Chapter 635 Fertilizer Commando(1/3)
Night falls.
A string of torches is like a long dragon,
Leaving the Shilipu production team on the avenue leading to Zhimi County.
In the dark night, you can see this fire dragon from afar, with dozens of torches stretching endlessly, which is spectacular.
The strongest man in the Shilipu production team was carrying a manure bucket and a torch, and he was moving forward silently with uneasyness.
This time I went to the county town to grab manure, just like before: everyone was unsure.
It really responds to the saying, before marching, you must first decide the defeat.
In the words of militia captain Li Jianlin, it is not that we are not working hard. It is only because the men in the Guanzhuang production team have more people than the Shilipu production team.
And they are ruthless!
Our Shilipu production team can't beat the other party even if they fight for their lives.
Just as everyone was worried about it.
suddenly!
A member exclaimed: "Look, the commando of the Guanzhuang production team has also been dispatched!"
When everyone looked to the side, the hearts of the big guys suddenly sank to the bottom: they saw the "Fat-grabbing Commando" of the Guanzhuang production team, which was also carrying manure buckets and torches, and heading straight to the battlefield.
The opponent's long torch looks like the same length as the team on the Shilipu production team.
But the problem is: they are moving forward in two rows side by side!
Isn’t that the number of young and strong labor sent by the official production team is twice that of the Shilipu production team?!
"I'm sorry, please! Mother's fault."
Old Li, who was driving a donkey cart and pulling a huge wooden dung bucket, sighed: "This time I go to pull the dung, it's time for others to eat thick ones, we'll drink thin ones."
"What are you asking for?!"
In the dark night,
The team leader Accountant Li shouted: "The morale of the army cannot be shaken, and the morale cannot be extinguished! What's wrong with the large number of people? I think there were only a few more than 10 brothers from the King of Chuang that year, and they could also fight from Zhimichenger to Tongguan all the way!"
Zhimi City is the hometown of King Chuang and Diao Chan's hometown.
That's why Accountant Li said this.
Old Li was taught a lesson, quietly shrank his neck in the cold wind, and no longer dared to say anything.
But although Lao Li shut up, he couldn't stop dozens of men from hearts, and he all had the same lament as Lao Li:
It's so damn, I really can't rob the other party!
Not only can you not rob the other party of manure, but because of robbing the other party, how often will you not be humiliated by the other party?
The cowardly aura brought by being crushed by the other party in all directions makes people feel even more frustrated!
In the words of Shilipu members, every time I go back to grab the manure, my belly will become "haha" [toad]
Everyone feels so frustrated!
Even if I eat flat food for three days, I can't make up for it!!
There is a huge gap in strength between the two sides.
The number of young and strong laborers in the Guanzhuang production team is much higher than that in the Shilipu production team.
Every time,
The two production teams sent elite soldiers and powerful generals to the county town at the same time to grab manure.
Just as Lao Li said: the Guanzhuang production team always eats thick food; while the one on his side can only drink thin food.
well!!!
The Shilipu production team drew elite troops and strong generals to form a "Fat-abundant Commando" that is moving forward silently.
At this moment,
Obviously, I also saw the team here, the Guanzhuang production team.
But they began to show off together and sing sour songs:
“Yo———
Sister, don't speak
Brother, I will hold your hand,
Say it out of thousands of words,
Why not walk back, sister."
Good guy!
The other party was secretly sarcastic: the members of the Shilipu production team were all women and women.
Moreover, they deliberately tampered with the last lyrics to use pictures to mock the people on the Shilipu production team.
The original lyrics of the line: "It's better to let me leave quietly, my sister."
They changed it to, "It's better to walk back with my sisters and the others."
——This is extremely arrogant, the members of the Guanzhuang Production Team.
I am mocking this side: You guys like women and women, go back and don’t come and grab things from us.
Accountant Li knew that everyone was in a low mood and quickly shouted, "Don't be discouraged! Scorpion is amazing, not in his mouth.
It's so loud, but its mumbled belly is actually invisible!
Hold my anger in my arms and turn it into strength!
When I go to grab the feces, I will try harder. Don’t save all my energy like my wife on the kang!”
When Peng Yong heard what Accountant Li said interestingly, he couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha why should I save my energy?"
Militia captain Li Jianlin also smiled and said, "Why should I save energy? You, a young man who is not married, don't understand."
"It's good to marry a beautiful lady, but it's a pity that it's just a waste of food."
Li Jianlin explained: "The beautiful wife I marry is not only giving more brides. But after getting married, I can't help but want to be too busy.
But I have too much liver and I feel so tired!
If you are weak, you have to eat more food and eat more food to nourish your body.”
When Peng Yong heard this, he suddenly realized: So it is such an internal logic?
Yes. It makes sense!
If you marry a wife, the ugly wolf will rush the ladder and the dog will burrow the child when he sees it, and the ugly people and gods will be angry.
Then her man naturally didn't want to touch her.
If you do less work, you will naturally save food.
The men of the Shilipu production team heard the militia captain and Peng Yong jokingly.
The big guy's mood suddenly felt much more relaxed; the tense nerves also relieved a little.
But on the Guanzhuang production team, it seems that they are determined not to let the people here feel comfortable.
Just listen to those guys singing again:
"Pull your hands,
Kiss your monkey's mouth.
I'm busy during the day and don't call me sister.
It’s getting dark, don’t be ashamed, don’t be ashamed!
Brother, take your sister, you went to Hei Ge Lao, Oh, how did you fall into that cesspool?"
These lyrics of sour songs were obviously carefully adapted by the other party.
If they savored it carefully, their last sentence would imply a warning and ridicule!!
That means: listen to me by the Shilipu production team!
You silly! You are obviously like a wife in front of us, and you are as weak as a woman.
If you get started after a while, you will have to fall into the cessation pit.
"Well!"
Old Li was so angry that he punched his penis bucket!
"puff--"
Li Jianlin, the militia captain carrying a gun, kicked a lump of soil away with anger!!
Accountant Li lamented secretly: Everyone is depressed, it’s hard to lead the team.
To be continued...