Did Boss Zhou say that on purpose, or did he really not understand?

Then it cannot be verified.

Anyway, the simple invitation written by Zhou Laoda, written by him, was written by him, made of red paper, and said, "I'm so happy, Yu Moon, I visited Zhou's thatched cottage in the 6th production team, and came to Xiaoju.

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The "drink" for a drink is not written by Mr. Zhou.

Anyway, Boss Zhou remembers crosstalk. In storytelling, the storyteller talks about inviting others to drink, and they all say little pecking.

Just peck!

Anyway, there are only 8 taels of meat on the table, so it is impossible to let go of it and eat it...

"Uncle Zhang's family, don't invite him, right?"

Ye Erniang knelt in the yard, her butt was sticking out, and she muttered, "Although the couple is a generous person, they have a lot of appetite and are so edible."

"If he brought his three children with him, we would probably have to pay him back..."

Ye Erniang settled the accounts carefully with her fingers: "A adult meal, even if he eats half a pound of food, the couple will have 1 pound, and 3 babies will count as 1 pound.

2 kilograms of grain, 40% fine grain, 60% coarse grain... 1 kilogram of grain is counted as grain coupons, and it is estimated that 2 kilograms of grain will cost 4 8 cents... 2 kilograms of grain will cost 4 8 cents, plus a pack of cigarettes, 1 7 cents

, This is 6 cents and 5 cents.

There are 6 bowls of dishes on a table. The people of the Zhang family eat 60% of them, which costs at least 1 yuan. If you give a gift, even if Uncle Zhang gives 1 yuan6...

Oh, we have to pay a few cents! No, no, this family cannot invite all of them!"

During this period, the production team invited guests, and when the host went to send a message to the guests, or sent a post, it would explain whether it was "invited all".

If the host specifically stated "invitation", it means to invite the whole family to have dinner together.

on the contrary,

If the owner does not declare the word "invitation", it means: only the "head of the family" of that family will go to the banquet alone.

Very funny.

But this is the truth.

All are tricks caused by poverty...

Boss Zhou, carrying a large bucket of pigs, happened to pass by the eaves.

He just heard him mumble, "You use 46 grains on the wedding table, are you not afraid of others throwing your bowl?"

The members of the production team usually eat by themselves, and sometimes they use 28 grains: 80% of coarse grains and 20% of fine grains.

But when the production team just paid off the grain at the beginning of the year, in order to get some good food, everyone would appropriately increase the proportion of fine grains.

But at most, it is 46 grains.

That is, fine grains account for 40% and coarse grains account for 60%.

At rural banquets, the fine grains in the meal will be greatly improved, usually 37, or even 28.

Just now, Ye Erniang was lying there and muttering, saying that she would use 46 grains at her wedding banquet, which made Boss Zhou very unhappy!

Are you happy marriage?

I can't get anything?!

Boss Zhou was not interested in his father's marriage, but he wanted to have a better meal in his heart.

Didn't expect it,

This wedding banquet is almost the same quality as the usual meals at home!

Luo Xuan used 73 grains for the food for the people who worked.

In other words, when Luo Xuan asked Aunt Zhang to cook for the people who work, the fine grains should reach 70%.

Now that Uncle Zhou and Ye Erniang are married, the food they eat is not as good as the food they use to entertain the people who work?

Boss Zhou is also a big child in his family, so he can be considered as half a pillar of the listing.

Ye Erniang, who had entered the family halfway, naturally did not dare to underestimate him too much.

Hearing this, Ye Erniang asked, "What do you mean, what kind of food should you make that day?"

"Pure dry rice! Pure rice!"

Boss Zhou said, "The food is not good, the meat is small, and there is more corn than rice in the rice. Who will eat your broken mat?"

"Bang--"

A ragged cloth shoe drew an arc in the air and accurately hit Boss Zhou's back, "You dog, I don't think you are kind-hearted! Do you want to eat me up?"

Mr. Zhou, who was sitting on the edge of the trunk, was still holding another bad shoe in his hand and pretending to beat him, "This is a wife, a wife, a woman, a woman, a woman, a woman, a woman, a woman, a woman, a woman.

Life is used to live slowly and endure slowly. How can you ignore it like this, want to earn face and go hungry?

Damn it, let me come up with such bad ideas!”

Boss Zhou put the bucket on the ground, "Then you feed the pigs yourself, get married by yourself, and live by yourself. Anyway, I want to split up with you, who will be your filial son and grandson?"

After saying that, Boss Zhou ran away!

The panicked Ye Erniang quickly spoke up and said, "Hey, big kid, don't leave! You have to help write this post.

We will be a family in the future, so we have to discuss and live a harmonious life.”

Boss Zhou left a sentence, "Who is with your family? Your surname is Ye, my surname is Zhou, robbers and thieves."

Speaking of which, everyone is not doing serious things, but is that a family? They are born to not pee in the same pot..."

After saying that, Boss Zhou had already run far away.

"Let him go! I'm so angry, mom, why did you raise such a retribution?"

Uncle Zhou was so angry that he was so angry that he said, "I wouldn't say that I would learn from Luo Xuan and make some money to support the family income. How dare I scold my mother for this retribution child?"

The sentence Zhou’s just now, “I can’t pee in a pot” is a catchphrase that many people like to say.

But if you really need to dig into the meaning of this sentence, the origin is still relatively long.

In ancient times, scholars were most afraid of being scolded by others as women.

When the ancients woke up at night, men used chamber pots, while women used urine buckets.

You can imagine: how big is the gap between the chamber pot used by men and the urine bucket used by women?

And what Boss Zhou said before, "No one will come to eat Ye Erniang's broken mat."

His words were actually a pun: the mat was slept, so how many people were coming over?

In the countryside, there are so many such secret swear words, one pun!

Boss Zhou doesn’t have to learn it now, he can just open his mouth and say a bunch of such disgusting words.

"Forget it, the child is old, and it's useless to beat and scold him."

Ye Erniang originally wanted to have a good relationship with Boss Zhou so that she could establish a stable foothold in this family.

I didn’t think,

Boss Zhou doesn’t recognize her mother at all!

"Forget it, we won't be angry. Then do it, who should I invite to dinner?"

Ye Erniang whispered, "Luo Xuan must have been invited all. Dai Hongmei's father is a public family and usually does not go home. Dai Hongmei and her mother are the only ones left in the house, so please invite them all.

Luo Xuan and Dai Hongmei are both particular about people, and the gifts should not be short.

Oh, there is also Yi Yang..."

Yi Yang is a single family and a perfect partner for "full invitation".

But as soon as he talked about Yi Yang, Ye Erniang couldn't help but feel difficult: "Yi Yang is now staying in the door and is unwilling to see anyone. He doesn't earn any more work points in the production team. Hey, a young man, Duo Jun

!It’s a pity that it was ruined... His father, please don’t invite this Yi Yang?”

"It's good-looking and has a hammer to use! Can he get food for his family, or can he get subsidies with his face?"

Uncle Zhou slashed Ye Ziyan and said, "Please! I personally sent the invitation to him. Humph, I am also the representative of the Poon in the production team. How dare he not give me any face?"

During this period, there was a Chairman Pinnon in each production team.

This position has no real power.

That is, when there is a BKStian conference in the school or the unit, these people will come in handy.

They will go back and perform in various schools.

Because the production team is far away from the school and the unit, the school or unit will take care of a meal.

Sometimes, a little subsidy will be given.

That's it.

Uncle Zhou and Ye Erniang were in the breeding room, racking their brains to think about who should ask and who should not ask?
To be continued...