Chapter 331 It’s me, Marshal of the Warring States Period!
"Marshal Warring States! Something big happened!"
In the marshal's office, the phone bug looked panicked.
Warring States looked confused and said quickly: "What happened? Did Whitebeard attack in advance?"
"No, no!"
The voice on the phone was urgent: "It's the mess hall! The officers' mess. Something incredible happened!"
Warring States raised his eyebrows: "Let's get to the point! What happened?"
"Lieutenant General Kakapu, Lieutenant General Kakapu has grown a dog's head!!!"
"And Lieutenant General Flying Squirrel. What a big rat!"
Warring States Period: "."
What the hell?
"I remember that I was strict about drinking while on duty. Especially during such a critical period, the entire Malinvando was strictly prohibited from drinking." He said solemnly: "And you, not only were you drunk, you were also wasting my time in front of me.
You are talking nonsense, do you know the consequences?"
"Marshal of the Warring States Period, I'm not drunk. No, I'm not drinking! Not even a drop!" The phone caller was so anxious that he was a little incoherent: "I'm not a marshal, why don't you come and take a look, I'm really not crazy! Wait a minute.
What is that? A snail?"
Warring States was silent for a moment, then hung up the phone with a snap.
"Is the psychological quality of this generation of navy too poor, or is the pressure brought by white beard too great? Before the war, as an officer, he was so unbecoming!"
He rubbed his brows: "It seems that starting a war with Whitebeard is a wise choice. If the power of these pirates is not defeated in front of people all over the world, the navy's work will become increasingly difficult to carry out."
He picked up the phone again and was about to call the military discipline department, but in the end he hesitated.
"Forget it, let's go there in person."
Facts have proved that this decision was extremely correct. When Warring States rushed to the officers' mess, he saw a large group of marines gathered at the door.
"Hahahaha! Where's the mirror! Find me a mirror!"
In the distance, Warring States heard the familiar sound of laughter.
He couldn't have heard it wrong, that was Garp's laughter.
Warring States frowned, with a bad premonition welling up in his heart.
"It shouldn't be possible, right?"
He snorted heavily, and there was a sudden silence around him. The navy noticed Sengoku's arrival and quickly moved out of the way. Then, Sengoku's sight finally passed through the crowd and saw what everyone was watching.
A kobold wearing a general's cloak of justice.
To be precise, he is a spotted dog-headed man wearing a spotted dog-head hat.
Warring States Period: "."
Even if it turns into ashes, he still knows that hat!
"Cap!!!"
He rushed over and roared throughout Marinevando: "What on earth are you——"
"What are you doing!"
The Dalmatian turned his head, grinned suddenly, exposed his white fangs, and laughed loudly: "Warring States, you are here! Come and see my new image!"
Bang!
Sengoku punched Garp on the head, then grabbed Garp by the collar and shouted: "Even if it's to retaliate for my plan to execute Ace, you don't need to use this method, right?"
"If you want to eat Devil Fruit, can't you just apply to me directly? With your military exploits, what kind of Devil Fruit can't be given to you? What's going on with this dog head!"
Garp shook his head and said, "It seems to be an animal-type canine fruit, in the form of a Dalmatian dog."
"I'm not asking you what kind of Devil Fruit this is!" Sengoku's temples swelled with anger: "Why do you want to eat a Devil Fruit at such a critical time? Do you want to make your name as a naval hero a laughing stock?
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"Warring States, I know you are in a hurry." Garp scratched his head and smiled: "But don't be anxious yet."
"I haven't figured out the situation yet."
"I just remember that I was eating barbecue just now. Don't tell me, today's barbecue is really good! It should be the quality of meat that can only be found in Neptune species that are over a thousand meters tall, plus it has been pre-cooked at low temperature and mixed with the spices from the Seven Waters City
Talent——"
"Let's get to the point!" Warring States couldn't help shouting.
"Okay. I mean, as I was eating, I suddenly felt something was wrong. There seemed to be an extra power in my body."
Garp touched his furry face and said with a smile: "Is it because the chef accidentally mixed the devil fruit in when grilling meat?"
"How is that possible, bastard!"
"I don't think it's possible either." A voice came from the side.
Warring States turned his head and met the eyes of a mouse several meters tall.
"Eh?"
"It's me, Marshal!" The mouse raised its paws and raised its long knife high.
"." Warring States' expression froze: "Lieutenant General Flying Squirrel?"
"That's right." The mouse breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm still a little unfamiliar with controlling the Devil Fruit ability I just got, so I can only maintain the beast form for the time being. That's not the point. The point is, there are no Devil Fruits in the kitchen of the officer's mess.
Even if one of these things appears unexpectedly, it is impossible for a second one to appear!"
"It's even more impossible for a third one to appear and for us to eat it at the same time by such a coincidence."
This voice comes from the other side.
The corners of Warring States' mouth twitched and he looked at the place where the sound came from.
A huge snail is leaning on the wall.
".There really are snails!"
"It's me, Marshal!" Snail shouted excitedly: "I'm Dogman."
"Why am I the Snail Fruit!"
Warring States forced himself to look away from the angry snail, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and calmed himself down.
Calm
Only when you can calm down can you be a ghost!
"So, someone poisoned the food with Devil Fruit and turned all the navy officers into Devil Fruit users?"
Warring States roared: "Besides, they are all garbage fruits! Dalmatians! Rats! The most outrageous thing is that there are snails!"
The snail became even more angry.
"Check! Check thoroughly! How many people have eaten food adulterated with devil fruits!"
"Even if I turn the whole of Marinefando upside down, I still have to find the murderer!"
"I'm actually fine." Garp said with a smile: "At worst, I just don't have to use animal form. It won't affect my combat effectiveness anyway."
"Is this such a simple question?" Sengoku clenched his fists: "Such a bad incident means that the Navy headquarters has been infiltrated. This is an organized and premeditated action, and it happened right before the battle with Whitebeard.
The day before!"
"Even if they are junk Devil Fruits, they are not something that can be found everywhere. How many people can there be in this world who can prepare so many Devil Fruits and secretly transport them into Marinevando?"
"Use your brain and think about it. Is their purpose to embarrass you? No! They must have follow-up plans! If you don't figure out the other party's conspiracy, the consequences for the navy may be fatal!
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"From now on, blockade Marinefando, close all phone bugs, and start investigating one by one from the officers' mess!"
(Anti-collision tips: Give yourself a layer of armor. There will definitely be readers who will ask why you don’t just let people with devil fruit abilities eat devil fruits. This point is only mentioned in the dialogue in the original novel: “People with abilities cannot eat it.
Get another devil fruit or you will die." What exactly?
The setting is not clear. At least in the original work, there is no one who dies from eating another Devil Fruit. And I don’t want to write some inexplicable plot that directly poisons the admiral, so I default to this.
Chapter completed!