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Chapter 261 Holding hands gives birth to baby monkeys(1/3)

 Luo Xuan, Bu Yaoming and Du Zhong, and the group of three had just turned over the valley.

Then I saw the monkey hiding on a tall yellow orchid tree, jumping up and down there anxiously.

"You come down, can I still eat you?"

Bu Xiaoyu, who was standing under the tree, smiled at the monkey on the tree, "You are a big man, don't you dare to act? Here comes, I will talk to you clearly today."

The monkey grabbed the tree branch and was about to speak.

But he caught a glimpse of Bu Yaoming and others walking from afar, and his legs became weak!

"Sister Bu, ancestor Xiaoyu, can you let me go?"

The monkey begged, "I am just a descendant of a small comprador. I am a human being with my tail between my legs every day, and I never dare to provoke anyone.

Now we want to follow Luo Xuan and have some food to eat.

In the future, if Luo Xuan sends me a wife, we will be content in this life... You are the captain's baby daughter, and we... are really not suitable."

The monkey wanted to marry a wife, but she was almost crazy.

According to his vision, he honestly followed Luo Xuan to farm, hunt, and worked hard for several years.

perhaps,

Then I can still marry a woman with a big butt and thick waist to be my wife.

As for whether she is beautiful or not, how many hands she has, it doesn't matter...

If you are a woman, as long as she can give birth.

Monkeys are not picky about food.

With his ingredients, monkeys are not qualified to be picky.

But he never expected that Bu Xiaoyu in front of him would catch him and chase him desperately every day!

Bu Xiaoyu is good, young and beautiful.

But precisely because Bu Xiaoyu's family has good conditions and the ingredients are red, this is far beyond the expectations of his future wife in Monkey.

Just like the beggar who originally wanted to get a bowl of overnight dinner, now, someone invites him to eat the braised goose that has just been cooked...

It is good to eat braised goose.

It's a pity,

There was also a guy holding a big wooden stick next to him, staring at him...

Therefore, Bu Xiaoyu's pursuit of the monkey did not bring him a surprise.

But it's frightened.

Bu Xiaoyu was standing under the tree at a low position. She didn't see Luo Xuan, Bu Yaoming and others had already come.

She only heard her giggle and said, "Monkey, you said it's not suitable, but it's not suitable?"

But why do I feel that we are very suitable?

You come down! Can you hide in the tree for the rest of your life? Let me tell you, I don’t mind you, I will marry you... Hehe, I will give birth to a little monkey with you!"

Girls and old ladies in the mountains are usually bold and even unrestrained.

Bu Xiaoyu actually doesn't understand things about men and women.

But she couldn't resist saying anything!

The cold wind was cold, and Bu Xiaoyu's words had already floated into Bu Yaoming's ears.

It made his heart fall into an ice hole...

"What?! I dare not act but dare not be... What did this dead monkey do to my Xiaoyu?"

Bu Yaoming pulled Eucommia Du, "You come and carry the burden, I will settle the score with him!"

As he said that, Bu Yaoming put the load on the ground.

He ran towards the Yellow Gate orchid tree, and a gust of wind rushed over!

Du Zhong, who was anxious, shouted, "You asked me to carry the load, and at least put down the shoulder pole for me."

Bu Yaoming rushed under the tree,

He raised the shoulder pole in his hand, aimed at the monkey on the tree, and smashed it hard with all his strength!

"Hey young! Uncle Bu, don't fight!"

The shoulder pole is like a javelin, passing through the branches with a whizz, and piercing straight towards the monkey.

He was so scared that he quickly jumped from one branch to another branch.

The branches are swaying, and the monkey is shaking.

Bu Xiaoyu, who was shocked under the tree, quickly reached out and grabbed Bu Yaoming who was picking up stones on the ground, "Dad, what are you doing? Are you planning to beat someone to death? Dad, don't smash it, be careful that he will fall down,

What should I do if it breaks it?"

"I'm going to kill him!"

Bu Yaoming gritted his teeth and said, "It's not that people cannot be buried in the pile of rocks in this mountain! I... get out of the way, I must kill him today!"

"Discipline, pay attention to discipline! Dad, you are a cadre, so you can't do anything randomly."

How dare Bu Xiaoyu let go?

He grabbed her father's arm desperately and shouted to the tree, "Are you a stupid monkey? The third generation said, "You little monkey, you can't run away quickly?"

When the monkey heard this, he looked down at the terrain and was about to sing!

Just at this moment, Sanshi and Du Juan walked towards this place one after another.

Bu Yaoming rushed forward with a quick step and reached out to grab the gun on Sanshi's shoulder!

This is a standard rifle!

If Bu Yaoming was snatched away by the anger, 10 monkeys would not be enough to train him in a target.

Three lifetimes were very anxious, and while pulling the armed belt, he begged for mercy, "Don't do this! The hunting team has regulations, guns are always there, people are there... Uncle Bu, calm, calm!"

"I'll calm down!"

Bu Yaoming was very strong and had a slightly thin body, and his third life was a little too weak to rob him.

Three lives were so anxious that they turned their heads and shouted at Du Juan: "My sister Juan, come and help! Don't let Captain Bu make mistakes!"

Sister Juan?

Holding a large wooden barrel containing rice, Du Zhong, who was following behind, heard this and suddenly put the rice barrel in his hand, "I, where is my hatchet that is more than two feet long?!"

The situation is urgent,

Du Juan quickly rushed forward and helped Sanshi protect the gun while panic and said in a panic, "Uncle Bu, be calm! Xiaoyu and the others did nothing, why are you so angry?"

Bu Yaoming was tired of robbing too.

While panting, he said hatefully: "I did nothing? I'm almost giving birth to a little monkey!"

Du Juan was stunned, "How is that possible? Every day when I go out, Xiaoyu is with me. When we sleep at night, we also sleep in the same stone house. How could we have any little monkeys?"

At the foot of Xiao Laojun Mountain is a shack built by a hunting team.

Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu climbed to the bandit's nest on the mountain to spend the night.

The two of them were already very brave, and with the Ah Huang from Bu Xiaoyu's house, they also added some courage to Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu.

Let Bu Xiaoyu take Ah Huang wherever he goes, which is also Luo Xuan's meaning.

Because Luo Xuan knew: it will take less than half a year, all the dogs in the production team will probably not be able to escape the fate of accompanying Huajiao and Daqiu!

By that time, everyone had no choice but to eat, who would still dislike dog meat?

When Bu Yaoming heard Du Juan say this, he felt a little relieved.

But it is a big deal, and he dare not be careless.

"Then ask her!"

Bu Yaoming stood under the tree with one finger and was reaching out to help the monkey escape, "Xiaoyu, come here! Tell me what happened?"

Seeing that her father was like an angry lion, Xiaoyu dared not to obey him now.

She walked to Bu Yaoming with a squeezing voice, "Dad, he...he took my hand."

Bu Yaoming was stunned, "Ah? Holding hands...what else?" M..coM

"Dad! What else is there! That has made me worry for a long time."

Bu Xiaoyu whispered the corner of her clothes and blushed, "It's still Du Juan who told me that I can't hold hands... I won't know that I can't do that."

Bu Yaoming turned his head and looked at Du Juan.

"Uncle Bu, they only once, when they went out to put the trap, the monkey pulled Xiaoyu's hand."

Du Juan has been listening for so long, and now she has already understood the cause and effect of the matter.
To be continued...
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