and will definitely be loyal to His Majesty like Shi Changshi. And precisely because I work in the Zhong family,

Giving it to the ministers to operate is equivalent to returning the money to the Zhong family in face, and they can accept it in their hearts. In this way, the ministers are harmonious, and your majesty can also use the ministers' hands to control them, which is the best of both worlds!"

Emperor Ling burst into laughter and spurted blood: "Okay, okay! You are my Sang Hongyang!"

Brother Chicken was ecstatic: "Your Majesty, is he still depressed?"

Emperor Ling smiled and said: "It feels much more comfortable!"

While we were laughing, the market clock sounded: "It's midnight!!"

Emperor Ling's face straightened, and Brother Ji said: "Your Majesty, what a trivial matter! General Tianwei will do this again..."

…

On June 3rd, midnight finally arrived!

Dachun, who had been monitoring the movements of the Pleiades Chicken, was really shocked!

This Brother Chicken is incredible. Is he probably the biggest official among the players? He has also taken away all Zhong Huang’s money. Is this the strength of Brother Chicken? Travelers, as long as there is a chance, no matter how frustrated they have been in the past,

You can still make a comeback!

Void Sun Rat said: "It works, the Emperor Star shines brightly!"

Dachun was shocked: "Is this possible?"

Xushu said: "It should be a return to light!"

Damn it! Who is going to shine again?

Dachun said in shock: "How long can that last?"

Xu Sun Rat said in a deep voice: "I don't know! But the more powerful the Emperor Star is, the more scruples the demons in the palace may have. What's more, the Pleiades Sun Rat has just eliminated a powerful enemy. I believe that this Luoyang Palace can still

The key to stability is your side!"

That's right, Dachun sensed a large number of energy bodies swarming in from outside the fairyland!
Chapter completed!