Qingyu frowned, with a sad look on his face: "I kind of know why Guanyin Bodhisattva told Sun Wukong to be a monkey in "Journey to the West". Help, this is really a monkey!"
Tingyun laughed and warned: "Put the backpack on your chest and fasten the straps on both sides."
Qingyu did as he asked.
Both of their backpacks were moved to the front and turned into Big Mac chest bags. They looked so funny, but neither of them cared to laugh.
Tingyun added: "Pull up your hat and protect your head. If you have a scarf, gloves, etc., take them out and put them on."
He is now afraid that the monkey will scratch her if she is not careful, and thinks that the less skin exposed, the better.
Qingyu actually brought a neck gaiter and a pair of gloves. But it wasn’t particularly cold these days, so I didn’t take them out and wear them.
When she heard what he said, she immediately opened the zipper to look for these two things.
As soon as the monkeys saw her unzipping her backpack, they started to move again.
Tingyun immediately picked up a branch that was not too thin from the ground and waved it in a gesture to prevent the monkey from approaching.
Qingyu quickly took out the collar and gloves and zipped them up.
Put the neck collar on the outside of the hat, pull it up so that only a pair of eyes are exposed, and then put on the gloves. Then he reached out to pick up the branch in Tingyun's hand: "I'm ready, give me the branch. Have you brought a scarf and gloves? Put them on too."
Bar."
Tingyun held on to the branch, still staring at the monkeys, but shook his head: "I didn't bring those."
So he just pulled up his hat to protect his head, leaving his entire face and hands exposed.
Qingyu looked at his face and silently picked up a branch in his hand.
The two walked forward side by side, each holding a branch in his hand, paying close attention to the movements of the monkeys.
Tingyun is very focused on everything he does, but Qingyu is still in the mood to have random thoughts:
"Tingyun, do you think we are like the protagonists in the TV series who break into the villain's base to settle the score with the big boss? We are surrounded by villains, desperately chasing and intercepting us."
At this point she laughed: "But the villains are all monkeys, so it's very funny!"
Tingyun was both funny and helpless: "Do you still have time to think about this? It's better to get rid of these monkeys first and then write your script."
But it’s really hard to get rid of this group of monkeys. They keep following them and try to pounce on them to grab the bag whenever they get a chance. And they gather more and more.
The two of them had to drive away the monkeys, but they couldn't hurt them either.
Once again, a monkey jumped over from behind, grabbed Tingyun's hat covering his head, and tried to tear his hair, but fortunately his hair was short and he didn't pull it.
Qingyu hurriedly helped him drive the monkeys away, stamping her feet in annoyance: "These monkeys are so annoying and lawless! Can we hit them a few times to scare them away?"
Tingyun put his hat back on his head and answered her calmly:
"Can't.
"First, monkeys are very smart and have a strong desire for revenge. If we beat them, they may gather a crowd to retaliate, and we will suffer a certain loss.
"Second, these monkeys are protected animals. We can only defend ourselves when our safety is threatened, and our self-defense behavior cannot exceed the appropriate limit.
"If self-defense exceeds the limit, we will all be invited to drink tea. Let alone, we will take the initiative to beat them when our personal safety is not threatened."
Qingyu said he wanted to beat the monkeys, which meant he was saying angry words. After all, the monkeys were just too annoying.
Duduzui: "The monkeys are protected, but who will protect us?"
Tingyun looked at her with a smile, then turned away and stared at the monkey: "I will protect you."
The worries in Qingyu's heart were swept away, and the corners of her mouth raised: "Well, I will protect you too."
Tingyun couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, but he still told her the precautions in a normal tone:
"Qingyu, remember. From now on, don't feed, don't shout, don't hit, just protect yourself and drive them away."
Qingyu nodded repeatedly: "I know."
The two of them continued to walk forward with great effort, trying to get to the temple in front of them quickly. There would be more people there, and the monkeys might go away.
After walking a few hundred meters, we were not far from the temple, but a new situation occurred.
Qingyu's mobile phone was in her coat pocket. She was so busy chasing monkeys all the way that she forgot about her mobile phone.
As I walked, my phone moved in my pocket and a corner of it was exposed.
She didn't notice it herself, but she was discovered by the sharp-eyed monkey.
A monkey took advantage of her opportunity to drive away another monkey in front of her, jumped over, reached out and pulled out her mobile phone, turned around and jumped up the tree.
"My mobile phone!" Qingyu shouted anxiously.
It’s painful to lose a mobile phone, and it’s troublesome to get a new phone card.
But what's even more painful and troublesome is that there are a lot of photos with Tingyun on the phone, and I haven't had time to transfer them.
There are also chat records between her and Tingyun, which she plans to keep forever!
"What should I do?" She cried and turned to Tingyun for help.
As for Tingyun, there is no problem that cannot be solved in his studies, and he can properly handle various problems in life. But facing a group of monkeys, he is helpless.
I can't fight but can't, chase but can't catch up. It seems that I can only try - inducement?
"Otherwise, how about coaxing it with something to eat? Can you try to change the phone back?" Tingyun said himself, feeling that there was little hope.
Qingyu opened his backpack, took out another bag of strange-flavored beans, tore open the package, grabbed some and spread his hands towards the monkey: "Give me your phone back, and I'll give you all these beans."
The monkey grinned and waved at her, which seemed to mean - give her something first.
Is this monkey a spirit?
Qingyu said helplessly: "Okay, I'll give you some food first, but you have to return the phone to me."
She said and threw the beans in her hand.
The monkey immediately picked up the beans with his other hand and stuffed them into his mouth.
"It's time to return my phone to me. As a human being, not as a monkey, you have to keep your word."
The monkey grinned, even its pink gums were exposed.
Qingyu felt that it was definitely smiling.
She asked Tingyun feebly: "What do you think its expression expresses?"
Tingyun suppressed his laughter and joked: "It may mean that it didn't say anything. What's the point of saying something without keeping it?"
There's nothing wrong with that, it really can't speak, it just can't speak!
Qingyu sighed and continued to work hard. She shook the food bag in her hand: "Return the phone, and I will give you all this bag. If you don't return it, you won't have any share."
The monkey waved again: Give me something first.
How could she fall for the monkey's trick again?
"Return the phone first!" She glared at the monkey, her expression so serious that Tingyun couldn't help but laugh.
The monkey is jumping up and down, but it doesn't come close.
However, other monkeys tried to come and snatch the food from her hand, but Tingyun drove them away.
Qingyu looked at the monkey that was driven away. It looked stronger than the monkey that stole the phone.
Chapter completed!